Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[The Fool]

Most of the best animated stuff of that nature is in the form of anime. Madoka, Re:Zero, Steins:Gate, Big Order, Parasyte, Angel Beats, Chrno Crusade, PSYCHO-PASS, Shin Sekai Yori, etc. A lot of that stuff has adult themes though, so there's blood and guts and such... not really for the kiddy crowd.

If you consider any of that trash to be the pinnacle of Japanese animation, I pity your uncultured ass.
At least watch something unique and cultured like Gankutsuou, you fucking weeb.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Another good one, although not animated exactly...

Some good live action stuff would be...
Predestination
Liquid Sky
The Peanut Butter Solution
In The Mouth Of Madness
The Boy Who Could Fly
Naked Lunch
Moon
The Man From Earth
Zardoz

There's some pretty good mind-fuck stuff too, like 12:01...

Gankutsuou isn't that great, it has a semi-unique visual style similar to Madoka, but no real mind fuckery involved. A pretty pedestrian series aside from the art style.

Another good anime is Paprika as well as Memories, especially Magnetic Rose.

Kevin Caldwell did a pretty sweet AMV of Magnetic Rose way back in the day...

 

[The Fool]

we're talking about animation artform and you post a fucking AMV

 

[Matthew Moulton]

I posted a Kevin Caldwell AMV you uncultured, philistine fuckwit. Do you even know who that is?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Matthew Moulton is there anything that really makes you special? Considering how much the field has changed as far as who people laugh at online, you're just sort of a relic. By coming on here, you just look like those washed up celebrities that will do anything to look relevant again.

tl;dr he's boring and should go away.

 

[The Fool]

I posted a Kevin Caldwell AMV you uncultured, philistine fuckwit. Do you even know who that is?

"Oh shit this guy doesn't see the refined genius in recent anime about cute girls, better dig into my 'intellectual' stockpile I hoard on reddit so I can one-up him on an internet forum. Then I'll remember this for decades to come just like what happened on the Lego forum"

 

[Matthew Moulton]

@Matthew Moulton is there anything that really makes you special? Considering how much the field has changed as far as who people laugh at online, you're just sort of a relic. By coming on here, you just look like those washed up celebrities that will do anything to look relevant again.

tl;dr he's boring and should go away.

Well presently I'm considered to be one of the best article writers on Encyclopedia Dramatica. A few of my more recent ones...
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Vaping
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gersh_Kuntzman
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wage_Gap
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pseudo-intellectual
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Smugglypuff
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alison_Rapp
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Plastic_Surgery

I'm best known for my invective word artistry, especially when it comes to goading "important people" to engage with me. Last year NASA actually popped on into Wired's FaceBook page and attempted to argue with me, at length, about climate change. Some 40 posts later they wound up so flustered and infuriated they started accusing me of "misrepresenting their data" and made a bunch of veiled threats...

Shortly after the "debate" (righteous slaughter), the US Attorney General started making threats of their own...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...eral-we-may-prosecute-climate-change-deniers/

And then there was the time last year that I took on the US Fish And Wildlife Service over their "Ivory Crush" event and ripped their stupidity apart in so many different directions they tried accusing me of being a "troll"... which in turn prompted every other user on the page to start hammering them in kind...

I also received a bribe from Con Agra... er, sorry, I mean "compensation" from Con Agra...

I found it to be rather insufficient given the gravity of the matter, so I gave them six months to fix the problem... when they didn't I started going around posting fun stuff like this...

Tons more stuff... not that I would expect some limp-dicked chucklefuck like you to be on top of my work. Your entire perceptual span of my online persona doesn't even extend any further than the adult babies, that's how fuckin out of touch you are.

"Oh shit this guy doesn't see the refined genius in recent anime about cute girls, better dig into my 'intellectual' stockpile I hoard on reddit so I can one-up him on an internet forum. Then I'll remember this for decades to come just like what happened on the Lego forum"

You might try actually watching the AMV next time... you'll look less stupid that way.

PROTIP: That AMV has no "cute girls" in it... a crazy lookin psycho-bitch monster, yes... but no "cute girls".

I doubt your lame ass has even seen any of those anime series I mentioned. Your knowledge of anime probably doesn't extend any further than like fuckin Dragonballs, Pokumans and Narutard. Try something like Read Or Die or Noir you pedantic, pickle-fisted, crotch cricket.

