Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

She and SAD made up; she deleted the post about him dumping her for being suicidal.

 

[unexpected onions]

The horrid cunt probably blows weed smoke in her face and laughs.

It's fine, Hannah won't remember

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Department of Education shut down, Becky most affected.

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Meanwhile, back in reality...

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One month ago:

 

[Wargarbl]

Passover is in a few weeks. What kind of Taco Bell will she have SAD bring her?

Do they make a shrimp, bacon, and beef taco that is smothered in cheese? That sounds properly offensive for Becky to consume, then claim it makes her the jewiest jew that ever jewed because she's the most special main character ever retarded. And fat, yet somehow has sad tits. At least God has a sense of humor there.

She's smoking in the same room as a bunch of toys and play structures.

Good parents who smoke with kids have a designated spot. Garage, shed, outside, office. Not for Becky. She smokes with Hannah in the same room, and gets smoke on all the surfaces and toys she will be touching and putting in her mouth.

No only is she willing to hotbox the room her 1 year old is in, she does it so much that her toddler now makes coughing noises when Mommy picks up the bong. Hah-nuh sees it so often she recognizes and mimics the behavior.

Goddamn that is bleak.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's fine, Hannah won't remember survive childhood with an intact brain

Thank God for editors.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Putting up the sukkah is a major pain in the ass full of autistic laws and you have a narrow time frame in which to do it, so only very religious Conservative Jews and Orthodox Jews really do it at home. Becky would never.

Until now! Presenting the Pop-Up Sukkah, from Mitzvahland! It goes up in seconds, and it's guaranteed kosher--comes with free certificate!


The cheapest kit over at Sukkah Depot will run you $458, and that's with you providing your own schach!


But the Pop-Up Sukkah will only run you $175--shipping included!


Order now! Prices are only good until October!

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Until now! Presenting the Pop-Up Sukkah, from Mitzvahland! It goes up in seconds, and it's guaranteed kosher--comes with free certificate!
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The cheapest kit over at Sukkah Depot will run you $458, and that's with you providing your own schach!
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But the Pop-Up Sukkah will only run you $175--shipping included!
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Order now! Prices are only good until October!

I do not understand Jews.

 

[Eventide]

Until now! Presenting the Pop-Up Sukkah, from Mitzvahland! It goes up in seconds, and it's guaranteed kosher--comes with free certificate!
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The cheapest kit over at Sukkah Depot will run you $458, and that's with you providing your own schach!
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But the Pop-Up Sukkah will only run you $175--shipping included!
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Order now! Prices are only good until October!

Wow, that's way cheaper than hiring a goy handyman to build a sukkah. When I lived in Brooklyn, I knew someone who was paid 750 to build one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I do not understand Jews.

I think there's a lot of rules-lawyering you can do, which is weird for a religion but at least they're enjoying it. Well, maybe not that weird; the Catholics count capybaras and beaver as fish for Lent.

I'll second @The Judean People's Front and say that it sounds cool to have a designated fort-building holiday. When I was a kid sometimes we'd make forts out of refrigerator boxes (you can easily cut windows etc with a saw or a serrated knife) and sleep in the back yard, although we had to fold them up before we killed the grass or it rained or else we'd lose cardboard box fort privileges.

 

[Eventide]

I think there's a lot of rules-lawyering you can do, which is weird for a religion but at least they're enjoying it. Well, maybe not that weird; the Catholics count capybaras and beaver as fish for Lent.

Even "eat fish" is rules lawyering, 'cause technically it calls for fasting/abstaining from any food on Friday, but the church determined cold blooded animals like fish aren't a food item.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even "eat fish" is rules lawyering, 'cause technically it calls for fasting/abstaining from any food on Friday, but the church determined cold blooded animals like fish aren't a food item.

Nice!

But you know, at least the rules lawyers are trying. Becky yells about being a dude while wearing dresses and makeup and showing off boob. Becky repeats over and over that she's Jewish and how dare anyone deny it, then skips holidays to go to Disneyland and eat treyf, without even the lamest of excuses. Why not order lobster ravioli and explain to Bluesky that G-d can't see through pasta? At least that's an attempt.

