Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

[DadaistVizor]

Edit: @Yawning Asperchu is a :dumb: nigger

 

[Terror Rism]

I was afraid he would misinterpret or not pick up on some of my explanations and would be confused or affronted, or think I was generally a sadistic prick.

he probably correctly interpreted you as a pedophile, don't worry

 

[Florence]

I have returned! And I see the activity level here exploded upon my arrival here. It almost tripled in size since I left Saturday, and sextupled since my arrival. And I see it was featured, too! I consider that a success. I'm glad Yawning's thread took off finally. I'm sure we can get this to 100k views by spring!

I wish to convey my gratitude to those who gave Informative ratings. That was mainly what I was trying to achieve by venturing here. And despite the protestations and vituperations from many people, having the lolcow come here and respectfully and candidly explain is a preferred outcome that rarely happens. I'm also grateful for the other positive ratings (though I suspect all were sarcastically intended), and also the Autistic and Deviant ratings. I aspire to have the highest ratio and absolute numbers of Autistic and Deviant in the history of KF, especially Deviant. If anyone here deserves them, it's me.

Speaking of ratings, I feel one component of the trophy system is flawed:

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Oh, I visited my therapist today, and spent the entire session regaling him with this particular saga and explaining to him what exactly Kiwi Farms is and is not, and why I am drawn to such a place. He has never heard of this place or such concepts as "lolcows" before, and I found it somewhat challenging to accurately and properly describe this community and my personality regarding being a member to a therapist who specializes in LGBT matters. I was afraid he would misinterpret or not pick up on some of my explanations and would be confused or affronted, or think I was generally a sadistic prick. However, I seemed to do a pretty good job at expounding, and he did a similarly good job on receiving and listening. It was a very productive session overall, and he understands my darker or more aggressive side better while also understanding this place and its relatively benign true nature.

I will be going through the thread now and crafting responses to things which merit it. After I make responses, I'll probably be back here late tomorrow or on Wednesday. If I don't make it to your post tonight and it merits my response, I haven't forgotten it and will pick up where I left off.

Nigga your therapist only likes you cause he gets paid a shit ton for solving your many problems.

 

[Kudgel]

@Roketsune - I'm genuinely curious; did your therapist express any opinion about you engaging with us in this thread, or did he just listen and not offer any input?

What are the odds of a therapist listening to shit like this and just secretly deeming this guy a bona fide pedo/freak of nature? I'd say pretty high.
I wonder if he wears his gear to his appointments; I'm going to go ahead and assume he does. As a therapist, I'd need to see another therapist to purge that image and account from my mind.

Because wearing normal clothes is incongruent with my personality. I prefer to wear colorful, feminine, and furry articles. Believe it or not, I almost never receive negative or derisive responses to my manner of dress. People who approach me are benignly curious or outright appreciative and enthusiastic. I've had multiple people tell me that seeing me has brightened their day, and many have wanted a picture of me. So, my fashion preferences are having a positive effect on the populace overall, and it's harming neither me nor anyone else. There's no reason NOT to dress as a raccoon femboy.

Whether or not it is hurting someone is lost on me, honestly. I am sure there are plenty of people in public who know what a furry/femboy is and are walking on in mortified silence.

 

[Cato]

Nigga your therapist only likes you cause he gets paid a shit ton for solving your many problems.

I'm not so sure; Roketsune doesn't give the impression that he's rolling in cash.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Roketsune does Greta and Nina give trannies crossdressers like you a bad name?

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Do you realize that your life is such shit you're currently aspiring to be @Mikemikev ?

I thought domesticating cows was a good idea and all, but I never could have predicted they'd come ask to be penned.

 

[Aquinas]

@Roketsune, I feel for you, i see that you are just as desperate for love as i am, if you can look past me not being a child, i can look past you being a filthy furry degenerate and we can make all the love we want.

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

I got sidetracked this evening and then the site was unavailable for a while, but I'm rapidly catching up now.

So if you're so hell-bent on receiving attention, why go through all the trouble to make a new account instead of just using your 'established' one.

That would have garnered you so much more notoriety and likely quite the spectacle as they pick apart your posting history as well as giving you a verified tag pretty quickly.

Revealing who I was was my original plan, actually. Someone had intimated I shouldn't do that, so in deference to their superior experience here I scrapped that component of it.

This is either extreme self-confidence or a defensive tard mechanism coupled with delusionality. It's somewhat pleasant, but weird as hell nonetheless.

I would say mostly the former, with a little bit of the latter two.

Reminds me of the SolidMario thread. Only this time the subject wants people to come to him.