 

[The Fool]

so you wrote some shitty articles on a tard gossip site and argued in favor of a conspiracy theory over twitter?

I thought you would at least post more about the specs of your codec or the architecture and design of your bot.

I doubt your lame ass has even seen any of those anime series I mentioned. Your knowledge of anime probably doesn't extend any further than like fuckin Dragonballs, Pokumans and Narutard. Try something like Read Or Die or Noir you pedantic, pickle-fisted, crotch cricket.

Can you please stop trying to flaunt about how much of a weeb you are by telling me to watch outdated flavor-of-the-month trash

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Oh, you're looking for code, are you? Sorry, but I don't presently have a server, so there's no real place to put stuff like that.

I can't share some of that stuff anyway though, cause it's not entirely mine. Like my bot, it originally started as a hybrid of the Alice and Eliza chat bots, merged together by Reaper back in the 90s and then she added in a bunch of cross protocol functionality so it could work on the web, IRC, Usenet, etc, simultaneously. She called it "Lady Chatterly".

Originally she had it up on Spyderware (listing is near the bottom)...
http://www.alicebot.org/non.html

She then gave the complete source code to me and I've been continually building upon it ever since.

Despite the evidence you might find in AHM though I'm NOT the sole owner/creator... that was a troll... I forget why exactly. Basically she had me take complete credit for the whole thing for... "reasons"... I don't remember why.

But, regardless, it's not entirely mine, so I can't share any of that.

We also semi-recently lost a lot of good stuff after Yahoo! took down their "Pipes" page... so much code lost...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Pipes

Fuck them bastards! It was the ONE THING, the ONE good thing Yahoo! had and they just fucked it on a whim one day.

If you want more idea/code related stuff though you should look at my "Ideas" page, since that's where I post most of that stuff...
https://www.facebook.com/OnideusIdeas/

 

[The Fool]

No I'm not looking for code just architecture details. Was it modular? Did it have a remote client? How did it handle internal errors?

Alice/Eliza are barely chatbots, I was hoping for something a little more creative.

Also @Alan Pardew can you threadban me? I feel really stupid having this discussion but I don't have the self-control to stop.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

If you want something more "creative" look on my ideas page that I linked to, specifically my Shatterpoint Encryption software...

https://www.facebook.com/OnideusIde...827.1654525018193721/1720182301627992/?type=3

Or the Dynamic Directory Threading software...
https://www.facebook.com/OnideusIde...827.1654525018193721/1655473894765500/?type=3

I go into some pretty lengthy details about how they work too.

 

[A Hot Potato]

If you want something more "creative" look on my ideas page that I linked to, specifically my Shatterpoint Encryption software...

https://www.facebook.com/OnideusIde...827.1654525018193721/1720182301627992/?type=3

Or the Dynamic Directory Threading software...
https://www.facebook.com/OnideusIde...827.1654525018193721/1655473894765500/?type=3

I go into some pretty lengthy details about how they work too.

You're boring, go away.

 

[Quack]

I also received a bribe from Con Agra... er, sorry, I mean "compensation" from Con Agra...

I found it to be rather insufficient given the gravity of the matter, so I gave them six months to fix the problem... when they didn't I started going around posting fun stuff like this...

Tons more stuff... not that I would expect some limp-dicked chucklefuck like you to be on top of my work. Your entire perceptual span of my online persona doesn't even extend any further than the adult babies, that's how fuckin out of touch you are.

See, there I was thinking you'd wasted years of the only life you'll have spewing textwalls at people (who see you as a curiosity at best) and all you'd got out of it was a name as a diaper fetishist. Hearing that Con Agra sent you a free ready meal sure set me straight!

 

[Quijibo69]

I made every ED article great again like Trump here's some unrelated links and videos:

ZZ top's TV dinners kill people!

Al gore is going to save the earth from TV dinners:

https://www.algore.com/project/the-climate-reality-project

What the hell I'm I looking at here?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

See, there I was thinking you'd wasted years of the only life you'll have spewing textwalls at people (who see you as a curiosity at best) and all you'd got out of it was a name as a diaper fetishist. Hearing that Con Agra sent you a free ready meal sure set me straight!

No, Carl's Junior sent me a free meal (several)...

