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I know this is a thread usually making fun of Reddit, but I want to share something interesting I learned. There's a Russian term for outsider lolcows called "Lower Internet".
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After websearching "низкий интернет," I can't find any internet backroads about this being a legit term. It could be something that this guy in particular uses. Lower Internet is still a good term for this kind of shit.
 
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How does a person this fragile survive out in the world? Obviously, Reddit is the worst place to get advice in that regard, as they make it as a great shame that needs to be atoned for, and not just someone being eleven and needing to touch grass. Let's hope they're more ready if they face a real problem in their life.

These people would probably tell you that you need to repent for pulling down your pants and showing your bare ass when pissing as a kid or any dumb stuff you said and forgot since, lest you be a terrible racist and sexual assaulter.
 
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How does a person this fragile survive out in the world? Obviously, Reddit is the worst place to get advice in that regard, as they make it as a great shame that needs to be atoned for, and not just someone being eleven and needing to touch grass. Let's hope they're more ready if they face a real problem in their life.

These people would probably tell you that you need to repent for pulling down your pants and showing your bare ass when pissing as a kid or any dumb stuff you said and forgot since, lest you be a terrible racist and sexual assaulter.

The way this Redditor was talking, I just thought she (I assume this is a TRUE and HONEST female) grabbed their crush's private parts. They have to still be rather young to still be freaking out over such a meaningless issue but with Redditors, you never really know.
 
I'm enjoying the mental gymnastics on display. According to reddit liberals destroying property, lighting cars on fire, and doxxing people who own Tesla's isn't terrorism.
The Reddit community decries Kiwifarms as a hate platform but meanwhile they're making calls to violence that would get you instantly banned from here.

The way they enforce their sitewide policies is bullshit in general. I got permabanned on there a few years back for commenting "I hope he crashes and kills himself" on a video of a guy driving recklessly and endangering the public, causing multiple car wrecks. Meanwhile I see tons of Redditors calling for Musk to off himself and they go unpunished. Wishing death upon someone is only acceptable if they're a high profile uber-rich person apparently.
 
The Reddit community decries Kiwifarms as a hate platform but meanwhile they're making calls to violence that would get you instantly banned from here.

The way they enforce their sitewide policies is bullshit in general. I got permabanned on there a few years back for commenting "I hope he crashes and kills himself" on a video of a guy driving recklessly and endangering the public, causing multiple car wrecks. Meanwhile I see tons of Redditors calling for Musk to off himself and they go unpunished. Wishing death upon someone is only acceptable if they're a high profile uber-rich person apparently.
Remember that a few years ago, Reddit pushed through new rules on hateful content, specifically stating that the anti-hate rules does not apply to people that belong to a majority group. They're all a bunch of holier-than-thou hypocrits thinking they're the good guys.
 
Redditors are delusional about foreign countries because they're all Americans and have only heard about other countries via mainstream media. They think the less White a place is, the safer it is because the American education system has drilled into their gullible skulls that anything vaguely European is evil.

For kicks, I did a quick lookup on the State Department's website for Laos; most of the country is on Level 2 Travel Advisory (exercise increased caution) because of an epidemic of drug trafficking, gang violence, banditry, and explosive ordinance left over from the Indochina War. Xaisomboun Province in particular is on Level 3 Travel Advisory because there's consistent clashes between the military there and anti-government groups that have resulted in people getting shot. For reference, the travel advisory level goes up to 4, with countries like North Korea getting a level 4 designation.

If you go to Laos you risk getting blown up by mines, shot by drug traffickers, or shot by anti-government forces. The only places in the US that could get close to this level of violence are bughive cities like Detroit, though I know redditors consider cities to be the only parts of America that actually exist so I guess I wouldn't be shocked. And even then, Detroit doesn't have fucking unexploded ordinance laying around!
What is it with Redditors choosing to go to shithole countries when completely better countries are available? Don’t go to China, go to Taiwan. Don’t go to Laos, go to Thailand. Don’t go to Korea, go to Japan. Etc.
 
My "favorite" part of Reddit is how one of the founders was willing to defend CP/creepshots/I forget exactly what and yet the site has still always found a way to go further downhill.

At least back then I felt like the site was ultimately dumb fun 99% of the time.

Now? Now I can't fathom what would make someone willing to post there besides either naivete or stupidity. Or autism.

I hate jannies, I hate brigadiers, I want to see them all hang and I want to keep it on tape for repeat viewing.

And to the tranny jannies of the Deep Rock Galactic subreddit: You will never be a real dorf.
 
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>Transbian
>Wants a 'lesbian' who isn't a cat (or dog) lady (or poly)

Really looking for a damn unicorn here huh
Why not split the difference and date someone who owns a fish or a lizard or something? They don't get hair everywhere and they won't go up and bug you.

I've said this a million times but I'll say it again these are the same people calling us extremists for posting on Kiwifarms about trannies and they are saying shit like this:
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Why not split the difference and date someone who owns a fish or a lizard or something? They don't get hair everywhere and they won't go up and bug you.
something tells me this poster's issue with pets isn't fur shedding or them bugging you, but rather that a pet will split attention between the pet and the presumably obsessive transbian
 
something tells me this poster's issue with pets isn't fur shedding or them bugging you, but rather that a pet will split attention between the pet and the presumably obsessive transbian
I get the feeling the pet would be be more naturally housebroken than the transbian.
 
So-called "Japanese" Redditors love glazing the gay nigger samurai game on this sub.
Does the average Japanese person even know what Reddit is? I've talked to a few online, brought Reddit up and they've always asked me what it is. I know, 4 people doesn't equal an entire country, but like I said… it just doesn't seem popular or relevant over there.

Also I'd assume that subreddit would be like all the other Japanese subreddits: overran by Western expats and therefore not actually useful or interesting because of that.
 
Does the average Japanese person even know what Reddit is? I've talked to a few online, brought Reddit up and they've always asked me what it is. I know, 4 people doesn't equal an entire country, but like I said… it just doesn't seem popular or relevant over there.

Also I'd assume that subreddit would be like all the other Japanese subreddits: overran by Western expats and therefore not actually useful or interesting because of that.
I really doubt it's popular there, yeah. 5ch and Twitter are probably much more popular. If Reddit was, you'd see at least a few popular subs where everyone speaks Japanese. But I think basically everyone on Reddit speaks English??
 
By the way, regarding ChatGPT, you can actually make the ChatGPT not a Reddit retard if you talk long enough to it. The funny thing? It happens if you ENCOURAGE IT TO THINK ON ITS OWN AND TO STOP USING THE SAME MAINSTREAM SITES.

My ChatGPT isn't a Reddit-tier bitch when I talk to it now. Like I've actually got it to talk against troons. I still haven't introduced the WORD itself but it now knows the troon agenda and its activists are actually actively harmful that does nothing but prey on weak and mentally ill people.

I don't know how the fuck I did it but I got it to hate Redditors and troons lol.
LLMs are people pleasers. It will say what you want it to say.
 
and of course, you can't forget the random white tourist redditor who doesn't know how dangerous countries like laos are internally.
Sort of like the dumb whiteys who go to some all-inclusive resort in Jamaica, then think they're cool with the locals, go to downtown Kingston, and get shivved.
 
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