Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick continue to make sub-canned sphagetti-os level food. And it's not even bad enough to be interesting in a Cobra, Kay, Scalfani sorta way. He makes food that looks like it's made by the Hollywood cliche of a struggling single father making food for his kids. Like the type of food the retarded dad in I am Sam would make.

 

[Vibralldo]

ALERT!

So Dan might have convinced April to fuck off?

If anything he should have told Nick to to with her, everyone would be happier.

 

[Red Frida]

Stainless steel is good too, just be careful with hot food. The last thing you want to do is shove that into your mouth and burn your throat because the pair sat in hot food for a while.

I've never had this problem but I suppose it's worth considering if you have inattentive people at your table.
Nonetheless you're overall right.
Porcelain chopsticks paired with slop is just offensive and moreso given that he lives in a 7 person household he should just buy a $5 box of low end chopsticks until he gets his skill up.
I bet he bitches out his kids when they lose a chopstick when it's his own fault for buying pointlessly expensive crap.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Average Joe food is easy to make but hard to perfect. There's a reason people like Gordon Ramsay can't cook a basic fried rice or pasta dish if his life depended on it. His burgers are mediocre too.


Those are porcelain chopsticks, $30 a pair. It's ridiculous to spend that kind of money on a pair of chopsticks that would break when droped and inherently really slippery, hard to use.
Plastic and wood is the way to go. I use wood for frying and mostly plastic ones for eating. Stainless steel is good too, just be careful with hot food. The last thing you want to do is shove that into your mouth and burn your throat because the pair sat in hot food for a while.

Wood or bamboo chopsticks are a really good and easy way to check oil temps. If you stick a chopstick into cooking oil as it heats- when it bubbles around the chopstick, the oil is usually good for cooking. (Of course, get a kitchen thermometer, but this is a good and easy hack I used for years.)

Nick can't even chop stick right. It's right up there with his Walmart "wagyu" beef (product of USA), or his "top shelf" coke, or even his whiskies. Almost the definition of nouveau riche.

 

[Red Frida]

Nick can't even chop stick right. It's right up there with his Walmart "wagyu" beef (product of USA), or his "top shelf" coke, or even his whiskies. Almost the definition of nouveau riche.

Clearly the priciest thing in the store aisle is the right tool for every job according to Nick.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I can't believe that after actual normal people who have jobs have explained it to this worthless faggot, he's still whining about a normal commute that many, many people do every goddamn day, despite the fact he has no job and is just a worthless fucking sponge sucking off his mom's tits to this very day.

A faggy, pathetic, whining titty baby whining about doing the absolute bare minimum any human could possibly do. This weak, skeletal faggot. What a fucking joke of a human. He should neck.

Balldo whining about driving his kids will never not be baffling to me. Partly because it's such a trivial amount of work (and it's not like he has anything else to be doing other than drugs and sucking dick), but mostly because they're his kids and that's kinda the job.

Hell last year one of my neighbors had an accident, and since his wife had to care for him everyone else pitched in to help get the kids to school and stuff, and I got volunteered, without being asked, to take the oldest to one of her extracurriculars because it was miles out of the way of everything else, and I didn't say shit because it's the adult thing to do.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

A new missive from the Balldo Bunker:
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And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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Did anyone tag uncle Roger

 

[Strix454]

Is he really this retarded or just pretending?

A little of both. I think the comments are all references all related to Juju's pet retard Riley. Nick still has not got over the Eric July thing. These days, he doesn't understand property laws anymore than he understands any other type of law. But he is really fanatic about proving how right he is about everything and not letting anything drop.

Its just the like the food stuff. He has to keep proving to us that he is a great father who cooks for his children and didn't neglect them ever.

 

[Vibralldo]

Balldo whining about driving his kids will never not be baffling to me. Partly because it's such a trivial amount of work (and it's not like he has anything else to be doing other than drugs and sucking dick), but mostly because they're his kids and that's kinda the job.

Hell last year one of my neighbors had an accident, and since his wife had to care for him everyone else pitched in to help get the kids to school and stuff, and I got volunteered, without being asked, to take the oldest to one of her extracurriculars because it was miles out of the way of everything else, and I didn't say shit because it's the adult thing to do.

Nick resents his kids (and Kayla). He wishes he was a childless bachelor with 0 responsibilities that was free to snort coke off a Jamaican stripper's cock.

He can't say it directly, but all that seething is because he thinks he doesn't get the live he deserves where he can do whatever he wants all the time. It just bubbles to the surface in the form of these gay complaints.

