Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 444 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,700 38.0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,022 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,469
Which is also far more damning to his reputation in the public eye than "oh he did a bit of a fucky wucky with charity filings, maybe, probably, not really. He just didn't know any better taxes are so hard guise!".

Shit, even if he were actively engaging in charity fraud that's nothing to youtubers, it comes with the territory at this point, just look at Jirard.
His explanation for not registering as charity actually happened when someone asked him a question about the rescue and charity while referring to the completionist drama that was happening and he answered that his way of doing things is partly in reaction to that and wanted to make sure he's on the up and up and avoid the appearance of impropriety (money from left pocket to right pocket) which is just ??? then, and ??? now.
 
Another ferret down.
On March 5th at 9 AM PST, Salt 2 🄰 was pronounced dead by Shaye in the FerretSoftware Twitch Chat. Cause of death was Insulinoma, he was very old.
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Shoutout to this tool here which lets you find a VOD timestamp based on a date and time, which happened to be exactly what I needed here
Notably, this death was never mentioned by Mald or Shaye outside of this chat message, which is why I found out about it sixteen days late after the Wiki was updated. I wouldn't read into it too much, hopefully it means they're acting more like a proper rescue by dropping the Valhalla shtick.

one thing I know about ferrets is that because of there very thin intestines they are extremely prone to blockages and other complications that require surgical intervention . . . I'm also doubting he'd shell out the 2 to 10 grand to a real vet for the surgery every time it happens
There are three known instances of this happening, one resulting in a death. Rose swallowed a macadamia nut shell, which started a domino chain of health complications that ultimately led to her death. The surgery to remove the shell was successful, but she passed shortly after due to the other issues. Beans swallowed a piece of a blanket, needed surgery to get it removed, and has since fully recovered and seems to be doing fine now. Demeter swallowed a piece of earbud foam 🄰 and similarly had it successfully removed.
In any case, they do have a real vet they send the ferrets to in case shit happens.
 
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There are three known instances of this happening, one resulting in a death. Rose swallowed a macadamia nut shell, which started a domino chain of health complications that ultimately led to her death. The surgery to remove the shell was successful, but she passed shortly after due to the other issues. Beans swallowed a piece of a blanket, needed surgery to get it removed, and has since fully recovered and seems to be doing fine now. Demeter swallowed a piece of earbud foam 🄰 and similarly had it successfully removed.
In any case, they do have a real vet they send the ferrets to in case shit happens.
How the fuck did ferrets wiggle their way through natural selection?
 
On a second thought on the Rivals skin debacle, it might be the intent is is not to pocket money but keeping afloat and siphoning new buyers in a busted GaaS game and save the reputation of the publishing gig... Mald is the director of strategy with a sizable audience, soo how he gonna tackle the problem ?
  • A, He can advertise it on his platforms, "my dearest niggercattle go buy my publisher slop".
  • B, As an l33t haxxor could social engineering the whole thing as charity so the potential buyers can claim moral superiority with their purchase.
Either mald pocketing money or trying to pull a 200 iq marketing stunt, one thing is sure, seeing the feedbacks pointing out possible conflict of interest so whatever was the master plan it doesn't going as planned.
 
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The real tragedy of Rivals 2, is that it could have been Rivals 1 but 2 instead of "melee again", but they went the "melee again" route.
RoA 1 is a testament because it didn't play exactly like Melee, just took inspiration from it and became something new. What a fucking travesty that Dan took that, and instead of making a sequel to that, made ANOTHER sequel to Melee.
Go play Rivals 1, not even just for the workshop, but for the hyper-aggressive movement focused neutral with no ledge grabbing and free-form combos
Hot take:
Melee was never good, the fact that the comp scene relies so much of glitches and exploiting the broken ass mechanics shows this.
 
Still sick, let me make a bulk post before slinking off to my quarantined mancave:
Hot take:
Melee was never good, the fact that the comp scene relies so much of glitches and exploiting the broken ass mechanics shows this.
I don't remember where i saw it, but some faggots recently tried to say Sakurai tried "sneaking in" the glitches the FGC use in melee as "tech" because faggot shit like wavedashing was always meant to be in the game. Like nigga don't tell me you're trying to gaslight the fighting community into giving Melee more relevance because Ultimate stole it's thunder.

