Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

Intend to do a longer post in the Rowling Derangement Syndrome thread, but this fits here, too.

Orly, a nail polish company, recently released a small Harry Potter themed collection. The trannies and handmaidens naturally flipped their shit once they caught wind. Much angry typing about how they will boycott if Orly doesn’t immediately pull the release and apologize profusely for *betraying* trannies the LGBT community by indirectly working with JK Rowling

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Orly did not respond to their cries in any way whatsoever.

This collab was announced on March 1. As recently as a couple days ago, there were still the odd comment about “muh terfs” and JKR in posts about completely unrelated products on the Orly Instagram page. Like this one:

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Hmm, wonder what comment got hidden?

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This is JK Rowlings life right now

 

[CyberInu]

He really looks like a person you can trust hanging around your 13 year old girl

Predator/pedo physiognomy--it really does exist.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Funny how I never see males cosplaying tomboys or butch lesbians with short haircuts.

Oh, I do occasionally. But they're the type that put zero effort into looking like a woman and expect everyone to just magically know that they are REAL AUTHENTIC WOMEN and UM USE THEIR PREFERRED PRONOUNS???? WOW??? Don't you know that women don't have to wear makeup and dresses all the time to be women??? So why do I, a real authentic womyxn who just so happens to be amab, have to do that too??? Are you saying that makes me less of a woman?????? Um sweetie you should just KNOW that I'm a woman!!!!1111 There is also the concept of "not being publicly out," so online they are totes real womenz!!!! But in their daily life they have to PRETEND to be an icky man!!!!

I had an internet friend who, by her own admission, looked like a regular butch lesbian to everyone on the outside because she "couldn't transition" (for some reason I forgot) but um she was totally a guy and we all had to respect the he/him pronouns!

These people are a dime a dozen, though I will admit that it's the girls claiming to be trans who are way less likely to put any kind of effort into it.

 

[#58fb58]

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goodbye horses

 

[Twix Eatr]

Oh, I do occasionally.

You interact with these people IRL? They legitimately do nothing to indicate "womanhood" beyond correcting you if you get it wrong? That's wild.

 

[fish fillet]

Spoiler: Ot

If someone does this I'll respond to all the sperging homos trying to justify their disgusting faggy self-existence.

But I don't want to derail this thread anymore.

Thread tax:
A young thing plays the violin.

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I just noticed that this is Elon Musk's tranny son. He's currently all over social media as he's just had a photoshoot published in teen vogue. Reddit adores him, of course. They should watch the video, especially the part around 13 seconds in where he goes full Habsburg-looking retard.

Is that a wig? I honestly can't tell, it just looks wierd.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

You interact with these people IRL? They legitimately do nothing to indicate "womanhood" beyond correcting you if you get it wrong? That's wild.

Sadly (or actually, not sadly at all) no I haven't interacted with that in real life. Thank God. I have encountered troons IRL but most of these "put zero effort in" troons have been online. And I've seen various tiktok compilations and such.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Orly, a nail polish company, recently released a small Harry Potter themed collection. The trannies and handmaidens naturally flipped their shit once they caught wind. Much angry typing about how they will boycott if Orly doesn’t immediately pull the release and apologize profusely for *betraying* trannies the LGBT community by indirectly working with JK Rowling

I was at the store and saw Butterbeer-flavored Goldfish, probably part of the same campaign, and thought it sounded gross. Now I realize there are going to be toddlers out there whose moms will never allow them to have (regular cheese-flavored) Goldfish again. Aww.

...Actually, are people giving Goldfish hell on their socials? Oh, damn: and Skinny Pop. They're hitting the pooners where it counts!

Finally, an L given by Mother Nature herself: this MTF has been balding since fucking 15 years old yet still tries to style himself like an especially autistic 8-year-old girl. When you see photos of him, it's shocking that someone can look so old who has never once been involved in a mine collapse or seen a plague besiege his town.
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At least his unibrow is nice and healthy.

surely it’s a bad idea to promote mental stability based on every other person in the world cooperating and not inner peace or contentment. If one person misgendering you or giving you a bad look can make you crumble into suicidal dust, you’re never going to be okay.

