Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Out of curiosity, I checked his Locals numbers. The sixteen posts since November 16 ("Dear Diary") had on average 75 (min:37, max:149, median:67) likes and 37 (min:4, max:87, median:37) comments. Current userbase is 47.6k. Non-subscribers can like, but only subscribers can comment. On the average post, 0.15% of the userbase leave a like, 0.07% leave a comment (assuming that every comment is from a unique user, which is unlikely). On a platform made for superfans, that's pretty shit.

Making the not obviously crazy assumption that those 37 comments on average mostly come from the same ~30 or so balldo enthusiasts, one can guess how many subscribers he has left. If the regular commenters are 1% of subscribers, then that's 3000 subs = $15000; 5% -> 600 subs = $3000; 10% -> 300 subs = $1500; etc. Given how little Nick cares about the platform despite being broke, it's probably well below 600 subs now.

At least the 5k gift will be cheap.

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Why can't you get a nanny, Nick? Is there something you don't want outsiders to see?

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Seen while browsing old Locals posts, funny in hindsight.

Spoiler

 

[Je$ter]

Poor girl

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Poor children. That dayplanner crap looks obsessive as fuck.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Here are the exact chopsticks, they look gaudy.
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I guess this is where he got the idea for his new tattoos.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick cannot grasp the very simple fact that he had agency in the choices he made, and no ‘whole truth’ can change that.

You did that, Nick, and it was 100 percent wrong and avoidable. Stop running from accountability.

You just have to understand, 'Nick is never wrong or bad', then work from there.

Aaron's verdict really hurt Nick's plans to return streaming in my opinion. I bet he originally planned to send Kayla's nudes as the 5k gift but that is now 250k dollars of lost value if you really think about it. Finally fulfilling a promise would be the wind on his back but now he needs to think of something else.

He said the gift involved a laser cutter/engraver, and he claimed to get one recently. He could laser engrave her nudes on wood or leather to take back power from Aaron.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He said the gift involved a laser cutter/engraver, and he claimed to get one recently. He could laser engrave her nudes on wood or leather to take back power from Aaron.

Free Template. Go ahead Nick, you know its better than anything you can come up with. Nobody wants a laser engraved coke baggy.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

Poor children. That dayplanner crap looks obsessive as fuck.

Looks like it’s OCD and mixed with cocaine is just fucking chaotic. Just thinking about that is making me feel panicky. Go digital!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He said the gift involved a laser cutter/engraver, and he claimed to get one recently.

Who does he know with the simple computer and mechanical skills that can get it to work? Unless his kid is into it, he has a giant paperweight.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Out of curiosity, I checked his Locals numbers. The sixteen posts since November 16 ("Dear Diary") had on average 75 (min:37, max:149, median:67) likes and 37 (min:4, max:87, median:37) comments. Current userbase is 47.6k. Non-subscribers can like, but only subscribers can comment. On the average post, 0.15% of the userbase leave a like, 0.07% leave a comment (assuming that every comment is from a unique user, which is unlikely). On a platform made for superfans, that's pretty shit.

Making the not obviously crazy assumption that those 37 comments on average mostly come from the same ~30 or so balldo enthusiasts, one can guess how many subscribers he has left. If the regular commenters are 1% of subscribers, then that's 3000 subs = $15000; 5% -> 600 subs = $3000; 10% -> 300 subs = $1500; etc. Given how little Nick cares about the platform despite being broke, it's probably well below 600 subs now.

At least the 5k gift will be cheap.

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Why can't you get a nanny, Nick? Is there something you don't want outsiders to see?

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Seen while browsing old Locals posts, funny in hindsight.

Spoiler

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Great work on the numbers, I've drawn similar conclusions shortly after the arrest, but it's looking more dire these days based on (lack of) engagement.

Also that pic of Kayla is so performative and odd. She's still in the bedroom. Makes ya think- was that the only clean corridor they could shoot a pic in the house? Was Kayla stuck in bed, even back then in 2021? Odd posture for working (again, performative, showing ugly tattoos). Oily hair. Bed clearly not made. Disgusting.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Great work on the numbers, I've drawn similar conclusions shortly after the arrest, but it's looking more dire these days based on (lack of) engagement.

Also that pic of Kayla is so performative and odd. She's still in the bedroom. Makes ya think- was that the only clean corridor they could shoot a pic in the house? Was Kayla stuck in bed, even back then in 2021? Odd posture for working (again, performative, showing ugly tattoos). Oily hair. Bed clearly not made. Disgusting.

Before his appearance, there were exactly 3 people who posted anything in a week, and 2-4 posts per day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Before his appearance, there were exactly 3 people who posted anything in a week, and 2-4 posts per day.

Still_Life doesn't count as people.

 

[Desktop User2]

Does anyone expect this freak to pick up that greasy wet slop with chopsticks?

I believe he has the discipline to eat grain by grain going by his work ethic.

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

 

[ZipDisk]

So the plea agreement is binding. Thank you.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

He is looking for that juicy Uncle Roger colab

"Cooking with the Cuck"

So the plea agreement is binding. Thank you.

Once the judge accept it, yes. Sentencing is on April 18th.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

A new missive from the Balldo Bunker:
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And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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I really want to see another Balldo wet brain stream, just pure drunken madness and rage mixed with gay innuendos about Steeltoe.
Come on Nick, embrace your bisexuality! Show those kiwi chuds that love ALWAYS wins!

 

[Vibralldo]

He is looking for that juicy Uncle Roger colab

"Cooking with the Cuck"

"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

 

[Lian Xing]

I wonder what hilarious TTS voices he will come up with.

Is there enough audio floating around from Judge Pussy Liquor to make a voice?

 

[dustnight]

The one thing he’ll never admit to: being a trust-fund nepobaby failson.

Wrong again kiwiprude! it's nepograndbaby

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

Only magic white powder you should be putting in your body is MSG, nephew Balldo!

 

[ChromaQuack]

discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

I will food sperg about his inability to cook food, nitpick every single aspect and call him a bloody retarded donkey because it is my duty as a kiwi spastic. There is no other way we are going to collectively re-educate our adopted 40-going-70 year old manchild if we don't actively deconstruct every single aspect of his persona until he is nothing but a white, clean slate able to be molded into something resembling a man, a duty that otherwise belonged to his parents and a duty that they have thoroughly neglected.

And sperg I must so I will:

The spring onions are so fucking burned they look like they came from a southern Californian farm, the rice is so goddamn greasy you could confuse it for a wop's forehead, the frying temperature was so low that it broke the record for coldest thing in the Rekieta household right after April's bleeding cooch. I give this rice plate a 0/10 and move to have the death penalty on this man's head, your honor.