Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LateNightMuffin]

But the biggest deciding factor was remembering the posts of the troons and their enablers getting triggered at the nail topper. And thus, I couldn’t slam that bag into my cart fast enough.

I gotta know!!!!! Are they any good????? How's the taste?

 

[Twix Eatr]

Yes. Not a ton, but at least one every couple of months. Most of them have beards. They yearn to speak to the manager.

That's crazy. No dresses, nail polish, or anything?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Their insistence that JKR is all over social media frothing at the mouth and constantly calling for them all to be dragged out of their hovels and lined up at pre-dug mass graves to be disposed of always amazes me. Being widely-literate, I don't pay any special attention to what she does, but every time I do see something she posts, she's pretty polite and mild-mannered, not channeling Nuremburg speeches.

The Rowling Derangement Syndrome thread exists for a reason, that’s for sure. Her original essay was literally the most mid take imaginable about trannies and women’s spaces (i.e. proving that gym that troons are pissed has bio women-only days is right to do so). Most normies think similar to her, too. Part of the whole “live and let live” mentality. But since they literally made most of their personality Harry Potter themed, it’s a personal attack to not only them but their remaining trans personality.

Rowling’s disposition is also proof that you can politely word your dislike all you want, but they will find ways to try to ruin your life regardless.

(Of course, it also means that the fact that the Harry Potter cash cow did not die immediately after their campaign started really pisses them off. Once again, they can bully the weaker people and brands, but not Rowling or HP because they’re that well loved by laypeople even now. Love that for them.)

*So this isn’t only Harry Potter/Rowling—

“Why write men and women as their own people when you can just troon out the man for being effeminate?”

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

"Trans joy" this and "trans joy " that and yet trannies are the most miserable cunts known to man. How can they even feel "joy" when most trans individuals are mentally ill and can't even function like normal healthy human beings in society without expecting others to walk on egg shells for them by feeding their every delusion? I don't think they understand that genuine "joy" is completely different to short-term dopamine induced rushes from porn induced fetishes and poor life decisions that eventually lead to crushing regret.

 

[FinnSven]

When they consider the student's punishment, I hope she gets credit for not rapping about the teacher's pizza face. That's an easy setup and it's not even a protected identity.

At this point it’s on the school for not finding some reason to at least suggest she takes a sabbatical.
Maybe even convince the district to get her a full salary doing a PhD or something to keep her away from teenagers until she comes to her senses.

Short, danger haired pooner with cystic acne, trying to be down wiv da kids?

In a British school she would either be bullied out of the profession inside a week or the most feared teacher through sheer grit and refusal to take any of the shit from kids.

 

[Starefag]

NASA leaks? Do you mean NSA or did these fucking troons invade NASA, too? "That's one small step for a transwoman..." *size 18 moon boots on lunar surface*

Tbf troons in NASA are limited to software and the engineering. Being an astronaut requires a fuckload of physical labor and conditioning to withstand going in and out of orbit. Plus needing medication shipped up with you adds more weight to a process that needs as little weight as possible. It's why you don't see many diabetic Astronauts. Every pound of material is like 10,000 dollars worth of effort

Spoiler: Math Sperging

So most pills in the US weigh somewhere between .35 and .22 grams. We'll be nice to the trannies and assume the lower weight, for the sake of convenience. You usually take one pill a day. So a month's supply is...
6.6 grams. Most missions on the ISS however are about six months at least, so multiply that by six to get 39.6 grams

With that we can safely conclude that by dividing the amount of grams in a pound (453 ÷ 39.6) by the amount of grams in the pills, you get 11.4
10000 ÷ 11.4 = 877.1
It costs NASA 877 dollars to send a troon's titty skittles into orbit with them. And that's just the tittypills. Troons usually have at least two other psychological illnesses or physical maladies they need to be chewing on pharmaceuticals for. So you could easily triple that number.

In conclusion, much like the polish, Troons cannot into space.

 

[Uzumaki]

These are adults who are sad that a series they liked as a kid is forever tainted. So they're being recommended other YA books, to read as an adult?