This is the lesson we learn from the story of Baldur and the Mistletoe. Forget the Bible; these trans need to read the Eddas.

You interact with these people IRL? They legitimately do nothing to indicate "womanhood" beyond correcting you if you get it wrong? That's wild.

Yes. Not a ton, but at least one every couple of months. Most of them have beards. They yearn to speak to the manager.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

This collab was announced on March 1. As recently as a couple days ago, there was still the odd comment about terfs and/or JKR in posts about completely unrelated products on the Orly Instagram page. Like this one:

Off topic, and I know it's the accepted term, but describing a company licensing a brand or celebrity name for a product line as a 'collab' I find entertaining and ridiculous.

Like, was JK Rowling in the Chinese manufacturing plant working with the chemical engineers to get the nail polish viscosity at just the right level? Did she develop samples for what 'butterbeer' should look and smell like? Non. JK Rowling's lawyer told her 'this company has offered you x million to use Harry Potter branding on their [insert product line]. We have done all the checking and they are respectable and solvent. Do you accept? And then JK Rowling looks up from her writing (even though in this fantasy scenario the lawyer isn't in the room and Rowling is reading an email) and she says 'yes' and then never thinks about it again and doesn't notice she's x million richer.

 

[Pig Cups]

Orly, a nail polish company, recently released a small Harry Potter themed collection. The trannies and handmaidens naturally flipped their shit once they caught wind. Much angry typing about how they will boycott if Orly doesn’t immediately pull the release and apologize profusely for *betraying* trannies the LGBT community by indirectly working with JK Rowling

Oh dear.
Don't Orly realise who they are up against here?

If the trannys don't approve it then they'll take action and have it removed, just like they have with the films, the books, the TV series and the Hogwarts Legacy game everyone was told not to buy...

With regard to the butterbeer-scented nail topper, I (like @Aunt Carol) coincidentally saw these butterbeer-flavored graham crackers when I stepped out to the store a few hours ago.


I had no intention of buying them, and I don’t even like Harry Potter, but…

It’s been a long while since I’ve had graham crackers, and I could use some snacks for the plane tomorrow. But the biggest deciding factor was remembering the posts of the troons and their enablers getting triggered at the nail topper. And thus, I couldn’t slam that bag into my cart fast enough.

It’s fucking comical that the troons, who know deep down that society hates them, repeatedly don’t put two and two together to realize how their public antagonism and boycotts of “evil” products affect consumer buying behavior in the direction that they don’t want, if even on a minuscule level. Their acrimony has the opposite effect, driving many towards those aforementioned products out of spite.

It amuses me that they don’t get this, but if they were even remotely intelligent with IQs above 60, then they wouldn’t be troons in the first place.

 

[stupid frog]

There are a ton of Harry Potter collab right now, I noticed a lot of food ones because I am fat and you will not have sex with me. I don't know why this promotion is happening, is the show coming out soon?
There is always HP stuff, but it seemed like a flood of them.

 

[Fapcop]

“The only solution for dysphoria is to transition! Oh wait…”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

There are a ton of Harry Potter collab right now, I noticed a lot of food ones because I am fat and you will not have sex with me. I don't know why this promotion is happening, is the show coming out soon?
There is always HP stuff, but it seemed like a flood of them.

The show comes out in 2026, from a quick search. Is there a new game or franchise anniversary coming up too?

I was at the store and saw Butterbeer-flavored Goldfish, probably part of the same campaign, and thought it sounded gross. Now I realize there are going to be toddlers out there whose moms will never allow them to have (regular cheese-flavored) Goldfish again. Aww.

...Actually, are people giving Goldfish hell on their socials? Oh, damn: and Skinny Pop. They're hitting the pooners where it counts!

