DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This actually tracks as pretty believable to me because I recall a rare case of modern eruh phil oversharing (by his standards) and telling someone he and Kat liked watching animal themed shows and ghost hunting shows as well. I'm sure you can add Discovery Plus to the list of subscriptions he's paying for since OG reality tv douchebag Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures has always seemed like the sort of guy that phil would want to emulate.

Don't give me shit for watching this trash it was during Covid lockdown and we needed something other than phil that was fake and gay to laugh at lol. This guy always had a whiff of taking his khantent way too seriously when it's literally just a guy yelling at himself in the dark. Dressed like a Hot Topic Screamo groupie in the older episodes, totally used to be jacked dood and the only thing that seemed real about him was his desire to bully one of his Aspy-diagnosed co-hosts in almost every episode during the Golden Age of Phil circa 2011.

If phil thought Wrestling was real until John Rambo explained it was all fixed to him on Smark Guys he probably still thinks these cookie cutter ghost chasing shows (there seems to be about 50 of them out there now) are actually real as well since no one's told him otherwise. :story:
I don't think it even matters whether the ghost hunter thing is real (I fully believe it is) the fact is that DSP refuses to experiment with things because of his schedule autism/excuse gymnastics routine. He won't put in a single shred of effort unless he gets paid first or has a guaranteed income. This has already been abundantly clear for ages.

The biggest problem with that is that he basically never experiments with different content styles or ideas at all. And sure, some experiments will fail and suck but he basically does nothing which means every stream is just a 2 hour long prestream therapy session and then 12 hours of him pretending like he gives a fuck about games that he really doesn't care about.

People on this subforum and also on tweeter have been saying since like 2018 that he should try some wrestling stuff because he's obviously passionate about it. Instead he sits and lies how he doesn't even watch WWE anymore and does nothing with it until PPP comes along and tries (unsuccessfully) to get DSP to hone one of his passions into a workable thing. If DSP bothered and put in some passion and energy into it then I think people would've cut him some slack: but he doesn't fucking do anything.
 
I mean don't get me wrong, he hasn't exactly done much to earn people's empathy but anyone who was arguing up and down that it was impossible that he was depressed years ago was totally wrong.
This is just wrong and retarded, he is the one who has made this possible with the way he behaves when it comes to depression. It's not anyone else's fault that Philip said that depression was the reason he sent those "shill tweets" during his staycation. The fact that he's pretending to be depressed makes people think he's lying or isn't depressed.
 
Hopefully, this is what we get today:
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I wonder how deep Phil is in the gin right now, looking for Dutch courage.
 
questions that he will refuse to even give an opinion on.
Its really something infuriating with recent Phil, he can't have opinions for some retarded reason.

During every daily QnA everytime a dent asks him what's his favourite X thing. The pig will just enumerate a list like someone trying to reach the word count for an essay.

For instance yesterday he was asked his favourite assassin's creed game. He went on saying the first is good, then told 2 was good too, then said brotherhood is interesting... Then 4, then odyssey....

He can't choose one. It's something fascinating about him, no matter the subject he fears having opinions.
 
Seems every where I go, somehow DSP is eventually mentioned.
First the Sektur, obviously. Then way back when, I was watching a movie reviewer called DoubleToasted on Twitch and they ended up gifting this roach some subs/raiding him. Of course Asmongold mentioned him, Nicholas Deorio, OneyPlays, Super Best Friends Play. And now I'm hearing Mersh (who's show, ROTC, I actually like) is trying to team up with roach for Smark Guys. And it's like... Sometimes I fear on some subconcious level I'm following DSP whether or not I WANT to. This bastard is everywhere it seems. Like...
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID HIS SHIT STREAM END UP ON THAT MICROSOFT CONFERENCE?? This Motherfucker was on local news TWICE. They called him Eustace! 4Chan glazes this piece of shit anytime his face is posted!
And whats funny is even ChrisChan could profit off being a known LawlCow. This mf has a reputation in the most unlikely places and he can't make a cent off that?! Fucking pest. Go away.
So the Thing that most find unfunny / dumb Warski wanted?
Warski is literally mentally retarded. If he was a woman he would have married JF Gay Rapey instead of doing a show with him.
 
Despite the small tidbits of info PPP and Warski have shared thus far, they already paint a clear picture: Phil is a miserable, likely depressed drone in desperate need of friends and any semblance of interaction and validation. This isn’t by any means something new, but it validates what many have been saying about him for years.
You forgot GAY! HE'S GAY!
 
People on this subforum and also on tweeter have been saying since like 2018 that he should try some wrestling stuff because he's obviously passionate about it. Instead he sits and lies how he doesn't even watch WWE anymore and does nothing with it until PPP comes along and tries (unsuccessfully) to get DSP to hone one of his passions into a workable thing. If DSP bothered and put in some passion and energy into it then I think people would've cut him some slack: but he doesn't fucking do anything.
He should just stream WWE Champions and other MTX mobile games, he's 1000x more engaged and energetic than anything else he does on stream. Not sure if he could make enough to fund it, but it's very obvious he doesn't care about games these days.
 
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