Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack is possessed by demons.

Beelzekebab.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Beelzekebab.

Lord of the Fries.

 

[Marc]

Jack should be deported to the shivering isles

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Holy fuck this is the most baby tweet Jack ever made. I picture Jack saying this with a propeller hat and a big pinwheel lollipop



NOTICE ME YOUTUBE CEO



Again didn't this moron imply space travel was fake



But of course Jack loves Muskrat



Jack still salty about not having more subscribers



Seriously what is Jack's obsession with Fort Knox



Random poetry with Jack Scalfani



Jack believes the carnivore diet made him healthier

 

[AltisticRight]

Most people don't like IoT devices because of how much data they gather without you knowing.

It's a double edged sword, with the edge pointing to your throat being sharper. The only time this tracking shit benefitted me was when I wanted a refund on a pretty expensive item. The store demanded a receipt or I have to tell them when I bought it. I was able to find the exact time I entered and left that store 2 months ago via Google. Scary, but they conceded and the fat Karen manager reluctantly went to find my receipt for the refund.

Or just stop being stupid and get receipts for expensive shit.

 

[The Stranger]

Seriously what is Jack's obsession with Fort Knox

You know this image was made for boomers to use because it has 3 different loading symbols/text so they can actually recognize what it means. Pic related

 

[Red Dye #5]

Holy fuck this is the most baby tweet Jack ever made. I picture Jack saying this with a propeller hat and a big pinwheel lollipop

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Real boomer posting hours

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's a double edged sword, with the edge pointing to your throat being sharper. The only time this tracking shit benefitted me was when I wanted a refund on a pretty expensive item. The store demanded a receipt or I have to tell them when I bought it. I was able to find the exact time I entered and left that store 2 months ago via Google. Scary, but they conceded and the fat Karen manager reluctantly went to find my receipt for the refund.

Or just stop being stupid and get receipts for expensive shit.

Okay, there was one time being connected like this helped me but it's a bit of a story. Mrs. Sebben and I wound up at this Chinese food restaurant in Tokyo once, really liked it and a couple months later we wanted to go back but neither one could remember where it was or which station we exited. I managed, weeks later, to pull up the EXIF for a picture I took not too far away and using that location was able to work out where the restaurant was.

But all that really tells me is how much data they have on you and this was... maybe fifteen years ago when the world was less connected than it is now.

 

[charlesdickens]

Awaiting a Jack On The Go at Steak and Shake to have Tammy tell us that the beef tallow fries are gud

Maybe Jack is hoping Elon will find Quarolyn's lost gold in Fort Knox too...

 

[Neko GF]

JACK IN THE BOX BIG SMASHBURGER- FLAVOR EXPLOSION OR JUST A SMASH​

(03/19/25)

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[Bassomatic]

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I hate this man so much it's unreal.

I think watching Tammy eat has got worse than Jack. He already is crippled so kinda excuse to heaven food in his mouth. She does it with the ability to have manners.

They are going to o be grandparents and that makes me really sad deep down.

 

[p1138]

JACK IN THE BOX BIG SMASHBURGER- FLAVOR EXPLOSION OR JUST A SMASH​

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"I'm not a fan of smash burgers because I'm a meat guy of course" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? We've known for ages that Fatty hates smash burgers because his taste buds are non-existent and all he craves is quantity. But the idea that a "meat guy" just hates smash burgers by default makes no fucking sense.
"It's got more than one patty it's more exciting for YOU cuz you get moar meat" No, I'm not excited by simply having a larger volume of ground beef
"I like to call ahead" Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box? Or any fast food? And he's surprised they didn't pick up the phone but still went anyway. No shit they aren't picking up the phone, it's a fucking fast food restaurant.
Tammy asks Fatty if he wants any wraps, says that the smash burger is what Fatty wants. So he can't even pretend to be "carnuhvore" in this
Bitches that he can't get a free upgrade to the sourdough bun, bitches about the prices on fast food going up.
"The patties look big, nice and thick!" "Maybe they smashed a lot of meat, that's why it's not thin"
Tammy proceeds to talk with her mouth full, claims it's better than Red Robin. "The meats taste like fresh" and that's from Tammy who presumably hasn't had a stroke
It's just Fatty and Tammy in the car, she then pulls out a couple of wraps from a bag, that isn't the bag behind her sitting on the armrest of the door. These fat fucks ordered 2 bags of food to eat in the parking lot, and likely sodas to go with it.
"2 for $6 and they're big and thick" The number of times Fatty mentions things being thick in this video is more nauseating than usual
Just at fucking random from Fatty "I love jack in the box tacos" did they also order tacos or something?
Tammy isn't even just speaking with her mouth full, she's speaking with the fucking wrap in her mouth(which she can't even hold like a normal human for some reason) while taking a bite
Apparently this was a burger wars episode? And Fatty thinks everything at jack in the box is always fresh.

