Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Thunderous Lightning]

We have moved from Soon™ to Very Soon™. Now, you might think this means we're quite close to another stream, given what 'very soon' means to anyone with a half-functioning brain, however if you check the Balldosian Chart you will see we are far from reaching critical levels of streaming potential:

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Now I'm no weather forecaster, but I predict at this velocity, we will see a stream within the next month, likely once his plea deal is sorted or close to it.

That chart is 100% correct for Nick. Good job. I'm rating this 5 balldos out of 5

 

[DemsBNutz]

We have moved from Soon™ to Very Soon™. Now, you might think this means we're quite close to another stream, given what 'very soon' means to anyone with a half-functioning brain, however if you check the Balldosian Chart you will see we are far from reaching critical levels of streaming potential:

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Now I'm no weather forecaster, but I predict at this velocity, we will see a stream within the next month, likely once his plea deal is sorted or close to it.

Can you make it an over exaggerated with a level over 9,000?? The BBZ leves are over 9000 Baldo Balls Zanus

 

[Strix454]

ETA: Wait, he was SNORTING molly and ketamine? Did we know this?

I dont think it was confirmed prior to him talking about it now. It makes him sound like even more of a degenerate addict. He was previously confirmed as having Ketamine pills. But its an open question if he was getting Molly in pill form or getting it as powder. If he was getting Molly as powder, he could have been snorting any number of other things without knowing.

Mixing the coke, ketamine and heavy drinking together its really not surprising how much brain rot he has now.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The 'soon-ing' intensifies!

Messages from chat:

So it looks like we get some new information here:

• "Scotch and all other liquor goes away April 18th" so he is kinda admitting that he HAS been drinking again, and there is a firm date cutoff where he can't anymore when he goes on probation. And he says he wasn't addicted.
• He admits to snorting molly, ketamine, and coke. I don't think he had admitted this before.
• "Jokingly" admits to being a gay OnlyFans streamer.
• "Apologizes" for the drug arrest in the sense that he is sorry about what it did to his kids, but also says he wouldn't take any of it back and has some awesome memories of doing drugs and 'adventures'.

Imagine permanently traumatizing your children by the cops taking them away from you for 6 months due to your drug abuse, and you DON'T regret what you did, only the police intervening. I have never heard a former drug addict EVER say that the only part they regret was the cops getting involved, not the damage it did to their lives. Just incredible levels of narcissism on display.

Also bonus:

This sounds like an admission that his dick didn't work and he was the most awkward and unfunny man alive. So...Kiwi Farms (and Aaron) were right about your dick not working? Kiwi Farms was right again, and another win for the Toe!

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Scotch and all other liquor goes away April 18th"

I'm buying stock in Galaxy Gas now, before the rush.

 

[Vibralldo]

Imagine permanently traumatizing your children by the cops taking them away from you for 6 months due to your drug abuse, and you DON'T regret what you did, only the police intervening. I have never heard a former drug addict EVER say that the only part they regret was the cops getting involved, not the damage it did to their lives. Just incredible levels of narcissism on display.

Nick speaks more positively about cocaine than his own wife and kids

 

[bookers]

It's fucking insane to me that he hasn't gotten rid of the booze yet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick speaks more positively about cocaine than his own wife and kids

I mean, when he's right, he's right.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

"April was an unexpected and amazing part of my life for a bit. It's kinda fucked me up, tbh. I wasn't ready for anything like that at all."

Simp mode activated. He's throwing out empty platitudes to the airhead to delay her inevitable snaking on him.

ETA: Could you imagine the treasure trove of sad dog DMs he's been sending April?

 

[Vibralldo]

It's fucking insane to me that he hasn't gotten rid of the booze yet.

Not really, he's an addict

He's probably got a new drug safe to replace the old one if he's drinking again. Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't toss it when it's time to start getting tested

 

[Chazzed Up]

"April was an unexpected and amazing part of my life for a bit. It's kinda fucked me up, tbh. I wasn't ready for anything like that at all."

The gold digger/fame whore who entered a family with 5 kids to do drugs and fuck like monkeys. What a pitiful thing to say. If he didn't have kids I would swear this guy was still a virgin. Little whiff of non-wife pussy and he goes full degenerate. Pathetic.

And yet the one he spends all his time talking and thinking about is Aaron. How curious.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's fucking insane to me that he hasn't gotten rid of the booze yet.

