Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mushroom King]

Looks like the TV got jammed in the upper right corner. Better not be strawberry jam, boy.

edit: It decided to double up my post. rip


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I liked your edit. It has 90's History Channel vibes.

 

[Candover]

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I liked your edit. It has 90's History Channel vibes.

A PBS Ken Burns styled documentary would be fitting for the boy

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

A PBS Ken Burns styled documentary would be fitting for the boy

A Werner Herzog "Into The Abyss" style documentary would be fitting for the boy...

 

[Acceptable]

Do we know what happened to the 400 bucks from the gofundme? I don't remember him mentioning it in a while.

Dethawed to perfection

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

1000x better than Jessica

No doubt. And I think it's generally agreed around here that Cobra didn't deserve some sort of BPDemon to show up and wreck his life, but that begs the question: What sort of mate would be appropriate for the boy? Are there females of the boglim species, or is he one-of-a-kind?

 

[cugel]

With out the high price of apps like door dash he would have so much more money if he rode bike, but he would be dead since he would have drank double what he has been now. I remember when I was a student years ago and there were flyers for a case of beer that they could deliver in the middle of the night and wondered who would get that, people having parties that run out, guess it is guys like corba.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

What sort of mate would be appropriate for the boy?

Stephanie was literally the perfect woman. She was effectively a prop who just sat around waiting to be fucked, and as far as I can remember was more than willing to tolerate that until he cheated on her.

 

[Re(Runner)48]

With out the high price of apps like door dash he would have so much more money if he rode bike, but he would be dead since he would have drank double what he has been now. I remember when I was a student years ago and there were flyers for a case of beer that they could deliver in the middle of the night and wondered who would get that, people having parties that run out, guess it is guys like corba.

I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash. He gets exercise, some small human interaction (which he desperately needs), doesn't have to wash his ass, gets some money, harder for people to find his job to fire him, and lastly I'm pretty sure he can get free food if the order falls through. So some content for his food hacks.

 

[Your Landlord]

I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash.

Because he doesn't want or need to.
Alternatively, apply Boglim's Razor and realize that the real answer to why he does/doesn't do something is thus: "Because he is genuinely retarded."

 

[charlesdickens]

I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash. He gets exercise, some small human interaction (which he desperately needs), doesn't have to wash his ass, gets some money, harder for people to find his job to fire him, and lastly I'm pretty sure he can get free food if the order falls through. So some content for his food hacks.

He kept moving further away from anywhere to bike to after the first apartment. Little incentive. He already makes enough money doing what he already knows.

He was kicked out of the lowest level occupational training program in the country (Job Corps) and had to be reassigned multiple times even while there. He regularly messed up his job at Wendy's that is made just for special needs people. That was all when he was a lot more lucid, not an alcoholic, and not a depressed, anxious shut-in. Anything he does is open for him to be harassed incessantly these days. Why is this so difficult for people to continually grasp?

 

[Re(Runner)48]

He already makes enough money doing what he already knows.

Before his birthday he's -300 or more dollars. And without his account he's going to get less outlets to make money. So what's he going to do now?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash

He did put money into fixing the bike. Because he does not know how to change and patch a tube, he paid a bike shop to rip him off to change the tube. However, the last time he got a flat, he cut the tire off and road the bike on the bare rim which completely fucked it up by bending it and making it a cheese grater, so until the entire wheel is changed he will instantly get a flat any time a tube is put on. He will never work, and likely never ride the bike. He has convinced himself that trolls will get him fired, even though he was the majority reason he got fired. He also no longer has to, after years of pay pigs paying for his addiction he has no reason or desire to leave the bog den or work again.

ETA: Oh yea and he put money into a gasoline engine conversion kit for the bike, but the guy who cannot operate a can opener surprisingly had very little luck getting that to work.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

i had a dream last night where cobes was a smoker from l4d2 and he was using his tounge to mix his sick drink combos, it was sick as hell toobz

L4D2 was amazing, and now I'm going to be saying Ellis quotes to myself all night.

 

[Candover]

He did put money into fixing the bike. Because he does not know how to change and patch a tube, he paid a bike shop to rip him off to change the tube. However, the last time he got a flat, he cut the tire off and road the bike on the bare rim which completely fucked it up by bending it and making it a cheese grater, so until the entire wheel is changed he will instantly get a flat any time a tube is put on. He will never work, and likely never ride the bike. He has convinced himself that trolls will get him fired, even though he was the majority reason he got fired. He also no longer has to, after years of pay pigs paying for his addiction he has no reason or desire to leave the bog den or work again.

iirc when Darf took over one of the trailer streams (while Josh was passed out drunk), he sat on the living room couch with the bike in frame, and there was rust all over the handle bars. so it's not going anywhere for a long time. Also he somehow managed to break those retarded ape hanger handlebars once while he was commuting to his Wendy's job. It will forever be another relic of fail, like his box of car parts that he'll never install, in a car he'll never own, driving with a license he'll never have.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

i had a dream last night where cobes was a smoker from l4d2 and he was using his tounge to mix his sick drink combos, it was sick as hell toobz

I always wanted to see a rendition of Gothic King Cobra in Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, but modelling and aping the legendary style of the game is hard.

 

[Your Landlord]

L4D2 was amazing, and now I'm going to be saying Ellis quotes to myself all night.

My homeboy Scotty said there was a planet out there made of pure weed, so he decided to make a rocket-ship out of junk he'd steal; when it came time for ignition we found out he used gasoline instead of rocket fuel, you should've seen it, shot 40 feet in the air and burnt up in the atmosphere, or from the gas. RIP Scotty..

iirc when Darf took over one of the trailer streams (while Josh was passed out drunk), he sat on the living room couch with the bike in frame, and there was rust all over the handle bars. so it's not going anywhere for a long time. Also he somehow managed to break those retarded ape hanger handlebars once while he was commuting to his Wendy's job. It will forever be another relic of fail, like his box of car parts that he'll never install, in a car he'll never own, driving with a license he'll never have.

Throwing old ruined shit away would probably be very healthy for Cobes.

 

[Candover]

My homeboy Scotty said there was a planet out there made of pure weed, so he decided to make a rocket-ship out of junk he'd steal; when it came time for ignition we found out he used gasoline instead of rocket fuel, you should seen it, shot 40 feet in the air and burnt up in the atmosphere, or from the gas. RIP Scotty..

Throwing old ruined shit away would probably be very healthy for Cobes.

He still hangs onto Puff's old tank so he can't let anything go.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

He still hangs onto Puff's old tank so he can't let anything go.

He's had the empty tank for longer than he had Puff. Every time he looks at that tank its a reminder of what happened and the BOY is too regarded to just get rid of it.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash. He gets exercise, some small human interaction (which he desperately needs), doesn't have to wash his ass, gets some money, harder for people to find his job to fire him, and lastly I'm pretty sure he can get free food if the order falls through. So some content for his food hacks.

you're talking about the BOY who mixed up the teas when he was working at Wendy's

 

[RollingRock2]

Josh stopped ride bike because he went full boglim. He was too lazy years ago. He could have fixed bike or even bought a new bike 20 times over by now. He gave up leaving the house to become one with the bug throne.