 

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

Even "eat fish" is rules lawyering, 'cause technically it calls for fasting/abstaining from any food on Friday, but the church determined cold blooded animals like fish aren't a food item.

That's nonsense. Warm bloodedness and cold bloodedness weren't even known about until modern times.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

it sounds cool to have a designated fort-building holiday.

Which is exactly what I mean. Jew God says: “Build fort.” Jew says, “Best I can do is an auto-opening tent in the same shape they use for camping cassette toilets that costs $450.”

 

[Eventide]

Nice!

But you know, at least the rules lawyers are trying. Becky yells about being a dude while wearing dresses and makeup and showing off boob. Becky repeats over and over that she's Jewish and how dare anyone deny it, then skips holidays to go to Disneyland and eat treyf, without even the lamest of excuses. Why not order lobster ravioli and explain to Bluesky that G-d can't see through pasta? At least that's an attempt.

Are you guys sure Bex isn't a Messianic Jew pretending to be a Reformed Jew? Messianic Jews attend synagogues too.

'cause generally Reform synagogues will tell mixed faith engaged couples (especially if the Jewish partner is not religious) to not have the non-Jewish partner convert (Reform recognizes Patrilineal Jews nowadays so conversion is unnecessary). As long as the future children are raised Jewish, the shiksa mom can eat lobster and decorate Hanukkah bushes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As long as the future children are raised Jewish, the shiksa mom can eat lobster and decorate Hanukkah bushes.

But I thought Becky is the Jewish partner.

Depending on what your definition of "is" is.

 

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

Are you guys sure Bex isn't a Messianic Jew pretending to be a Reformed Jew? Messianic Jews attend synagogues too.

Messianic Jew is just how Evangelicals describe themselves when they have a Jewish ethnic background (sometimes real, often pretend). So she is probably not Messianic.

“Messianic” and “Christian” actually mean the same thing. “Messianic” comes from the Hebrew word for “anointed” and “Christian” comes from the Greek word for “anointed”.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'll second @The Judean People's Front and say that it sounds cool to have a designated fort-building holiday. When I was a kid sometimes we'd make forts out of refrigerator boxes (you can easily cut windows etc with a saw or a serrated knife) and sleep in the back yard, although we had to fold them up before we killed the grass or it rained or else we'd lose cardboard box fort privileges.

Stick and plank lean-tos against the side of the house, but we'd have to deal with the dogs waking us up by peeing right before dawn. Good fun, as long as the dogs stayed away. Once we came under sustained raccoon assault, that was exciting. If you weren't careful, a possum might snuggle up to you.

 

[salt]

Whoops, down another Cuck

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Jesus, how can Jackson ever get a job when he's Becky's Full-Time caregiver.

Probably won't last. She and SAD break up every other damn day, but still funny.

The Cucks seem to have started to get wise to the whole weaponized suicidality thing. Good, because that's SO hard to live with or even be around casually. If the Cucks weren't depressive and head fucked before, they would be after dealing with someone they ostensibly love constantly threatening to off herself because her life is soooooo hard.

It’s kind of amazing how many people think that no matter how unstable and distressing someone is, *you’re* the bad person if you want to opt out. It is traumatic to deal with constant suicide baiting, meltdowns, mood swings, etc. But no matter how mentally ill and abusive someone is, you have to stay or you’re literally Hitler.

I kind of wonder how many of these people have ever had real, lasting relationships, or if they’re all the BPDemons in their own, and therefore fantasize about partners who will take infinite punches, metaphorical and literal, and never abandon them for it.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I kind of wonder how many of these people have ever had real, lasting relationships

They're all mentally ill libtard Bluesky fags who are into video games and polyamory and kink (just like Becks herself) - how many of them do you think have had serious meaningful relationships?

 

[I Just Want To Read]

I'm trying to keep track of the thread since the feature - just to clarify, commenters referring to Hannah as disabled are only making that assumption based off Becky's claim that she is disabled, correct? Because as far as I remember Hannah hasn't shown any actual disability signs and this is just Becky attention-seeking. Or has something changed here?