TBH I'm kinda bummed about the direction Rivals of Aether 2 went. Furryshit aside, Rivals 1 is one of the few Smash clones I can say actually stuck the landing with being really fun despite the attempts at being a "competitive platform fighter", especially with mod support through Steam Workshop. So to see them going for the live service route is pretty disheartening, but no surprise it would be something Maldy would latch onto as an ex-Blizzard errandboy. Methinks with all these factors in place, if the CEO of Aether Studios gets Bobby Kotick'd, Jason will have a hand in it, either as a way to cement some control via whoever outted/replaces the CEO being a close friend, or as revenge for some perceived slight that causes his roach instincts to take control. Either way, I'll be sure to make popcorn if that happens. :story:



And about the Ferret Den, I agree with @Drachenlord that nothing he's doing is illegal, and I hope everyone would stop panic-spiraling this thread before it gets infested like other well-meaning threads on this board, even if you guys' hearts are in the right place saying it's all a cover-up for his hoarding addiction. Just keep the spergery to a minimum so that if (and I do mean "if") he fucks up, any receipts this thread might get doesn't get drowned and tainted in the redditspeak and other "TOTAL ROACH DEATH" memery.
 
Extremely pleasant surprise. I guess thats one thing you can't critize him for, just have to use the other 50 reasons instead.
Still something to keep an eye on as his revenue flow declines. Youtube views halved, twitch views halved, twitch subs down from 50-70k to 4-10k....Mald has caused a large chunk of his original community to turn away and he may either do the responsible thing(very unlikely) and send these ferrets to another rescue or double down and neglect their welfare. The latter is more likely, and unfortunately for the innocent ferrets, they are just another victim of mald's insane behaviour.
 
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This post just casually screenshots a TWELVE HOUR stream. I have never in my entire life played videogames for 12 hours straight and I've been gaming since the NES (wasn't alive then but it was the first one I got). I doubt I've ever done it for five hours. And I'm talking ONCE, that's every day of his life. If your entire life can be ground to the halt with a press of a button, your parents fucked up.
Just Filthy Casual Things.
 
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It's the bare minimum really, plus you can still criticize him for not having an actual vet on site that looks at his 50+ (with intention of getting 250) ferrets.
Having a vet onsite would be absurdly expensive and pretty fancy. I think the common thing to do is just have a dedicated vet or two to call for any issues. It's not like ranchers have vets on hand for the livestock and for them it's their livelihood. Shaye is basically their on site vet. Wanting to scale up to 250 is insane, however.
That said, they aren't doing anything extra, they're just hoarding animals that they like, no better than people with 50 dogs, 50 cats, 50 snakes, etc. Painting it as a rescue is disgusting, especially when it's a narcissistic furry hoarding an animal he's fetishized for years.
 
You hate Maldy for raping ferrets to death
I hate Maldy for censoring @spy.pet in an attempt to cover up the depravity of the furry community his cub drawing tranny GF participates in and enables since 2013 while trying to look heroic in the process
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You hate him for that gay nerd shit I don’t understand, I hate him because he’s FAT, we are not the same.
ladies, ladies, we can hate him for ALL of these things, no need for this competition.

He's a fat incompetent retarded egotistical sexpest ferret molesting charity manipulating shitty programmer and gamer roach who is fake as his deepvoice.
 
Having a vet onsite would be absurdly expensive and pretty fancy
I would agree with you, except that if Jason wants to scale his operations to the size he mentions, which I doubt because 250 is a retarded number of ferret piss to clean, having at least one veterinary on site for any problems that may arise is the bare minimum. He has 50 ferrets and I'd say hes understaffed with only 3 people, 2 of which are just volunteers, but I'm only stating the obvious.
 
Are ferret rescue projects a common thing? Seems like a waste of money to me. Ferrets are neither endangered, nor rare, nor valuable for any north american conservation projects.
Animal rescues are not conservation projects, you don't need actual qualifications and licensing to run an animal rescue as they're suppose to be a temporary shelter for individual animals that are deemed to require medical assistance. The valuable ones look to rehome out the animals they rescue, but some are run by wealthy nepobabies and can just keep them in their possession forever, like mald.
 
Animal rescues are not conservation projects, you don't need actual qualifications and licensing to run an animal rescue as they're suppose to be a temporary shelter for individual animals that are deemed to require medical assistance. The valuable ones look to rehome out the animals they rescue, but some are run by wealthy nepobabies and can just keep them in their possession forever, like mald.
Depends on the state or the city. A lot of places have a limit on how many animals you can keep unless you have permits and are registered.
 
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