Don’t make the mistake of thinking any of these people are reading any of this shit. Redditors always think “My role is to spread awareness, the role of others is to implement things”. Their thought process stops and starts with “Harry Potter evil now. Harry Potter kids fantasy series. Need spread awareness competitor kids fantasy series. Others read.”

Those rare Redditors who do actually engage with novels listen to audiobooks of YA so in the one in a million shot the recommendation was taken as one and not just “activism” then yes, you’d want to recommend a book for literal fucking children to the adult and make a note of who reads the audiobook.

10/10 reddit post. Some kind stranger needs to send this guy gold.

 

[deermeat]

With regard to the butterbeer-scented nail topper, I (like @Aunt Carol) coincidentally saw these butterbeer-flavored graham crackers when I stepped out to the store a few hours ago.

What does Butterbeer taste like? Butter+Beer? I have no idea the lore behind most HP things so I don't even know what Butterbeer is in the universe. I feel like the Goldfish would taste like sweet and buttery with a smokey hint to it.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking any of these people are reading any of this shit. Redditors always think “My role is to spread awareness, the role of others is to implement things”. Their thought process stops and starts with “Harry Potter evil now. Harry Potter kids fantasy series. Need spread awareness competitor kids fantasy series. Others read.”

I'll never forgive them for what they did to Warrior Cats, man. It's revolting. Not only did they witchhunt one of the authors into being fired all because she spoke out for gay rights (as in, she went against the homophobia troons spewed) but these same people are into feral porn and all that shit regarding the cats, including the kittens. FUCK these disgusting people. Yeah you guys are totally the moral ones, for sure.

 

[truth_seeker]

Troon doesn’t like that the practice of orthopedic medicine only takes into account biological facts and not mental delusions.
How dare a doctor say the castration drugs I’m taking might not be completely good for my body!!!!

Spoiler

i broke my hand pretty bad yesterday and had to go to the ER to get it x-rayed and splinted. for reference, i had my name and gender legally changed over a year ago, i’ve been on hormones for 3 years, and i am very fortunate to say i pass pretty effectively. the one thing is that my voice isn’t especially passable, so often that’s the giveaway.

anyways, when the doctor first came in, he assumed i was a cis woman and began asking my boyfriend questions about my health, which is obviously not a thing that happens to men. frankly i was okay with this because i was in so much pain and it hurt to think, but after a while my boyfriend basically told him to ask me questions about my body and health. as soon as this man heard my voice, his entire demeanor changed.

literally, the next question he asked was, “do you take any hormones such as estradiol or testosterone blockers?” which is a fair question so i nodded. he then started going off about how the hormones could have led to my bones being more fragile and i should “be careful” not to risk further bodily damage. he then asked if i had the surgery to which i asked him if that were relevant to my breaking my hand, and he gave some reasoning like “i need to know if there are certain medications you can’t take” which maybe that’s a thing? either way i hate when people ask me that question. a few minutes of uncomfortable questions later the x-ray tech (a really nice young woman) called the doctor over and they both came back a minute later and then splinted my hand.

i basically cried the whole ride back and my boyfriend assumed at first it was just pain but really i am so tired of dealing with being talked down to as both a woman and a trans person in a way that’s both complimentary and contradictory of itself. for the record i live in a pretty blue state but this happens quite often

 

[Positron]

Troon doesn’t like that the practice of orthopedic medicine only takes into account biological facts and not mental delusions.

Literally the "trans broken arm syndrome" meme.

 

[DSHK]

Pooner is mad that the doctor tried to save her from being mutilated.

 

[biggacracka]

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Pooner is mad that the doctor tried to save her from being mutilated.

Rare doctor w

 

[DSHK]

Rare doctor w

Autists not only cant interpret other peoples emotions, they have trouble understanding their own as well, if she realizes she isnt actually a dyke later on and its too late to undo the damage from the hormones then what? She might just confuse having social anxiety around other girls with being sexually attracted to them since it feels similar to what she feels around her male crush. In reality shes just nervous and flustered because they used to bully her so shes always on fight or flight mode.