Actually, my prediction is he actually does want the attention. He might have been upset about his thread at one point, but his behavior has been so irrationally, consistently, and obviously antithetical to his stated goals that I'm mostly convinced he's just entertaining himself. This is a game to them and we're his playmates. I don't think anyone could be so retarded they'd persist like that for so long.

Also why were you friends with someone who had access to child porn?

Are you talking about Tay Ferret and his human drawings? That whole story about him using actual child porn to help him make years-old human shotacon got started I believe because of the relatively realistic style it was done in. There's absolutely nothing to substantiate that accusation besides that and pre-existing animosity. I severely doubt he would have used child porn to make shotacon, and if he did I would be one of those condemning him for it. I am not friendly towards child porn consumers generally. In fact, I reported a group on Telegram once for facilitating distribution of it.

Granted I always thought there was something off about that guy.

What was it I said or did as him that gave you that impression?

i got mentioned in a thread not about a dogfucker? amazing. unfortunately, it's a paedo instead.

Your thread did have someone defending such stuff, so it had a healthy dose of both forms of depravity. Anyway, your thread is my favorite one on KF!

Hey... that was a team effort.

Yeah, I want to emphasize this. What I did was compile, sort, and articulate information that we already had. Many other people did intensive investigative work, and submitted items to the thread which could be used by the community later on. The wiki had a version before mine and presented a lot of damning information. While I'm proud of the results of my labors during those ~2 weeks, this was ultimately a community effort, and I just happened to come along much, much later. Every thread and wiki on KF is ultimately a communal effort. In fact, KF in general absolutely excels at gathering and presenting information. In my experience, no other drama place comes close.

Or make the thread worthy enough that everyone remembers.

If you're gonna burn, burn as bright as a star.

This made me chuckle out loud when I read it. It's awesome.

It's the sheer ego. I've barely heard of the guy and he's acting like he's a big shot.

Relative to the activities and fame of other people, I agree I'm insignificant. I didn't call myself a veteran, nor did I call myself important. What I stated was true, though. I did substantially contribute to one of our projects, and my ratings as that alt were over 97% positive. I was someone who was useful in one case and behaved himself.

Katsu doesn't look anything like this dude

Is Katsu prettier than me IRL?

How did you get your other account suspended from twitter

Are you addressing me? I never had my Twitter suspended, and I've had just the one Twitter since joining last June.

Yuck. So that explains your interest in the AA discussion. @melty @Marvin remember that lol? IIRC, he was on you guys side but it was a long time ago.

Hello again! I honestly intended to never go into any of the debate/discussion sub-forums. Then on the front page I saw the latest thread in Deep Thoughts "Addiction", and I saw Marvin was the last poster there. I always take an interest in what Marvin says and that thread subject intrigued me, so that's how I came upon there. I never expected I would be doing servicework or explaining AA on Kiwi Farms.

It's sad he's not enjoying his thread as much as he thought he would.

Actually, it's going approximately as I had predicted at this stage. I anticipated a massive amount of shitposting and various unpleasant gestures and retorts in the first several days. I predict the furor will subside and the level of good discourse will rise.

Don't respect his pronouns, he's a transtrender pedophile.

I utilize male pronouns for bathroom and general identification purposes, but I really don't care if people call me a girl/she. I've had one or two ask me whether to call me "sir" or "ma'am", and my response was they could choose either.

It baffles me that someone could be here for months, fit in reasonably well, look at what we do, and then stick their dick in a meat grinder anyway. Why?

I actually had envisioned this scenario for quite a while. I saw me getting a thread as virtually inevitable, and I also determined that outcome would almost certainly not be catastrophic, probably not even harmful. People very often mistakenly attach this destructive malevolence to Kiwi Farms, and disastrousness to the process of being declared a lolcow. I'm not an extreme case which would invite aggression from people. Ultimately, I'm just an autistic furverted dork whose only real original claim to lolcowdom is unabashed hebephilia which will only be gratified through artwork and stories.

I approached this prudently and didn't just gleefully charge in, but I am reasonably sure that at worst this thread will be a periodic annoyance when someone bumps the thread, and at best a place I can voice ideas, achievements, and struggles to a large audience. I was willing to go completely from respected ordinary Kiwi to full-on lolcow because there was very little reason not to. If no one here will ever again respect any helpful non-lolcow stuff I did or will do here, so be it. I don't need external validation to feel valuable and worthy.

@Roketsune you claim to be self-aware but actually leave the house dressed in shitty rainbow furry rave gear and skirts on a regular basis. you either like the weird looks you get, or you're not self-aware at all.

I like the occasional attention I get, yes. The weird looks actually aren't quite as common as many would assume.

This guy will have a great time in Afghanistan TBH
@Roketsune

But, I don't like Muslims and they don't have much internet access or any other modern comforts over there.