I looked SkinnyPop and Goldfish up. SkinnyPop is not promoting the popcorn at all. Goldfish announced it like this



And all of the comments are praise. The most “negative” comment was a neutral one asking if gluten free Goldfish can be created. Otherwise the reception is exactly what a company would want:






To be fairish, looked at Haribo’s. The reception is similar to Goldfish’s.



“Interesting” that the product most associated with femininity and beauty is the one getting the most mouth frothing

It’s fucking comical that the troons, who know deep down that society hates them, repeatedly don’t put two and two together to realize how their public antagonism and boycotts of “evil” products affect consumer buying behavior in the direction that they don’t want, if even on a minuscule level. Their acrimony has the opposite effect, driving many towards those aforementioned products out of spite.

It amuses me that they don’t get this, but if they were even remotely intelligent with IQs above 60, then they wouldn’t be troons in the first place.

It seems that some are only finally realizing that rainbow capitalism is a thing (and that Orly’s main priority is Orly, not trannies triggered at every little thing)
(This is from a Reddit post I came across last night)



Similar L- people confessing that they feel so lost because Harry Potter really was the only books period that ever called to them. The only “acceptable” alternatives being suggested are other YA novels because their authors are trans friendly

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

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[Hubelublub]

Interesting that the product most associated with femininity and beauty is the one getting the most mouth frothing

If men can sexualise something, then they expect it to be catered towards their needs, and they get angry when it doesn't.

 

[Aunt Carol]

butterbeer-flavored graham crackers

I missed the "graham cracker" aspect; that makes more sense than sweet fish-shaped oyster crackers.

the only suggested “acceptable” alternatives being other YA novels because their authors are trans friendly

...These are adults who are sad that a series they liked as a kid is forever tainted. So they're being recommended other YA books, to read as an adult?

But they're not going to have nostalgia for a new YA series, because it wasn't the one they read as a kid. Why not a regular book series? There are so many sci-fi or fantasy book series, some really long so you get to read about your faves forever, and with fans and fandoms out there too.

This is like complaining that you miss the Mr. T Cereal of your youth, and some Redditor telling you to pick up Baby Shark Cereal because that's what modern kids are eating. But Mr. T Cereal tasted like sweetened corn, and Baby Shark Cereal is Fin-Tastic Fruit Flavor; what would be helpful would be if they recommended other corn-flavored cereals, especially ones that are less sweet for the adult palette.
thank you for attending my simile

 

[Not A Bunny]

Why not a regular book series? There are so many sci-fi or fantasy book series, some really long so you get to read about your faves forever, and with fans and fandoms out there too.

Because it isn't about reading. It's about spite.

These are perpetual children, so they need to spurn the author of the original by saying "this is better".

 

[Fapcop]

A long one but a good one: despite identifying as a "gay trans guy", this little lady with BPD is seeing firsthand what it's like to have the very heterosexual female experience of dating man who ain't shit. Why didn't you listen to your elders when it came to scrubs, OP?
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Damn! That’s a good find.

I’ve yet to see a more fembrained relationship post, despite the fact that this is supposedly gay couple. Can’t wait for a follow up in a few months when she’s stressed out because he hasn’t proposed yet.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Their insistence that JKR is all over social media frothing at the mouth and constantly calling for them all to be dragged out of their hovels and lined up at pre-dug mass graves to be disposed of always amazes me. Being widely-literate, I don't pay any special attention to what she does, but every time I do see something she posts, she's pretty polite and mild-mannered, not channeling Nuremburg speeches.

 

[Crunkle]

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Sorry if this is late but this unlocked a repressed memory of mine.

I found a YouTube channel back when I was about 14 called Maskon, and it's this guy who makes video skits about wearing these high-quality female silicone masks.

Here's the channel and here's the video that stuck with me:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iReLE_Kbs1A

Spoiler: Archive: 'Kerry in rubber'

From what I remember, the guy makes these masks himself and sells them on a website. Definitely fetish AGP content.

EDIT: Added archive.