Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

Maybe Courtney helped him set this up? Or maybe just some random weens?

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

He also did a suspiciously long loop talking about his microwave blast sessions, I think this was boglim theater. Which makes it even funnier to me.

That was beyond bleak. ARBD has come and set its claws in deep, there's nothing that can be done to help him now.

 

[Fortyone]

Where is the facebook thing? I dont use facebook or have his FB link.

kingcobrajfsregardposting2 aka KingCobraJFS Mead March Madness Regard Posting 2 on FB

alot of the action with cobes happens on there these days, there was some crazy shit involving homeboy aaron's widow (ex?) on there a few months ago.

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

kingcobrajfsregardposting2 aka KingCobraJFS Mead March Madness Regard Posting 2 on FB

alot of the action with cobes happens on there these days, there was some crazy shit involving homeboy aaron's widow (ex?) on there a few months ago.

Its impossible to enjoy that group when all of the users are seething faggots though

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Youtube censors its comments so hard that people aren't really allowed to discuss the BOY. Basically anything he does will cause your on topic comment to be shadow banned. I've gotten multiple cyberbowling warnings after discussing fucking group homes

So basically its unsurprising to see people flock elsewhere to discuss this phenomenon. It is very surprising to see them doing it on Facebook where their employers, grandmothers and pastors can see it.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

Cobes can now spend $300 on a single pizza order and pay it off in 6 months (or not, and the $300 pizza order becomes $360 after the interest is tacked on)

That's still a better interest rate than when he borrowed $15 for a pizza and had to pay back $20.

He certainly didn't come up with the idea on his own. Whoever gave him this idea knows that he is retarded enough to go along with it and that he will take all the blame and fallout once this whole thing goes tits up. This could really fuck the Cobra over, and I would not be surprised if that is the entire point of this.

Sounds a lot like something a tranny gayops discord would come up with.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I want his coin to fucking be worth millions. Just becomes the new meme coin and weird hipster fucks are buying CobraCoin talking about not only fixing their cryptocurrencies portfolio, but also helping the less fortunate and mentally ill.

Then Cobes can show us how to blow through 100K on pizza, booze, and tobacco within two weeks.

Same. I wish he would actually play and win the lottery. Just seeing Reddit seethe that he doesn't have to worry about rent or how to pay for door dash would be totally worth it.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Kino Casino’s reaction to the broken cigarette meltdown the other night:

 

[mars]

Same. I wish he would actually play and win the lottery. Just seeing Reddit seethe that he doesn't have to worry about rent or how to pay for door dash would be totally worth it.

He would be dead within a month if he won the lottery.

 

[charlesdickens]

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Maybe Courtney helped him set this up? Or maybe just some random weens?

Courtney sucks for her own reasons, but this doesn't feel like a Courtney thing at all. I don't think the usual "handlers" (Courtney, Krystal, Deathbed, Exhumed, etc.) are behind this one.

 

[Fishcakes]

He would be dead within a month if he won the lottery.

"Hey Toobz, I'm gonna drink this bottle of Louis XIII Mathusalem, it's apparently 6 litres, whatever that means, a steal at only $100,000 but who's countin muahahaha"

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Uh oh
DoorDash, Klarna sign deal for deferred, installment food delivery payments - Pay for your delivered slop in installments

Buy Now Pay Later is engineered to juice retards like Cobes. I fear the bank account will never be in the black again in these dark days, toobs.

 

[Sheikh]

Loremasters, has the BOY ever eaten a kebab? It’s a shame I cannot find anything now the channel’s died down. I’ve witnessed the burrito saga, I know he eats sushi. I’ve seen Polish pork loaf and Chinese fish in a can, and a drink combo with canned squid. I could send him some money for a kebab but he will buy haram shit instead.

 

[deadson]

Loremasters, has the BOY ever eaten a kebab? It’s a shame I cannot find anything now the channel’s died down. I’ve witnessed the burrito saga, I know he eats sushi. I’ve seen Polish pork loaf and Chinese fish in a can, and a drink combo with canned squid. I could send him some money for a kebab but he will buy haram shit instead.

I think that would require him having teeth to bite the kebab, lol. I'm sure it's feasible, but knowing bog boy he'd definitely buy booze instead.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Loremasters, has the BOY ever eaten a kebab? It’s a shame I cannot find anything now the channel’s died down. I’ve witnessed the burrito saga, I know he eats sushi. I’ve seen Polish pork loaf and Chinese fish in a can, and a drink combo with canned squid. I could send him some money for a kebab but he will buy haram shit instead.

I think that would require him having teeth to bite the kebab, lol. I'm sure it's feasible, but knowing bog boy he'd definitely buy booze instead.

Kebabs are like the drunken man's ideal food. It's a shame Josh is definitely stupid enough to eat the skewer.

 

[cugel]

Kebabs are like the drunken man's ideal food. It's a shame Josh is definitely stupid enough to eat the skewer.

Kebabs don't have skewers...

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Kebabs don't have skewers...

American kebob

 

[PetiteFeet]

Kebabs don't have skewers...

I don't think they mean döners. Which are the superior "kebab" anyway.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

American kebob

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His prehensile orangutan lips could easily pull the food off the skewer but he'd have to let it cool off all day.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Kebabs don't have skewers...

So it’s a gyros but muslim?