The Kayla's body's ruined rant, the constant seething about driving kids everywhere, the "I will be us" tattoo (implying that Kayla is useless and Nick is doing both their jobs), constantly saying how great April is but not Kayla, complaining about how his kid's Christmas responsibilities was getting in the way of him having sex, etc

This is 100% Nick's way of expressing how much he hates his family.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Based stepdad Dan. Unlike your average alog, Nick can't simply call him a nerd and ban him. Nick had to sit there and listen as a sincerely pious man censured him as a sinful, hedonistic apostate.

What a dream, I'd pay 100 KNUs (Kayla Nude Units) for such an experience.

 

[Red Frida]

the "I will be us" tattoo (implying that Kayla is useless and Nick is doing both their jobs)

Is Kayla not useless though?
A broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Vibralldo]

Is Kayla not useless though?
A broken clock is right twice a day.

She's married to Nick, can ya blame her for zonking out 24/7

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick has entered the rarefied realm of scumbaggery where this trolley problem actually is a trolley problem.

You have Boogie on one track and Nick on the other. Who do you save? I'm actually thinking Boogie at this point. Just because of the damage to the trolley. It could easily take out skelly without damage.

This is a common blunder with the trolley problem, you have to think outside the box.

 

[dont step on snack]

Nick resents his kids (and Kayla). He wishes he was a childless bachelor with 0 responsibilities that was free to snort coke off a Jamaican stripper's cock.

He can't say it directly, but all that seething is because he thinks he doesn't get the live he deserves where he can do whatever he wants all the time. It just bubbles to the surface in the form of these gay complaints.

The Kayla's body's ruined rant, the constant seething about driving kids everywhere, the "I will be us" tattoo (implying that Kayla is useless and Nick is doing both their jobs), constantly saying how great April is but not Kayla, complaining about how his kid's Christmas responsibilities was getting in the way of him having sex, etc

This is 100% Nick's way of expressing how much he hates his family.

I think that's just part of why he's currently and probably forever in the hell he himself created.
Due to his drug abuse, he has destroyed most of his dopamine receptors and is in a permanent state of self-made depression.

This nigger can only get scraps of dopamine through his social media interactions and there are only so many ways to chemical get the high he's looking for.
He is doomed to pursuit the first high for the rest of his sorry life.

 

[Captain Manning]

A little of both. I think the comments are all references all related to Juju's pet retard Riley. Nick still has not got over the Eric July thing. These days, he doesn't understand property laws anymore than he understands any other type of law. But he is really fanatic about proving how right he is about everything and not letting anything drop.

Its just the like the food stuff. He has to keep proving to us that he is a great father who cooks for his children and didn't neglect them ever.

It's more than that. It's that he is beholden to Juju. I think if it weren't for that, Rekieta would have probably dropped this by now. It makes no sense outside of that. Yeah, he's an arrogant asshole that always has to be right, but there's limits even to that.

Realistically, July is no threat to Rekieta. He is some black guy that does comic books, and he's barely even mentioned Rekieta. It's an absolutely idiotic beef that only exists because Juju wants it too.

Rekieta is an e-daddy with an e-daddy, and Juju is bound and determined to try and make July the next Maddox.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Realistically, July is no threat to Rekieta

Eric July wiped the floor with Nick and exposed him for the two-faced bitch he is. Eric caused a narcissistic injury that probably still gives Nick PTSD flashbacks. Nick will never get over that, even if Dax orders him to.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Eric July wiped the floor with Nick and exposed him for the two-faced bitch he is. Eric caused a narcissistic injury that probably still gives Nick PTSD flashbacks. Nick will never get over that, even if Dax orders him to.

Nick enjoys being violated by black men, so I doubt he will be upset by this characterization.

 

[Flora Fox]

He is some black guy that does comic books, and he's barely even mentioned Rekieta.

That's what really grinds NR's gears. EJ doesn't give an ess about N or any of his degen friends. They are completely inconsequential.

This is 100% Nick's way of expressing how much he hates his family.

He's punishing them.

"See what you made me do?!"

 

[Chazzed Up]

I believe he has the discipline to eat grain by grain going by his work ethic.

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

It's all about plating, any disgusting food can be made to look good and any delicious food can be made to look disgusting. I personally like to see people make a simple meal look good or enhance it in a creative way. It's incredible how shit all of Nick's food looks though. It's some real Dunning-Kruger going on.

 

[Captain Manning]

Eric July wiped the floor with Nick and exposed him for the two-faced bitch he is. Eric caused a narcissistic injury that probably still gives Nick PTSD flashbacks. Nick will never get over that, even if Dax orders him to.

I still think he maybe would if Juju weren't in the equation. Juju has been pushing this hard for years now. It's not coincidental Nick is back on this bullshit as soon as July made that tweet that eviscerated Juju.

Nick needs to stop wishing people a million dollars too. Given he did it to July, and then... you know... July actually did it with that Chick Dixon comic book.