I’m only surprised that he admitted it.

Imagine permanently traumatizing your children by the cops taking them away from you for 6 months due to your drug abuse, and you DON'T regret what you did, only the police intervening.

Nicholas Rekieta doesn’t care about his children. You can tell by the way he cheerfully continues to fuck with their lives and deepen their trauma with his online antics to this very day.

If he had any kind of conscience, he would end his own life.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

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This picture has really fucked with me, it looks like something I would expect to be served in a bus station in a plastic container for the obese busdrivers to consume their daily intake of MSG/Oil. The fact the chopsticks seem to have asian lettering on them that he probably bought at a shitty con. The thing on the floor in the bottom right corner (Paper on the floor?).

The pure lack of shame this man has is incredible, one key part of keeping a proper functioning society/community together should be social pressures to act within it. Eg: Shame on doing drugs, shame for not keeping your front garden maintained, shame for obeying traffic laws etc. The ability to post this slop but talk shit about others cooking relentlessly is amazing, while probably also including trash on the floor in it.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

So it was Dan Sletta.

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Dan, I salute you. Worth a repeat:
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Looks like Lieutenant Dan is leading the charge to get his stepdaughter divorced from this clown. The overt and unashamed simping for April makes more sense now.

 

[Strix454]

It's fucking insane to me that he hasn't gotten rid of the booze yet.

He can't. He is totally addicted. Sooner or later he will violate his probation once he is on it. But even if they incarcerate him and put a felony on him, he just isn't going to stop. He is the worst sort of alcoholic. Nothing in his life means anything to him other than his drinking and getting high.

 

[Melty Butter]

If he had any kind of conscience, he would end his own life.

The pure lack of shame this man has is incredible

Every time he goes dark for a few days, I'll admit to an internal struggle.

Good Angel: Well, shit. Maybe he's gonna pack it in. A boring ending to this epic tale but probably for the best. Perhaps he'll salvage his family, get sober, make some good choices, be a decent father and husband.

Bad Angel: Give it 36 hours, you dumb cunt, he'll be back even more retarded and bitchy.

Why does the Bad Angel always win?

In one Locals spurge he's admitted to drinking, snorting more drugs than we knew, pined for his sidepiece and weapons, invoked martyrdom for driving his kids to activities (even his paypigs laughed at that), and shat on his father-in-law who housed HIS CHILDREN for months.

What an utterly disgusting human being.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wish Lord Balldo a Million Dollars.

You mean 20,000 KNU?

First one. The second one is what a normal functional adult would do.

Unless they make it into the house, coons can be shushed away. They're smart and social, they'll know some grumpy guy lives there. Likewise if oen tried to feed them, two coons will bring their extended family to your lawn. They're ubiquitous and better left alone.

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

And I thought the Nanking Massacre documentary I watched was pretty brutal.
Seriously, what is this gross mushy slop? He used too much oil and the wok or non-stick pan (because he's White) wasn't hot enough. I can already feel the primal ancestral anger creeping up. He deserves death by a thousand cuts for presenting this sloppy concoction.
Did he really use expensive Japanese short grain sushi rice for this slop? No, he used what looks like basmati or Thai Jasmine rice. The spring onions or whatever that is got turned into carbonised dust. It's basically a bowl of greasy shallow fried leftovers. No amount of magical Chinamen powder can make this palatable.

Here are the exact chopsticks, they look gaudy.

Wait, he was SNORTING molly and ketamine? Did we know this?

For the angloids, Molly's equivalent street colloquialism is Mandy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The pure lack of shame this man has is incredible

I hate multi-page arguments about what Nick’s official diagnosis is. That said, the only parents I’ve seen act like this, continuing to harm their children for shits and giggles, are stone cold sociopaths.

Everyone who’s said Nick has the makings of a family annihilator has been on the right track.

Nick, if you do decide to turn the gun on yourself, don’t do it in a place where your wife or children will be the ones who find your flabby skeleton. We all know you’re just the kind of selfish degenerate who’d get off on punishing them even after your death.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

"I technically will plea guilty"
Yeah, just like he technically sucked Aaron´s cock. Just technically.

If he's only "technically" pleading guilty, he should have his fucking offer revoked.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"So Nick, this polycule that got you arrested and nearly divorced. Was it a bad idea in hindsight?"



"FUCK OFF NERD OR GET BANNED" t. Cuckold