Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

Looks like Lieutenant Dan is leading the charge to get his stepdaughter divorced from this clown. The overt and unashamed simping for April makes more sense now.

Kayla's dad Dan, by all accounts, has been described as incredibly devout and serious, and a dedicated family man.

Otherwise, the literal opposite of Nick. I don't think for even a second Dan would approve of Nick teaching children that Jesus was "just some guy" or that the Bible said that actually it's okay to engage in threesomes and have affairs.

Nick has brought shame to his daughter and traumatized his children (Dan's grandchildren), and he continues to spit in the face of his marriage and bring shame to not just his own family, but his in-laws (i.e. Dan's family). I bet Kayla's family knows exactly what he's doing, and a non-zero chance at least some of them are getting information from this very thread. Nick is lucky that Dan hasn't just decided to break both of his fucking legs by now. Saying Dan is the culprit for leading the charge to get Nick divorced from Kayla is like saying Nick is an alcoholic: it's the most obvious conclusion.

"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

You got it backwards. "Fuiyoh" is when Uncle Roger sees something he approves of. "Haiyah" is when he sees something that he doesn't.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just a reminder that this is the man who Nick called "retarded" who had a "psychotic break":

Nick and Kayla's wedding + Dan's Hawaiian themed 60th birthday celebration that was filled with his kids and grandkids:

Some others:

By all accounts, he is a modest man and model citizen. This man embraced Shari's kids (as she did his), was a foster father to at least three kids, maintains a good relationship with Dan Woltjer (and Bob Rekieta), and is a leader in his church.

I imagine, like many men of his generation, he speaks through his wife. There are too many pics of him with Nick's kids on Shari's FB to show (I don't have the patience to blur the faces). She recognized every birthday of her grandkids and in-laws until the arrest. This one was for Nick's birthday:

Except for his heartfelt plea to Kayla on October 21, 2024, Dan Sletta has been completely silent on social media since the arrest.

Nick, I've never told anyone to kill themselves, bridge too far for me. But, y'know, consider it.

 

[Vibralldo]

You got it backwards. "Fuiyoh" is when Uncle Roger sees something he approves of. "Haiyah" is when he sees something that he doesn't.

I need to watch more of the funny yellow rice man

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You guys are being too hard on Nick's cooking. My cats saw that picture on my screen and got really excited and started meowing like crazy. They wouldn't shut up until I fed them their can of cat-goy slop cat food.

 

[PhoBingas]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

Fuck, that's actual human food and not that gourmet dog food rich fuckers buy their carpet-pissing lapdogs?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fuck, that's actual human food and not that gourmet dog food rich fuckers buy their carpet-pissing lapdogs?

Maybe its authentic Chinese, using the bathroom dog as ingredients.
With Lord Balldo you never know, he might think drowning and eating the family pug is a good idea.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Is he really this retarded or just pretending? Does he not understand some private businesses are open to the public either in part or in full while other private businesses are not? There's also a difference between going to a private business during hours of operation, or periods where they accept visitors, and showing up knowingly that you're not invited and/or during periods where a business is closed to try to gain entry or otherwise molest the premises of the business.

Rot Brain Rekieta, got that alcohol and cocaine rotted brain.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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This looks like what I would cook coming home at 2 a.m. in college.

Not something that I'd be so proud of that I'd display it to the internet at large.

 

[PhoBingas]

Maybe its authentic Chinese, using the bathroom dog as ingredients.
With Lord Balldo you never know, he might think drowning and eating the family pug is a good idea.

Saw the picture in the community happenings thread; then read the post. At first I thought it was some gotcha-posting about how he totally feeds his dog. The fact he thinks that literal pet-food ass looking slop is edible just proves how many holes he's burnt in his brain with the blow.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You no called nephew Nick Rekeeta now.

You called nephew Rice Wrecked It. You make your ancestor cry. You make my ancestor cry. But I guess you already make your wife and kids cry. You wreck whole family, you wreck nice life. You worse than my ex-wife. You bad man.

Spoiler: xpost

(I originally posted here:

Inspired by:

and:


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Those poor kids...

Edit to add in ex-wife dig.
)

 

[East_Clintwood]

I really wonder what level of retardation is required for a judge to not accept a plea agreement.
He is very clearly claiming to NOT be guilty and just accepting the plea for other reasons.

Generally he'd need to go full Baked Alaska and tell the judge to their face he's only pretending to be retarded pretending to be guilty for the plea. As long as Nick accepts his plea on the record they likely aren't going to give a shit if he's saying otherwise online.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Tbh if you can’t figure out chopsticks as a grown adult I think less of you.
I genuinely believe the inability to use chopsticks points to mental difficulties.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Tbh if you can’t figure out chopsticks as a grown adult I think less of you.
I genuinely believe the inability to use chopsticks points to mental difficulties.

If you eat non-sticky rice with a chopstick you would typically raise the bowl so its right in your face and just push the food it into your mouth, because non-sticky rice is impossible to eat with chopsticks. You only use them to grab bigger pieces of veggies or meat.

It is also not unusual to just eat it with a spoon. So Niggieta using chopsticks here is a weird choice, unless he is going full Chink and sliding the food straight into his face from the bowl.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh no 120 miles a day?
And it’s rural so probably takes about 2 and a half hours.
That’s like.. a typical daily commute for a lot of normal people. And Nick doesn’t even have to work inbetween.

Lazyballdo.

I can't believe that after actual normal people who have jobs have explained it to this worthless faggot, he's still whining about a normal commute that many, many people do every goddamn day, despite the fact he has no job and is just a worthless fucking sponge sucking off his mom's tits to this very day.

