Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

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I don't know if it's still like this, but certainly the first half of the War on Terror was dominated by private contractors who cut all sorts of corners and standards compared to the professional armies that went in.
I lost track of the number of security guys larping as Rambo in tactical gear, that we quickly figured out where kicked out of the army or the reserves in less than a year prior to getting hired. These dumbasses didn't even know how to hide it.

And in regards to the support people, like the assholes that wired up our structures, I never touched the shower knob without testing with a voltage detector first. Your family can't sue if your electrocuted to death by an idiot contractor employed by Haliburton because your in the military and that would be a conflict of interest and disruptive to the chain of command. As opposed to the vice president creating a bullshit war so his company Haliburton could get trillions military contracts. That is totally kosher.

It's fucking insane to me that the vast majority of Bush administration didn't go to prison.
 
Jackie's obviously very proud of having anything to do with the military
It’s not pride: She just likes to use her brief, disgraceful experience as a cudgel in internet arguments. Jackie thinks being able to pull the veteran card gives her credibility that others lack.

Of course she would never in a million years want anyone to know the truth of her truncated, inglorious tour. Too bad for Jackie that she made a bunch of unnecessary enemies by being a faildoxing cunt. Like Rekieta’s 8 year old testing positive for cocaine, Man Hands will never be allowed to live down her shameful conduct as a shitty mechanic in Iraq.
 
Jackie reminds me of Cog aka jobless Johnny. They're both so full of themselves and think they know better than everyone else. That's why neither one can hold a job "no one can boss me around, I know better than the boss !" And immediately think they should be promoted to the bosses job on day 2.

And it seems she was exactly the same way in the military. "0530 PT ? I'm gonna go fuck this other retard and skip it ! Now what ??"
Except she was never anything special in the military to be able to get away with any of that shit so they tossed her ass out
 
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After being kicked out she joined a PMC and returned to Iraq, pretty sure those pics are all from that time.
How did she end up with a PMC, anyway? Still thinking she could pay for college with a tour or two?
And what kind of shoddy outfit would look at Snackie and her service record and think "Yeah, we're gonna hire that one"?
I don't know if it's still like this, but certainly the first half of the War on Terror was dominated by private contractors who cut all sorts of corners and standards compared to the professional armies that went in. Jackie just being in boot camp probably meant she was more 'qualified' than the other war tourists she went with.
I lost track of the number of security guys larping as Rambo in tactical gear, that we quickly figured out where kicked out of the army or the reserves in less than a year prior to getting hired. These dumbasses didn't even know how to hide it.

So let me unwrap this riddle. Without powerleveling too much

I'll lead with the tl;dr - There was too much PMC and Haliburton type work and not enough people to do it. (you can really just skip the rest of my gay post and this will cover the broad strokes of my following TED talk)

There was not enough warm bodies to do all the stuff the government said needed doing, and companies were paid for the people they could put into roles. Thus sort of like college after Clinton made all student loans federally backed, it was not about the quality but the quantity of warm bodies. Due to how fucked up everything is, you could often hire a literal extra-chromosome drooling retard get your federal rate, and in a number of cases that person's 1-year contract would expire before they/the project they were assigned to were given any actual work. Elon & his DOGE cultists would have stroked out in the first week if he'd been there trying to eliminate waste.

I knew one guy who was in Iraq for three years - THREE FUCKING YEARS - making 6-figutes nearly tax free due to the FEIE and was never actually given any work to do because they were waiting to staff the team. The only professional tasks he did was mandatory compliance trainings. They wanted him to stick around for a 4th year but "Hung around the green zone bullshitting with people" wasn't a very good resume line item.

When you are recruiting people to work in Iraq, you need two things from them:
First, You need someone you can trust to not absolutely and utterly meltdown after a week in an Islamic shithole. That guy who did nothing for three years? Just before his two year anniversary he scored a $40,000 sign-on bonus because he was going to decline to sign back up due to doing nothing - they did this because they finally, FINALLY had enough people to actually start doing the thing the people had been hired to do. Except right as they were able to start reviewing specs, on of the new hires flipped out. Like full on screaming sobbing throwing things toddler trantrum because the vending machine was out of Snickers (which was apparently just the final straw in how fucked up Iraq was). The fact they were back to trying to back fill made more people leave.... you get the picture. And this guy didn't just derail the project. The contracting company had sunk probably 50,000 in to his recruitment. He had to have a full medical and dental work up to make sure he didn't have any problems that would require medical evac in the next 12 months, there was also several weeks of training about "here is how to not get shot by the US military" and "if you by some fuck up find yourselves outside the wire, here is how to act such to not get immediately beheaded by the locals" and then a couple weeks of acclimation because "shit is fucking hot, nigga. Like really, really fucking hot" - all at full salary.
Anyone who touched sand was immediately extremely valuable because it drastically lowered the odds they would freak out when stuck in a foreign country. Someone who went to Iraq for three months and their only issue was being the barracks fleshlight.... you can deal with that.

Second thing you need is you need someone the US government says you can trust on a foreign soil military compound. When recruiting people for foreign soil service, there are requirements. It can't just be any geek off the street, they need to be not an wanton and obvious criminal for starters. Thus even just going through bootcamp worked as decent "pre-background check". If the DSS hadn't found out your secret criminal history in 10 weeks, chances are it woudn't turn up on a OPM search either. There was multiple MULTIPLE cases of people answering "HAve you ever been charged with a crime?" with no, doing the pre-screens, and then the background check comes in 3 seconds with "CONVICTED: Grandtheft, Grandtheft Auto, Assault, Sexual Assault, Crimes against a minor, shop lifting, Accessory to murder, public urination". Not arrested, not charged, CONVICTED and they acted surprised when this shit comes up.