Oh sweet lord he goes to AWA.

If he goes this year, maybe I can catch a picture of him like I did with PK last year.

If a Kiwi sees me at a convention they're welcome to introduce themselves and say hello and ask questions. As long as people aren't rude or combative with me, I'm generally quite approachable and talkative.

I'm kind of-sort of disappointed that he's @Field Marshal Crappenberg because he contributed a lot to the TLL Lolcow Wiki article.

Alas, we don't always get to choose our allies and helpers.

As somebody who works in a field where I see CSA victims a lot, fuck this piece of shit.

You talk as if I'm opposed to child welfare and the concept of CSA entirely. I don't oppose your line of work, or endorse a total free-for-all on children.

I think we have a narcissist on our hands.

I don't meet the definition of narcissism. Such people are exploitative, always try to project a very idealized version of themselves, don't respect other people's needs or desires- basically a sociopath. Now, an attention-whore, or an egocentric, or a severe neurotic, absolutely I would agree with. I'm too self-critical and accepting of my flaws to be a narcissist, though.

 

[Asuka]

What turns you on to innocent little girl pussy? Did the older ones mace you when they found out you are a furry deviant?

 

[Male Idiot]

I am happy to live in a place where furries in fursuits would be ridiculed. I feel for your cucked countrymen.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So as predicted you return spewing out word salads and approaching every single comment with self-satisfying passive aggression. There's a lot of smug indulgence in your words, @Roketsune, but no matter how you try to derail things with your 'brilliant tactics' it doesn't hide how painfully transparent you are. Pointing out your own flaws, acting aloof, pretending that this is the best thing ever; it's just a cover to hide insecurities. You tried to convince mods to take this thread down....of course that was all part of some larger scheme, right?

This doesn't end with a slow clap that turns into uproarious applause. It'll peter out pathetically like the spurt that brought you into this world.

 

[Ntwadumela]

But, I don't like Muslims and they don't have much internet access or any other modern comforts over there.

Apparently the dead-fucking-obvious message has flown right above your head
You see, they and you both have a lot in common: they like to fuck little feminine-looking boys AND animals too.
And that's just the tip of the degenerate iceberg.

 

[Vitriol]

Lol pedo.

 

[Florence]

I actually had envisioned this scenario for quite a while. I saw me getting a thread as virtually inevitable, and I also determined that outcome would almost certainly not be catastrophic, probably not even harmful. People very often mistakenly attach this destructive malevolence to Kiwi Farms, and disastrousness to the process of being declared a lolcow. I'm not an extreme case which would invite aggression from people. Ultimately, I'm just an autistic furverted dork whose only real original claim to lolcowdom is unabashed hebephilia which will only be gratified through artwork and stories.

Except you're a disgusting furry paedo tranny who was also a forum member. I don't know when, and I don't know how, but you're gonna get doxed at some point.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Here's the million dollar question @Roketsune
Why the fuck have you, a furry pedophile, been browsing, lurking and POSTING on this forum, knowing that the vast majority of us, myself included, hate and have made threads bashing on both subcultures?
Every person of interest involved in either has had their life gone south because of this site. Can't say it will be any different for you.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I got sidetracked this evening and then the site was unavailable for a while, but I'm rapidly catching up now.



Revealing who I was was my original plan, actually. Someone had intimated I shouldn't do that, so in deference to their superior experience here I scrapped that component of it.



I would say mostly the former, with a little bit of the latter two.



Actually, my prediction is he actually does want the attention. He might have been upset about his thread at one point, but his behavior has been so irrationally, consistently, and obviously antithetical to his stated goals that I'm mostly convinced he's just entertaining himself. This is a game to them and we're his playmates. I don't think anyone could be so exceptional they'd persist like that for so long.



Are you talking about Tay Ferret and his human drawings? That whole story about him using actual child porn to help him make years-old human shotacon got started I believe because of the relatively realistic style it was done in. There's absolutely nothing to substantiate that accusation besides that and pre-existing animosity. I severely doubt he would have used child porn to make shotacon, and if he did I would be one of those condemning him for it. I am not friendly towards child porn consumers generally. In fact, I reported a group on Telegram once for facilitating distribution of it.



What was it I said or did as him that gave you that impression?



Your thread did have someone defending such stuff, so it had a healthy dose of both forms of depravity. Anyway, your thread is my favorite one on KF!



Yeah, I want to emphasize this. What I did was compile, sort, and articulate information that we already had. Many other people did intensive investigative work, and submitted items to the thread which could be used by the community later on. The wiki had a version before mine and presented a lot of damning information. While I'm proud of the results of my labors during those ~2 weeks, this was ultimately a community effort, and I just happened to come along much, much later. Every thread and wiki on KF is ultimately a communal effort. In fact, KF in general absolutely excels at gathering and presenting information. In my experience, no other drama place comes close.