edit: I've figured it out. Fatty is just that old Limmy show video about the kilogram of steel vs kilogram of feathers. It's just that he doesn't understand a pound of ground beef vs pound of smashed ground beef patties(and that's before getting into browning, surface area, etc.)

 

[a terminal posture]

JACK IN THE BOX BIG SMASHBURGER- FLAVOR EXPLOSION OR JUST A SMASH​

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Jack says he would rather go to Chili's or Red Robin and pay $10 for a complete meal instead of paying $9.49 for just the burger at Jack in the Box. A (single) smash burger w/ side at the Chili's in Hendersonville is $13.49. How does someone who obsesses over prices not know prices.? How?

 

[Adamska]

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Fat retard baby who doesn't understand cooking is angy and terrified that smashburgers lose mass via the process. Too stupid to understand it retains more moisture and thus more mass if all you give a shit about is more food for yourself.

He also doesn't understand since his tastebuds don't work why people tend to prefer the crusts that form on patties, which adds complexity to the beef flavor. Then again, this idiot doesn't understand that sourdough would be more expensive because it takes time to make due to the starter.

Again; there's a reason he cooks his brisket fat-side up.

 

[The Stranger]

JACK IN THE BOX BIG SMASHBURGER- FLAVOR EXPLOSION OR JUST A SMASH​

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Reminder to open the YouTube video, dislike the video, and close the tab and watch the local version to hurt fatties YouTube algorithm

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's still pretending to be on carnivore by not showing himself eat the burger, like for fuck sake Jack, at least pretend to just eat the patties or would you want the full sandwich

 

[p1138]

He's still pretending to be on carnivore by not showing himself eat the burger, like for fuck sake Jack, at least pretend to just eat the patties or would you want the full sandwich

The burger and 2 wraps that we're just supposed to accept that his wife ate while Fatty just watched like some kind of food cuck would have fit in one bag. But somehow they wound up with 2 full bags of food. It's like when Fatty claimed he was starving at the nursing home but failed to hide the foot sitting to the side of his tray in his own photos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just at fucking random from Fatty "I love jack in the box tacos" did they also order tacos or something?

Meghan Markle mentions in her Netflix shit show that her mother loves Jack in the Box tacos. Maybe Jack has been watching that to make himself feel comparatively better in the kitchen.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Who wants to watch a fat ass pretend to not eat food and said fat ass's wife eat fast food in a Youtube video? If I want to know how a fast food place is, I will just drive down there and get food myself.

I am not a huge smash burger fan but I get the appeal.

 

[p1138]

Meghan Markle mentions in her Netflix shit show that her mother loves Jack in the Box tacos. Maybe Jack has been watching that to make himself feel comparatively better in the kitchen.

Maybe, it's hard to assume the logic that could be rattling around in his skull between the holes in his mushbrain.

Who wants to watch a fat ass pretend to not eat food and said fat ass's wife eat fast food in a Youtube video? If I want to know how a fast food place is, I will just drive down there and get food myself.

But if you don't call ahead, what if they don't have it!

edit: Imagine working at a fast food joint, actually picking up the phone and hearing "*gurgle* Hello? do you *cough* *snort* have that good double smash meat? *gurgle* *fart*" from this guy?