Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

"I'm not a fan of smash burgers because I'm a meat guy of course" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? We've known for ages that Fatty hates smash burgers because his taste buds are non-existent and all he craves is quantity. But the idea that a "meat guy" just hates smash burgers by default makes no fucking sense.
"It's got more than one patty it's more exciting for YOU cuz you get moar meat" No, I'm not excited by simply having a larger volume of ground beef

He's just mushbraining his way through life at this point.

He sees a thinner burger and thinks there's less meat because it's thinner. And if after... is it 15 months of larping as Carnivore he still looks like a bowling ball means he's been sneaking carbs on the side and just "leaning" carnivore. You know like he leaned Keto and pretended to be on that Profile by Sandford program and lost no weight.

The burger and 2 wraps that we're just supposed to accept that his wife ate while Fatty just watched like some kind of food cuck would have fit in one bag. But somehow they wound up with 2 full bags of food. It's like when Fatty claimed he was starving at the nursing home but failed to hide the foot sitting to the side of his tray in his own photos.

His takeaway is he always gives the rest to Jr and Jr.

Meaning he wants us to believe he's giving them his sloppy seconds.

Jack is completely fucking retarded. These are Red Robin prices.
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This is just with one side, not even a drink.

Yeah but he gets free refills on his fries, which he doesn't eat, but still puts in the order for the refill the moment they show up and withholds the server's tip if they're so much as 30 seconds late in bringing them out.

 

[Marc]

Remember the JotG video he did at the Poke restaurant? He insisted that the large and small bowls were the same size, because they both had a similar shape. Another piece of evidence that Jack’s mental age is actually in the single digits, and that’s not even an exaggeration.

One of my favorite bits of Jack lore (which others won't necessarily agree with) is that our favorite, twelve-nippled pig man was mentally retarded prior to the strokes; and the subsequent brain damage left him having more in common with a vodou zombi than with any intelligent primate.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack compares cancellation campaigns to the devil ruining your life

"Stay private" says the stroked out, dying, gurgling retard who posts every fucking meal he has and where he's having it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack still agrees that sugar is poison



Jack retweets Youtube douchebag MrBeast for a tweet that he'd label as socialism if one of his idols said it was bad



>Complains about AI
>Still uses it



Claims he has emotional strength



New Letterbox reviews

 

[a terminal posture]

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Novocaine is a rated-R movie with promotional posters which are somewhat graphic themselves. 'No warnings that I can think of.'

A few weeks back Jack promised to see Anora which so far he hasn't. Would be an entertaining prospect if Jack understood how to even review movies.

 

[Puggers]

If anyone needs influencer tips dropping this here for your sake. Great workflow Jack.

 

[ILikeYou]

I think the way Jack thinks about keto or carnivore, or any diet plan, is that in his mind, the meat he eats 'counts' but everything else he consumes is just 'not counting' somehow. It's completely delusional, and is just an ordinary diet with a lot of meat in it, like many people eat daily, but to him that's what 'leaning carnivore' is. He eats a lot of meat. Like he always has. Period. But now he gets to pat himself on the back for supposedly adhering to a health-conscious diet, while only making a change in what he *thinks of* as the healthiest part of his diet. He never was eating a bunch of vegetables and fruit, but now he can congratulate himself for that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Claims he has emotional strength

Faggot has the emotional strength of a crack whore crawling over broken glass to get her next fix.

You can't be emotionally strong if you censor comments and prevent people from asking legit questions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can't be emotionally strong if you censor comments and prevent people from asking legit questions.

Completely disagree. Most trolls aren’t funny and ruin the live experience for everyone else. Personally I never used to block until I realized that it removed a lot of tiresome bullshit from my own experience on platforms. No one is entitled to my time or attention.

I mean, I’m a hospitable person but you need an invite to cross my threshold.

Jack just happens to be emotionally weak and full of shit.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I think the way Jack thinks about keto or carnivore, or any diet plan, is that in his mind, the meat he eats 'counts' but everything else he consumes is just 'not counting' somehow. It's completely delusional, and is just an ordinary diet with a lot of meat in it, like many people eat daily, but to him that's what 'leaning carnivore' is. He eats a lot of meat. Like he always has. Period. But now he gets to pat himself on the back for supposedly adhering to a health-conscious diet, while only making a change in what he *thinks of* as the healthiest part of his diet. He never was eating a bunch of vegetables and fruit, but now he can congratulate himself for that.

