DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Phil's mind is an enigma. Every time I think he's reached the peak (depths?) of his dumbassery, he shows us he doesn't understand people at all.

Phil is like 100% autistic with sociopathic tendency's and a narcissist. He thinks he can do no wrong and he's always in the right. The whole reason for yesterday's disaster stream was due to him not wanting to take the L from the Casino. Hes so inept he does not understand what he did was give himself a bigger L and maybe even a divorce. Phil does not understand other people at all. This is what it all seems like to me anyway. I would love to hear an actual psychiatrists take on Phil. But I'm 100% certain he's autistic.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Now that we are post-masterplan/Kino arc, this is the one time I really wish LARPers would lay off and really let DSP see what kind of support and engagement he has in his chat.

I know it's a lost cause, but I really think he would panic if, after this absolutely undeniable crash out, his chat really moved as slowly as it deserves.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Doesn't matter what kind of insurance she has. The fact is, that Phil could easily just stop playing WWEC and that alone would be enough to afford a much better insurance plan.

He chooses not to.

 

[Burl McMillan]

 

[Africanweebfighter]

When do you guys think it was truly over in his life for Phil?

It never started.

 

[Looney Troons]

I don’t know much about Ashton, and my knowledge of Andy pretty much dies around the time the Tonka stuff went down, but it does seem like these two were trying to offer Dave a lifeline here. Ashton especially. Whereas I cannot stand his voice, he comes off as genuine to Phil in most of their interactions. Even in those messages Phil exposed, Ashton seemed genuinely concerned about Phil and wanted to assist him in becoming more financially viable for his family. He also seemed to care about his well-being.

It’s so on the pig nose of Phil to blow away the only two people in his sphere who might have given a fuck about him. Months ago, he was begging for people to come onto the pahdcast and was upset when people like WingsofRedemption, LowTierGod, and Mutahar bailed on him. Cried about it several times. Well, in this spectacular move of “4D chess”, he’s totally pissed in whatever little credibility he had - and he didn’t have much. No one is going to want to talk to this guy because he’s simply out to try to make them look bad for his own benefit. He’s going to be “relegated” to Keemstar’s show, and rightfully so. They’ll tire of him and kick him off too.

I will watch Kino Casino on Friday. Part of me hopes they Ashton doesn’t leak or provide more detail to anything and just takes the moral victory over Phil - let the guests talk. Phil made himself look like an untrustworthy lying dunce, so why not just keep giving him lengths of rope to hang himself? He’s happy to do so in the name of cahntent. He’d sell out his alleged dying wife and mother for just a scrap of that sweet and delicious support.

All of this over someone fat calling your wife, who is fat, fat. Glad I decided to tune in this season.

 

[PieceofShet]

People who got unbanned on Kick

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DoorDash are detractors

 

[Hectic Heckler]

People who got unbanned on Kick

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At least DJTrumpREAL got some justice

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Am I fucking retarded or is the KC content not being clipped/uploaded on YouTube? It’s hard to find the recent content.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

At least DJTrumpREAL got some justice

That guy is a perpetually online tool. A dent, if you will

 

[Niggernerd]

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I swear this is the 2nd time in history I've seen someone crash the fuck out over pepe.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

losing panda hurt his ego
losing rambo killed his heart

I 100000% agree Phil was more heartbroken over losing Rambo than he was Leanna. But I think losing Leanna was really the final nail in an admittedly already well-constructed coffin for Phil's sanity. Leanna was not only his last real link to the outside world, but she was also the closest thing Phil had to a voice of reason in his life. Not that she was like, actively calling shots or anything, but I think if it wasn't for her demanding they spend more time together and leave the snortfort, Phil would almost never leave his office. It also sounds like Leanna was actually doing soulmaid duties, and while I'm sure the snortfort was still pretty gross before Phil converted it into a stable, I can't recall anything quite as bad as what it's like now. I think Leanna was just grown up enough to actually care about not getting mold or not having a working dishwasher/bathroom/washer for however long it's been.

Even if they were still together, he'd still be cursed with the burden of being Phil, but his life would be slightly better in comparison. Which, granted, is a very low bar, but still. Although, I guess there is the possibility that Phil would also be more bitter and miserable because the relationship would still deteriorate. Really, I guess the biggest difference is his condo might be in better shape.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Am I fucking retarded or is the KC content not being clipped/uploaded on YouTube? It’s hard to find the recent content.

KC usually uploads the clips several days after their streams to their clip channel. I'd imagine snort hogan, doody, and memeology might upload some too.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

DoorDash are detractors
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Wait what? Did we really get so fat and lazy that people are putting McDonald's on layaway?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I don't think phil has ever even watched an interview before. Even on mainstream news channels like cnn and fox, the interviewer will bring up clips and/or quotes of the interviewee saying something contradictory if they feel like they caught them in a lie. If cnn interviewed Donald Trump for example, they would immediately have a panel on dissecting every word that was said the second the interview was over.

Phil always has these random, odd standards and rules for everyone else that just make zero sense and conveniently don't apply to himself.

It's like his scrub mentality with Street Fighter.

His opponents aren't going by his imaginary arbitrary rules on what constitutes a legit match.
You threw him too much or whatever? Didn't earn it. Got lucky, not a real match. I give up. This isn't how the pros do it so therefore its all just fucked and unfair.

Just a big fuckin baby who wants to do playground rules every chance he can get to get a win out of people.

He wants to bring people not even to his level, but below him with this. Same with the interviews, he does this legality syde bullshit and creates the Court of Law propped up by sticks for Phil to declare evidence is circumstantial and thats not good enough! Get actual evidence and he somehow put up a Wakanda Forcefield around him and therefore the King Snake shits himself and you get deterred.

 

[neger psykolog]

I will watch Kino Casino on Friday. Part of me hopes they Ashton doesn’t leak or provide more detail to anything and just takes the moral victory over Phil - let the guests talk. Phil made himself look like an untrustworthy lying dunce, so why not just keep giving him lengths of rope to hang himself? He’s happy to do so in the name of cahntent. He’d sell out his alleged dying wife and mother for just a scrap of that sweet and delicious support

Whatever happens I am certain that DSP will not watch toxic, negative content like that and he was too busy to do so but he will somehow know all about it and talk about it for 4 hours straight.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He could've actually painted PPP/KC as being psychopaths for manipulating him and done so fairly successfully. Some people in the other thread think PPP and Warski are psychopaths for tricking him the entire time. Especially since PPP/KC were dropping details about his family being sick and shit like that.

But of course its DSP we're talking about and he of course took the most retarded path possible.

This is a pretty normal phenomenon on this website when you have threads covering two people that are in conflict with each other, for example the Ethan Klein and Hasan threads, if your in the Ethan thread you hate him more than Hasan but if your in the Hasan thread you hate Hasan more. It's the same here with the DSP and KC threads, it's quite strange and interesting to witness.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Saar Keem, please to be sending me fifty thousand dolar gift card.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

So DSP thinks that getting back at Steve Cambion isn't entertaining khantent, but making himself look like a jilted ex-girlfriend by revealing his DM's with PPP is...

Also, I love that he says that he broke up with KC because he "didn't get anything from them," and not because PPP called his wife fat. I guess you can call his fat ass wife whatever you want as long as he makes money from it. And the fact that Phil damn near repeated John Rambo's grievances towards him almost word-for-word to describe what PPP did to him is fucking delusional. What in the fuck did Phil think this shit was gonna do for him? What a fucking retard.