This made me chuckle out loud when I read it. It's awesome.



Relative to the activities and fame of other people, I agree I'm insignificant. I didn't call myself a veteran, nor did I call myself important. What I stated was true, though. I did substantially contribute to one of our projects, and my ratings as that alt were over 97% positive. I was someone who was useful in one case and behaved himself.



Is Katsu prettier than me IRL?



Are you addressing me? I never had my Twitter suspended, and I've had just the one Twitter since joining last June.



Hello again! I honestly intended to never go into any of the debate/discussion sub-forums. Then on the front page I saw the latest thread in Deep Thoughts "Addiction", and I saw Marvin was the last poster there. I always take an interest in what Marvin says and that thread subject intrigued me, so that's how I came upon there. I never expected I would be doing servicework or explaining AA on Kiwi Farms.



Actually, it's going approximately as I had predicted at this stage. I anticipated a massive amount of shitposting and various unpleasant gestures and retorts in the first several days. I predict the furor will subside and the level of good discourse will rise.



I utilize male pronouns for bathroom and general identification purposes, but I really don't care if people call me a girl/she. I've had one or two ask me whether to call me "sir" or "ma'am", and my response was they could choose either.



I actually had envisioned this scenario for quite a while. I saw me getting a thread as virtually inevitable, and I also determined that outcome would almost certainly not be catastrophic, probably not even harmful. People very often mistakenly attach this destructive malevolence to Kiwi Farms, and disastrousness to the process of being declared a lolcow. I'm not an extreme case which would invite aggression from people. Ultimately, I'm just an autistic furverted dork whose only real original claim to lolcowdom is unabashed hebephilia which will only be gratified through artwork and stories.

I approached this prudently and didn't just gleefully charge in, but I am reasonably sure that at worst this thread will be a periodic annoyance when someone bumps the thread, and at best a place I can voice ideas, achievements, and struggles to a large audience. I was willing to go completely from respected ordinary Kiwi to full-on lolcow because there was very little reason not to. If no one here will ever again respect any helpful non-lolcow stuff I did or will do here, so be it. I don't need external validation to feel valuable and worthy.



I like the occasional attention I get, yes. The weird looks actually aren't quite as common as many would assume.



But, I don't like Muslims and they don't have much internet access or any other modern comforts over there.



If a Kiwi sees me at a convention they're welcome to introduce themselves and say hello and ask questions. As long as people aren't rude or combative with me, I'm generally quite approachable and talkative.



Alas, we don't always get to choose our allies and helpers.



You talk as if I'm opposed to child welfare and the concept of CSA entirely. I don't oppose your line of work, or endorse a total free-for-all on children.



I don't meet the definition of narcissism. Such people are exploitative, always try to project a very idealized version of themselves, don't respect other people's needs or desires- basically a sociopath. Now, an attention-whore, or an egocentric, or a severe neurotic, absolutely I would agree with. I'm too self-critical and accepting of my flaws to be a narcissist, though.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Actually, my prediction is he actually does want the attention. He might have been upset about his thread at one point, but his behavior has been so irrationally, consistently, and obviously antithetical to his stated goals that I'm mostly convinced he's just entertaining himself. This is a game to them and we're his playmates. I don't think anyone could be so exceptional they'd persist like that for so long.

Do you even lurk? He's butthurt as fuck. Does he want attention? Maybe. But not from us.

 

[GV 998]

Just found this thread and caught up.

I was wondering why this guy is being so calm and amiable for a lolcow.

At first I thought he fancied he would become a lolcow that befriended the site, ala Jennifer Jay and this thread would end up becoming just a little forum for his personal attention, and not a place to mock him. Difference is, Jennifer Jay just likes drawing really big tits, this guy wants to diddle kids, so that ain't gonna happen.

But then I considered another possibility. For someone so open about his disgusting nature, I thought, surely he wouldn't be afraid of a simple dox, when he puts out so much of his own info of his own volition. But then I thought of something else. What if he has some really dark disturbing shit? Perhaps something he did and hasn't been caught for, but is wary of Kiwi Farms, since this user base has a knack for digging up old skeletons, buried in the closet. So he tries to come of as personable, and indulges all of us in the hopes that if he amuses Kiwi Farms, that it won't find and bring whatever horrible things he has done to light.

It's just a theory that I wanted to put out there

 

[Pedo Bait]

I'm also a very honorable person generally, and learn from past mistakes, so I would NEVER harm a child.

past mistakes
harm a child

I... don't ... um. This isn't totally damning on its own but it is a concerning slip of the tongue.

(@Galvatron maybe it is...)