Assassin's Creed thread

[30+GameOvers]

What's the punchline here?

 

[Sho'nuff]

If they didn't triple down on the dipshittery and made Yasuke not have a fucking gay romance... and 1000 other decisions clearly made by troons they should fire from decision making positions...
I bet you this game would have sold fine, even with neck beard freak outs.

Now it might not break a million.

 

[Jace on ice]

What. Are you fucking serious? Those are on the level of schoolyard racist Confucius puns/jokes.

Wonder how soon people in Japan will take to the streets baying for Ubisoft to be publicly executed.

I actually made those up for comedic effect but the real ones are only slightly less ridiculous and silly.

 

[Tablet County]

Really all I think Ubi needed to do was stop playacting at historical accuracy and go full balls-to-the-wall blaxploitation. Have Yasuke drop one-liners, talk jive and fuck bitches like a Sengoku Sweet Sweetback. That and stop making Assassin's Creed games; nobody cares anymore Ubi. They only cared about the last one because it returned to the original setting with the original Hashashin, and then they stopped caring as soon as they played it because it was mediocre.

 

[Michael Wade]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN YOU PIECES OF SHIT BUUUUUURN

So how long until Ubisoft gets devoured by Tencent and they decide to have the entire writer's staff comit seppuku? This can't be a coincidence anymore that they destroy one game franchise after the other only to get taken over by Chinese companies. Guess I finally have a reason to finally finish the real Black Flag and avoid Black Fag wannabe Samurai edition..

Funniest outcome would be if Japan bans the sale of the game in their country as a big middle finger and they demand a Japanese version for free to boot

As entertaining as this trash fire has been, we can't forget that this company has been encouraged to go down this road by the Chinese so they can buy them later on for Penny's on the dollar.

I've been working under the assumption, since they honored that random tencent dude at the VGAs who pumps random employees into major western game companies, that all this woke stuff in games is basically to kill any competition the Chinese might have for an eventual video game industry take over and allow them to effortlessly schlorp up long standing franchises for some free legs.

Correct. Absolutely correct, you win the prize.

If that's the strategy, I can't even be mad. Western studios did this to themselves, only natural for competition to take advantage of them.

No wrong. The chinks started the whole trend in the first place. Fuck em.

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I'm still realing from how shit the skull and bones game was. It was literally so terrible I couldn't process the idea that there was no PVP. It seemed like such a no brainer I just assumed you unlocked it later on. That is a game where everything but the water physics was done wrong.

It's a game where your only means of exploration is by ship.... And you chop trees for resources FROM THE COASTLINE ON THE SHIP MMO STYLE!

 

[Farsided]

41k at its peak, down to 33k now. Wonder what buzzwords the totally legit and no coordinated news articles are going to call the chuds who dared not buy the Ubisoft AAAA experience.

I actually made those up for comedic effect but the real ones are only slightly less ridiculous and silly.

Company can cook numbers like ramen, still will be swallowed by Tencent.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I actually made those up for comedic effect but the real ones are only slightly less ridiculous and silly.

The line delivery was as terrible as the platitude.

Guy: "You know why we help our neighbors. Alone, we are nothing. But together..."

Daughter: "The height of the great mountain is not made by one stone."

Guy: "Yes. To the rest of the country, we Igans are a different people. So we must come together to form a mountain."

Daughter: [yawns] "This morning I feel like rubble."

Fake Asian proverbs would be bad enough. Fake wisdom done in millennial writing makes it 10x worse.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

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[Glory To Arztotska]

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The line delivery was as terrible as the platitude.



Fake Asian proverbs would be bad enough. Fake wisdom done in millennial writing makes it 10x worse.

I'll admit the rubble line gave me a chuckle.

 

[Jace on ice]

I'm getting tired of corpos and redditors appropriating chud culture.

Put it back thief soyjacks are ours not yours.

 

[Total Troons Death]

This intro is is such slop already, watching Synth play it. How is some negro slave speaking fluent Japanese anyways before he becomes part of the Nobunaga's court, is this even historically accurate or even more propaganda?

That nigger was only in japan for 1.5 year. Yes one and half year. There's no way nigger without internet can speak Japanese fluently. At best he can only understand basic/simple command but to converse fluently is impossible.

It's without a doubt a propaganda by kikes to vandalize people history.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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This wojak slop is even worse than all the Yasuke shit and blatant historical inaccuracies

I'm getting tired of corpos and redditors appropriating chud culture.

Put it back thief soyjacks are ours not yours.

These are not soyjaks, those might actually have edge and be funny. This is wojak slop that has been co-opted for a decade now, so you're not losing out on anything. Pepes have been claimed by normalfags too and corpos will likely take them next, again not a loss.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I was reminded today that i had assassins creed nigger cause of the gpu i had bought. That said wouldnt surprise me if they are also counting people like me that bough a gpu or cpu and it came with it.

I remember a time where i wished an assassin creed game set in japan, little did i know that the monkeys pawn was in effect. Ill probably play this shit when i finish my backlog(Legend of Heroes games).

 

[Jinn in the phone]

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Wow I can play my nigger ubislop game and have a hot an ready delivered by a nigger on my phone. We live in the future

 

[30+GameOvers]

I remember a time where i wished an assassin creed game set in japan, little did i know that the monkeys pawn was in effect. Ill probably play this shit when i finish my backlog(Legend of Heroes games).

Japan is overrated, games set during American Revolution are much harder to find. AssCreed 3 was infinitely more interesting to me than this shit, altho people didn't like that one for some reason. Then they followed it up with Black Flag and everybody loved that one, if I had to play any AssCreed game it would be either one of those or the Ezio games. This just looks an even more generic Ghost of Tsushima + an a-historical gay nigger.

 

[Incecticyder]

We can hope that the failure of AC:S and Ubisoft's collapse will cause the rest of the industry to realise that DEI money are not worth it in the end. Oh, sure, the activist devs will screech but the bosses better know what is up and greenlight/fire accordingly.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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The line delivery was as terrible as the platitude.



Fake Asian proverbs would be bad enough. Fake wisdom done in millennial writing makes it 10x worse.

May as well say it. Mountains aren't a pile of rocks. They are protrusions in the earths crust caused by tectonic induction. They are in fact "one rock". The individual rocks you might trip over are just pieces that got broken off it. An actual fake Asian platitude more true to their ethos would be how the Mountain is the Emperor, and all the people, plants and animals get to live on him.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

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Yikes. And I thought, my memes were bad...

 

[Tablet County]

I'm getting tired of corpos and redditors appropriating chud culture.

Put it back thief soyjacks are ours not yours.

Where's that spider crab with the laser eyes when you need it?

 

[SmugAutist]

Japan is overrated, games set during American Revolution are much harder to find. AssCreed 3 was infinitely more interesting to me than this shit, altho people didn't like that one for some reason. Then they followed it up with Black Flag and everybody loved that one, if I had to play any AssCreed game it would be either one of those or the Ezio games. This just looks an even more generic Ghost of Tsushima + an a-historical gay nigger.

ACIII's biggest problem was the fact that the entire game felt like one massive tutorial. I remember spending the first 10 hours having my hand held. Even when you get to Connor you have to spend the first hour just being a fucking kid and learning how to stealth in the least efficient manner.