 

[Farmer Jon]

In a reddit thread about Trump cutting funding to UPenn on trannies in sports a 40 something year old man with a rothole fantasizes about showering with college boys as some kind of political point. Of course other than making everything about sex, you can tell this dudes idea of what a "shared" college bathroom is comes from porn where it's one big open space, and not real life where it's basically stalls.

"Do you realize how many women will kill themselves!?!?"
I thought you guys were like a super duper teeny tiny portion of the population or something. I mean, it's not like anything would really happen in the world if a ton of perverts died.

Also, I can't quote the post, but this picture reminded me of that one black and white photo shoot Adrian Belew did where he's very clearly trying to cover his receding hairline to look more girly. It's okay, Ade, even Tony Levin is less bald than you.

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[Farsided]

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Pooner is mad that the doctor tried to save her from being mutilated.

I though that maybe the doc didn't want to go forward because of potential shifts in the cultural US landscape but she's from Colombia. Reddits users told her to threaten to file charges, that didn't go as planned either lmao. She's also not against using the evergreen suicide-bait so psychologist and therapist doing a great job there as usual. Poony is already lashing out at the doc, screaming as jer mom and being a dick when shit doesn't go jer way. She's already a manlet in spirit.

The council of men hereby grant you honorary manlet status little wannabe pooner. Godspeed!

 

[S.C Malthus]

The show comes out in 2026, from a quick search. Is there a new game or franchise anniversary coming up too?

Hogwart's Legacy launched official support for mods on PC, but that doesn't seem big enough to warrant a bunch of productplacement.

Before anyone asks, I'm also informed some of the mods included in the official release of the mod nexus, or whatever it's called, are as degenerate as you'd expect despite all characters being minors.

Tbf troons in NASA are limited to software and the engineering. Being an astronaut requires a fuckload of physical labor and conditioning to withstand going in and out of orbit

Pooners would pop under the G forces and hons are too large to fit in the shuttle.

What does Butterbeer taste like?

Think it's just butterscotch?

 

[Sean Andalou]

The hard part of being a pooner.

Reddit -- Archive

I'll just get into it - I don't know what changed but about a month ago getting dressed to go to class every morning has become a constant battle with dysphoria. I try on a million things and always find something wrong with it, and sometimes it goes on so long that I miss class because nothing I wear makes me feel comfortable.

For reference: I'm a year post top surgery and five months on T. When I brought this up to friends, most said that it might be a hormonal thing from T? but I was wondering if anyone else gets flare ups in their dysphoria to this extent and what you do to manage it when it happens. I can't keep missing my lectures over this.

From the comments so far:

I got the same thing. My dysphoria fluxuates a lot. I got (somewhat) tollerable days, even good days sometimes, and days what you're describing when I cry in front of the mirror and don't go out of my house. I hate clothes too. I don't think its got to do with hormones though. But you're not alone

 

[Jesters]

The hard part of being a pooner.
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From the comments so far:

Name a more masculine trait than "Put on whatever is the first thing you see (unless you're going somewhere that you need to dress nicely.)" Embrace it poon, just put on the T-shirt you've had since highschool that still fits and the jeans that are at least visibly clean. Don't think about it because most men don't unless they're doing something fancy or important.

 

[Paper Machete]

It's a constant downward spiral of nitpicking their features. When the big uns are out of the way that are the most obvious female characteristics, like boobs, that just brings to the forefront everything else that's eminently female. Like how losing your sight makes your other senses sharper.

 

[Fapcop]

Name a more masculine trait than "Put on whatever is the first thing you see (unless you're going somewhere that you need to dress nicely.)" Embrace it poon, just put on the T-shirt you've had since highschool that still fits and the jeans that are at least visibly clean. Don't think about it because most men don't unless they're doing something fancy or important.

Nothing brings out the pooners fem brain like clothes.

From: “Why can’t men’s clothes be fuuuuun?! They’re so BOORING!!” To changing outfits a dozen times because they just can’t with that sweater and “WHY DO THOSE PANTS MAKE MY HIPS SEEM HUUUGE?!”

Clothes really are the final boss for pooners. (Along with any situation where reality collides with their very feminine way of thinking.)