The main reason Jack attempts any diet in the loosest sense is because he gets ass blasted mad when people (from us, to his church clan, family, bystanders and doctors) tell him hes unhealthy and should lose weight. The problem is that Jack is just lazy as jack shit and is constantly trying to weasel himself out of a situation or to finagle himself up on a pedestal.

Jack likes meat and a lot of it, he also likes being praised and treated as if hes some incredible human (which hes far from). So he went and picked the diets that would easiest suit his own personal needs best and just half assed them. He saw he could eat his favorite foods with these diets, and went with it all for the extra bonus to tell people hes on a diet so they could stop bitching about his health.

Youre right about him counting the meat, since thats the bulk of his meals and what he considers the main entree. I dont think in his entire life he ever thought of sides or snacks as ever being a part of his usual diet. He would happily show you a 32 oz steak with a potato drowning in butter and say its keto friendly, until people would point out that the potato isnt keto. He overlooked that part of the diet, he just saw he could keep eating meat, fat and cheese like he always has and went with it. Now hes aware people call him out for that he makes some effort to hide the sides but we all know he eats his plate clean along with every other adjacent one. Coating various cuts of meat in rubs and sauces that are high in sugars and sodium never occurs that it in itself could be a problem. Again Jack is a literal retard in the broadest sense of the word.

 

[Tiresome]

Claims he has emotional strength

The babyman blob who screeched loudly about a CHURCH CHILI CONTEST being "rigged" before it was even over has vast reserves of emotional strength.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Completely disagree. Most trolls aren’t funny and ruin the live experience for everyone else. Personally I never used to block until I realized that it removed a lot of tiresome bullshit from my own experience on platforms. No one is entitled to my time or attention.

I mean, I’m a hospitable person but you need an invite to cross my threshold.

Jack just happens to be emotionally weak and full of shit.

Censoring trolls is one thing. I mean the time he just blocked all comments on his videos instead of allowing them and then approving them before publishing them would have been different. But he sees the slightest negative comment as being an attack. That's what I mean by being emotionally fragile.

 

[AnOminous]

If anyone needs influencer tips dropping this here for your sake. Great workflow Jack. View attachment 7116409

He forgot some of the most important steps.
15. Claim "recipie below"
16. Do not actually include recipe

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If anyone needs influencer tips dropping this here for your sake. Great workflow Jack. View attachment 7116409

Jack sure really needed to add so many steps to make it seem more laborious when some of this shit is easy. Also he forgot to mention to make his wife cook the recipe.

Anyway more tweets

Jack really putting his grandkid on a poor path



Very nice Jack



Remember when he bitched about AI days ago, but what the fuck is this slop

 

[semitooth]

If anyone needs influencer tips dropping this here for your sake. Great workflow Jack. View attachment 7116409

"7. Bump footage saturation up by 75%"
wow. I never even thought about this really I guess I automatically gave him the benefit of the doubt and figured his camera wasn't configured properly and he didn't know how to change the settings, but no, he is taking the clips into final cut and boosting the saturation up BY 75 FUCKING percent IN POST, reviewing it and thinking "yep. much better."
........
.........un fucking real...

 

[Major]

Bibles in the walls of his house?! Not a Christian but in my religion books or any papers containing the name of God are to be treated as sacred. That means you don’t stack them with non-religious books and always make sure they are on top in any stack (and stacking is to be avoided altogether). What good can a Bible do stuck in a wall? They exist to be studied and learned from, to inform how a person lives his life and treats other people.

I’m amazed by how this carbuncle finds so many new ways to be stupid and disgusting. It’s really quite remarkable how awful he is.

Maybe it's a magic spell, like what Jews do with bits of the Torah nailed to doorframes.

 

[Marc]

Maybe it's a magic spell, like what Jews do with bits of the Torah nailed to doorframes.

Either that or its asinine quality is due to being something only a self-promoting moron pretending to be Christian would think to do. I still want to see Jack record a video while it's raining; so we can hear the acoustic splendor of each droplet reverberating like gunfire throughout his pole barn mcmansion in which every conceivable corner was cut (to the extent that it isn't even wheelchair-accessible to the blob who "designed" it).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe it's a magic spell, like what Jews do with bits of the Torah nailed to doorframes.

That’s not a “magical spell,” it’s a commandment directly from Deuteronomy.

 

[Neko GF]

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[a terminal posture]

MIRACLE NOODLES: THE LOW CARB PASTA REVOLUTION​

(03/21/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gksnFOB2NbY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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A nice 'alfredo' soup with 'carnivore' noodles just as disgusting as any vegan fake abomination. Precooked scrimps have the end chitin still attached so he has to pick every one out of the soup to eat it.