🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 43 44.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 44.8%

  • Total voters
    96
Quick question: Does anyone autistically pocket watch Ralph? Does anyone here watch him with enough frequency to just throw out a ballpark estimation of his current earnings? Thank you in advance if anyone is in either camp and can indulge my curiosity of his current monthly earnings, on average over the last year.
 
Quick question: Does anyone autistically pocket watch Ralph? Does anyone here watch him with enough frequency to just throw out a ballpark estimation of his current earnings? Thank you in advance if anyone is in either camp and can indulge my curiosity of his current monthly earnings, on average over the last year.
Ralph is only entertaining when he's enhanced on pills and booze or when he's belittling and abusing a guntess live in front of an audience.
 
Quick question: Does anyone autistically pocket watch Ralph? Does anyone here watch him with enough frequency to just throw out a ballpark estimation of his current earnings? Thank you in advance if anyone is in either camp and can indulge my curiosity of his current monthly earnings, on average over the last year.
His earnings today are minimal, but I can estimate Ralph’s ballpark viewer count on Rumble (who’s notorious for inflating viewer counts) allegedly stands at 250 viewers. However, it is more likely that Ralph has 100 loyal viewers and a dozen or so loyal sycophants left. Gunt’s reign in the Sektur has ended long ago in 2022.

This is why people alog the casino a lot more than Piggertits. Ralph is just a sideshow has-been who’s funny to laugh at on occasion but years of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, isolation, and relative poverty has relegated him to the dump.
 
His earnings today are minimal, but I can estimate Ralph’s ballpark viewer count on Rumble (who’s notorious for inflating viewer counts) allegedly stands at 250 viewers. However, it is more likely that Ralph has 100 loyal viewers and a dozen or so loyal sycophants left. Gunt’s reign in the Sektur has ended long ago in 2022.

This is why people alog the casino a lot more than Piggertits. Ralph is just a sideshow has-been who’s funny to laugh at on occasion but years of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, isolation, and relative poverty has relegated him to the dump.
Thanks. Since Ralph has his earnings displayed, I can just look at frames near the end of the stream on any given day that I am curious as to his earnings. I just tuned in and he was seething over some Twitter rando with about 500 followers. Adolwulf threw him a dollar and asked him to restart the show (he's 50 minutes in). Not bad finds for 5 minutes of watching. Appreciate it.

Added in edit: Apparently Ralph as a 30 day policy that if he has communicated with a girl for 30 days, he lays the ultimatum of "either we fuck or we stop talking, your call." This is belied by his Alice simpery, but is certainly an idea that could only come from the mind and mouth of the one only and true Ralphamale.
 
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Wrong they did get married. In Vegas. By Elvis. He was very fat. (Cozy Roxy was left unattended in a corner during the ceremony)
It was not a real marriage. I do not mean Vegas marriage fake marriage, but it was not a legal marriage. It was just a ceremony, for show. She did not legally become married to him, didn't he admit this in one of his pillstreams? or was it Harry. I forget how we found out, but they did not become legally married.
 

I love that despite getting sober and "changing his ways" he still finds time to do this cringy wrestle wrestle nonsense. Hey bolognatits, youre not Rick Flair, youre not Stone Cold, hell youre not even Golddust, Youre a 40 year old man that still fantasizes about being a wrestler, grow the fuck up dipshit.

Holy hell the peso has really dropped that much? its been forever since i lived in mexico but i didnt things had gotten THAT bad.
 
He’s been dumped by the last 2 women he’s tried to ‘date’ in Messico. That makes the piggy very VERY UPSET.
He is going full incel. Tbh he has only ever temporarily been lifted out of his inceldom due to being e-famous. Now that he is irrelevant he is returning to being the same incel he was as a fat little ginger boy.
 
Since Ralph has his earnings displayed, I can just look at frames near the end of the stream on any given day that I am curious as to his earnings.
I would trust that earnings number as much as I trust Rumbles “live viewers” count, meaning not at all.

It was not a real marriage. I do not mean Vegas marriage fake marriage, but it was not a legal marriage. It was just a ceremony, for show. She did not legally become married to him, didn't he admit this in one of his pillstreams? or was it Harry. I forget how we found out, but they did not become legally married.
That’s a new one on me. I thought it was legal marriage, just because it is that easy in Vegas. They wanted to do it for his dumb Wrassle event in Philly/ Atlantic City but realized they couldn’t manage a marriage license on such short notice. Therefore Ralph had a reason to use Harry’s CC to go to Vegas to get married.
 
Ralph really is following in the footsteps of Tonkasaw. After bailing out of (several) fights he instigated, he's going to start a wrestling show. Wow! I'm sure this will bring in the cash.
i think he's just taking PPPs place on wrestling show with DSP
 
Quick question: Does anyone autistically pocket watch Ralph? Does anyone here watch him with enough frequency to just throw out a ballpark estimation of his current earnings? Thank you in advance if anyone is in either camp and can indulge my curiosity of his current monthly earnings, on average over the last year.
Ralph was struggling to hit $100 goals for months and started to lie after he couldn’t take Gabe Hoffman making fun of him anymore. He realistically makes 50-100 per show.

He only really makes the goal when he’s smashed and drugged out of his mind, and has lamented how it’s the only way he can make good money streaming.
 
This was the lady that alogged Ralph about his mom.

Dax supports Vito and Chrissie over the Ralph.

Sad.

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Piggertits and the Pigroach are going to have a wrasslin’ show on March 27th, 2025. The arc is happening. The Gunt and the Gout are going to merge and become the Guntgout. Prepare for the snort of a lifetime!
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Here’s DSP’s announcement of the Big Collab that ralph has been hyping so hard.
https://x.com/bannedstfoogie/status/1902906803526177042?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA
Basically says ‘yeah, I’m letting Ethan Ralph do a show with me next week to see how he does. I’ll have other co hosts for the other shows. Oh and he got all excited and posted it before I had a chance to, lol.’
 
This was the lady that alogged Ralph about his mom.
To be fair, she unwittingly read an alog chat message aloud, found the absolute absurdity of it funny and then Ralph became upset at being reminded of how he treated his dying mother.

She alogged him when she reviewed the thumb tape with a panel of other women in the Sektur. :story:
 
To be fair, she unwittingly read an alog chat message aloud, found the absolute absurdity of it funny and then Ralph became upset at being reminded of how he treated his dying mother.

She alogged him when she reviewed the thumb tape with a panel of other women in the Sektur. :story:
Chrissy Mayr is her name she used to have a “show“ on compound media. Anthony cumia‘s low effort podcast network, same place as geno biscante who was going to be the star witness in the steel toe revenge porn trial. Major cow crossover.
 
Piggertits knows that his Fuck Warski Festival is going to he a nothingburger and is preemptively coping. If the KC wasn't viewbotting while the Keelstream was shadow banned, it would be the Keelstream that got thousands of viewers and the KC wouldn't be able to get more than 300, if you wanna know the truth about it!
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&very view will be earned by putting large amounts of pills into his system.
 
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