A faggy, pathetic, whining titty baby whining about doing the absolute bare minimum any human could possibly do. This weak, skeletal faggot. What a fucking joke of a human. He should neck.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Tbh if you can’t figure out chopsticks as a grown adult I think less of you.
I genuinely believe the inability to use chopsticks points to mental difficulties.

Well, part of the issue with that is non-Asian people will make food that isn't appropriate for chopsticks or serve it on diningware that isn't the right shape.

If you eat non-sticky rice with a chopstick you would typically raise the bowl so its right in your face and just push the food it into your mouth, because non-sticky rice is impossible to eat with chopsticks. You only use them to grab bigger pieces of veggies or meat.

Yeah was about to say this lol.

 

[AnOminous]

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Translation: April, don’t get mad at me and spill all my dirty secrets. You weren’t technically a mistake, I just chose not to make our adultery a “successful” long term situation.

My translation from Balldospeak: "I'm an absolutely disgusting, reprehensible piece of shit. But I'm not ashamed of it because I'm a total worm and shame isn't even a thing for demon spawn like I am."

This sounds like an admission that his dick didn't work and he was the most awkward and unfunny man alive. So...Kiwi Farms (and Aaron) were right about your dick not working? Kiwi Farms was right again, and another win for the Toe!

Yet another admission we were right about literally everything. Even the random jokes. Even the shit we literally made up, we were right about. This dickless fairy. Reason for needing the Balldo CONFIRMED.

Nick speaks more positively about cocaine than his own wife and kids

Nick has entered the rarefied realm of scumbaggery where this trolley problem actually is a trolley problem.

You have Boogie on one track and Nick on the other. Who do you save? I'm actually thinking Boogie at this point. Just because of the damage to the trolley. It could easily take out skelly without damage.

 

[Vibralldo]

My translation from Balldospeak: "I'm an absolutely disgusting, reprehensible piece of shit. But I'm not ashamed of it because I'm a total worm and shame isn't even a thing for demon spawn like I am."

My translation is "my only problem is I listened to my wife and family and gave up the drugs and swinging instead of doubling down and turning it into my personality like Juju the cow did. Now I'm stuck with these dumb kids and dumb wife instead of my true loves: april and cocaine"

The allowing my successes turn into failures part makes it clear

 

[Red Frida]

Pretty dope chopsticks tho

They're expensive chopsticks and absolutely gay chopsticks. The only chopsticks anyone should use at home are plastic or stainless steel. Nigger is acting like he's running a high end restaurant when he's cooking slop.

She recognized every birthday of her grandkids and in-laws until the arrest. This one was for Nick's birthday:

Literally doing the "girl taking a photo of something" meme to his own newborn child. Jesus Christ Rekieta, that photo didn't have to be all about you.

You have Boogie on one track and Nick on the other. Who do you save? I'm actually thinking Boogie at this point. Just because of the damage to the trolley. It could easily take out skelly without damage.

How is this even a debate? Boogie is just a sad sack and he never allowed any kid to test positive for cocaine. I'd have the trolley run over 100 Nicks to save one boogie.

 

[Melty Butter]

ALERT!

It's been brought to my attention by @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears (thank you!) who is currently indisposed that Dan Sletta had a fender bender on Oct.28, 2024 in Meeker County. No big deal. It happened very early, 7:54 AM, and unlike his step-son-in-law, he has paid off his $130.00 fine. Case # 47-VB-24-951.

Interestingly, however, Meeker County is where Litchfield is located. This is, of course, where April grew up and where her parents reside. Hwy 12 is how one gets from Dan's house to Litchfield. I plugged in what I believe to be the Sletta and the Anderson's addresses into GoogleMaps:



(Hwy 12 could also be taken to get to St. Cloud where Aaron lives but it's a much longer route.)

Regardless of whether or not Dan Sletta was making contact with anyone related to April (she purportedly has decent parents), he was likely rattled and upset causing an early morning accident.

So, what was going on around Oct. 27 that would compel Dan to jump in his car so early on the 28th?

Quite a bit, it turns out. The thread was flying.

1) Nick streamed (on LOCALS) for the first time in months mere hours before.

It was a disaster. He vented, vaped, showed his kitchen in disarray, and shortly after he went on a "nerd" bender, and again a couple of hours later.

2) Rumors were flying that he was running April's twitter. From one of my posts:


3) People were asking for proof of life for Kayla

4) This insanity happened that pretty much revealed that April was living in the second home.




5) Whatever this was, also on Oct. 27, and, separately, Spectre told Nick to get off the Internet.


6) Oh, and Rekieta told @elb to stop clipping his Locals streams on Oct. 27.

This was all followed up by days of Nick and April sexting on Twitter in early November.

Make of that what you will. I'll just go on a solid limb to say Dan Sletta has been doing God's work.

 

[AltisticRight]

I believe he has the discipline to eat grain by grain going by his work ethic.

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

Average Joe food is easy to make but hard to perfect. There's a reason people like Gordon Ramsay can't cook a basic fried rice or pasta dish if his life depended on it. His burgers are mediocre too.

The only chopsticks anyone should use at home are plastic or stainless steel. Nigger is acting like he's running a high end restaurant when he's cooking slop.

Those are porcelain chopsticks, $30 a pair. It's ridiculous to spend that kind of money on a pair of chopsticks that would break when droped and inherently really slippery, hard to use.
Plastic and wood is the way to go. I use wood for frying and mostly plastic ones for eating. Stainless steel is good too, just be careful with hot food. The last thing you want to do is shove that into your mouth and burn your throat because the pair sat in hot food for a while.