The military service also provided another marker towards successful contracting employment: It meant you were dumb and malliable.

"Wait but just doing boot camp or touching sand doesn't mean they are qualified to do anything other than eat crayons!" you say. And you are correct. But see as long as they put a warm body - ANY warm body - into that contract role, they got paid. If you were utterly incompetent, it was on the project entity to discover that and get rid of them.
One guy was... bless his heart, just the dumbest fuckup ever. He didn't mean to be a complete mong, he just didn't seem to be capable of being anything else. It usually takes at least 60 days to discover someone is utterly incompetent, and usually at least 90 when the first probationary performance review comes up. But this guy in his year contract bounced through FIFTEEN CONTRACTS. But instead of sending him home, they'd find another contract for him to transfer to.
Now this wasn't all the time. Some of the contracts did have bare-minimum quals. But unless it was like a CDL for a truck driver, you could get them waived and there was interest in getting waivers to hit warm-body minimums. And sometimes it worked out. There was an alapchia yokel who lied about graduating highschool but he turned out to be an idiot-savant at web frontend work after about 6 months with a mentor. But more often then not, people were vastly underqualified for their roles but could fake it through a year and pretend to be competent or shift blame.

I can't speak too much about the PMC guys except to say it was about the same but even more fucked. There was a guy who failed his background check because he had an attempted murder charge on his sheet (not convicted, just charged). So he couldn't be hired. But on "a tip" from "someone", he bought a plane ticket to Iraq, went to the baghdad recruitment office, and was hired that day.
Jackie being able to last in her PMC role shouldn't be a shock.
In fact its very probably she may have been working near or along side her old unit, letting her get right back to sucking that SPC shaft like she'd never left. There is a non-zero chance her boss on the DoD side was the same CW2 who was going to smoke her.
 
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The real question is, were they down bad enough to accept a handjob from Snackie? :cryblood:
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"Wake up private, I'd like to play a game. Look down and you will find your member in the iron grip of Jackie Singh. When the timer starts she will begin straight jorking it. You will have 3 minutes to climax. Fail to bust and her calloused gorilla paw tears it off.

Nut or die. The choice...is yours."

Post Traumatic Singh Disorder
Porking That Smelly Darkie
It’s not pride: She just likes to use her brief, disgraceful experience as a cudgel in internet arguments.
It's the exact same thing Shane Noakes tried to do with his "career" at Microsoft. The problem in both cases is that any appeals to authority by either of those retards instantly crumbles under even the slightest scrutiny.
 
repeatedly faildoxes people or doxes the wrong people, has never actually contributed anything meaningful to law enforcement and has actually wasted a lot of LE time, has failed at everything she's ever set out to do
We know that. She doesn't. Jackie is a midwit, deeply delusional and, like Pat, believes her own lies. She lives in a world of her own invention.
If you've ever come across someone like this in real life, it's fun to throw a spanner into the conversation. You can see them buffering in real time.
 
Why is she posing with an AK?
A couple people have pored over those embarrassing photos and come to the conclusion that she shopped in the gun. I’ve spent some time trying to see if I agree. She *did* post them herself as a way of buttressing her cred, though I think she eventually cleared up they were from her contractor days (obvious because she’s not in uniform). I think it’s likely that they’re shopped given how she’s more comfortable lying than telling the truth and we all know how she loves to doctor photos.

Anyhow, she’s a real big bitch. Been bigfat for decades. Cane soon, Jackie. Arthroplasty after that, orca.
 
A couple people have pored over those embarrassing photos and come to the conclusion that she shopped in the gun.
I think she did more than that, she shopped in large parts of herself. The lighting on her body does not match the lighting on the soldier to the right at all.
You can see on her right foot (from our perspective) the shadow falling behind it, and the same shadow and lighting matching that shadow on the soldier to the right. Sun is standing hard right of the the photographer, nearly 90° angle, yet Snackie's upper body is in the shadow largely, the AK is in the shadow and shadows thrown do not look correct either.
I'd say she shopped her upper body and the gun onto this picture. Maybe the gun was shopped separately, maybe she posed for the motive to shop it over.
 
If you've ever come across someone like this in real life, it's fun to throw a spanner into the conversation. You can see them buffering in real time.
I wish Jackie's reactions to being called on her bullshit were more interesting. All she seems to do these days is accuse everyone who questions her of being a Russian bot.
 
I wish Jackie's reactions to being called on her bullshit were more interesting. All she seems to do these days is accuse everyone who questions her of being a Russian bot.
That's because the internet is her safe space. You have to get people like her in the wild when that have nowhere to hide and no fan club to fall back on.
I wouldn't wish being in the same room as Jackie on anyone* so Russian bots it is.

*Except Tomlinson and Microsoft Man. And I'd want to be behind a locked door, a two way mirror and have it recorded in 4k. I imagine it would start well and then devolve rapidly.
 
Why is she posing with an AK?

I thought it was a bit of a no-no to go around with a captured weapon, rather than your officially issued rifle?

Or do soldiers of Jackie’s calibre get issued non operational prop guns and they had run out of toy m-16s?
she was already booted out and larping as a contractor by the time those pics were taken.
 
It’s called diarrhea.

2o pounds of curried shit in a ten pound sack, with comically oversized catcher's mitts to draw the eye and bring attention to rest of her unsightliness. She looks like she smells bad, with the kind of BO that lingers after she's left. I bet storeowners hate her, even in the midst of an island full of sweaty, unattractive Puerto Ricans, she stands out.
 
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