In exchange for a two paragraph e-mail I sent them praising their products when McDonald's started trying to copy them.

I get stuff like that all the time though. Lots of promises for stuff too, especially drinks. A lot of people will see a post I've made about something they agree with and then tell me if I'm ever in blah, blah, blah that they'll buy me a drink.

Con Agra sent me money, which is apparently unusual for them, or at least that's what other people have told me.

If you're looking for easy corporate money though, go with Wal-Mart, they throw money at anything moving in their general direction.

Oh, keep in mind though, if you get free ANYTHING from ANY company, you need to "disclose". For example at this point I can't say anything positive about Carl's Junior without first mentioning what I got from them... otherwise it's illegal under the FTC.

That's why it's sometimes a double edged sword if you get free stuff, because then it's like you can't really ever say anything without people thinking you're a shill.

PS - My life could be MUCH worse... I could be YOU for example... some fuckin nobody spewing text walls at ME!

Like others in my family though I do attempt to "blend in", being important without actually being outwardly recognized as such.

Like my grandfather for example...

...kinda wish my grandma hadn't written on that in pen, but at least there's two copies.

You will not find my grandfather's name listed in the credits of any movie nor anywhere else... and yet he worked on countless dozens of them as an electrical engineer and sign painter (originally for the vaudeville circuit). The only real proof that he had any direct involvement is all the fun little photos, movie set trinkets, props and so forth he acquired and collected, most of which one-of-kind items that no one outside of my family has ever even seen before.

I of course have continue the tradition. My client list includes multiple Emmy award winning production companies all the way up to the freakin WHITE HOUSE! From billboards to stand alone touch screen Flash applications... my work is EVERYWHERE at this point. But you'll never find it. ^__^

Mmmm, some companies though are assholes and will just take your stuff/ideas without even really thanking you for them at all...

Oh and remember kids, without me, there never would have been a Mike & Ike "Strawberry Reunion". That entire ad campaign they did with "Mike" and "Ike" breaking up and then coming back together was based entirely off a random e-mail I sent to them...

 

[A Hot Potato]

No, Carl's Junior sent me a free meal (several)...

In exchange for a two paragraph e-mail I sent them praising their products when McDonald's started trying to copy them.

I get stuff like that all the time though. Lots of promises for stuff too, especially drinks. A lot of people will see a post I've made about something they agree with and then tell me if I'm ever in blah, blah, blah that they'll buy me a drink.

Con Agra sent me money, which is apparently unusual for them, or at least that's what other people have told me.

If you're looking for easy corporate money though, go with Wal-Mart, they throw money at anything moving in their general direction.

Oh, keep in mind though, if you get free ANYTHING from ANY company, you need to "disclose". For example at this point I can't say anything positive about Carl's Junior without first mentioning what I got from them... otherwise it's illegal under the FTC.

That's why it's sometimes a double edged sword if you get free stuff, because then it's like you can't really ever say anything without people thinking you're a shill.

PS - My life could be MUCH worse... I could be YOU for example... some fuckin nobody spewing text walls at ME!

Like others in my family though I do attempt to "blend in", being important without actually being outwardly recognized as such.

Like my grandfather for example...

...kinda wish my grandma hadn't written on that in pen, but at least there's two copies.

You will not find my grandfather's name listed in the credits of any movie nor anywhere else... and yet he worked on countless dozens of them as an electrical engineer and sign painter (originally for the vaudeville circuit). The only real proof that he had any direct involvement is all the fun little photos, movie set trinkets, props and so forth he acquired and collected, most of which one-of-kind items that no one outside of my family has ever even seen before.

I of course have continue the tradition. My client list includes multiple Emmy award winning production companies all the way up to the freakin WHITE HOUSE! From billboards to stand alone touch screen Flash applications... my work is EVERYWHERE at this point. But you'll never find it. ^__^

Mmmm, some companies though are assholes and will just take your stuff/ideas without even really thanking you for them at all...

Oh and remember kids, without me, there never would have been a Mike & Ike "Strawberry Reunion". That entire ad campaign they did with "Mike" and "Ike" breaking up and then coming back together was based entirely off a random e-mail I sent to them...

You're boring and a liar, go away.

 

[Quijibo69]

Do you get free baby wipes, Matty? Just wondering.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Do you get free baby wipes, Matty? Just wondering.

Looking for something to help relieve your epic ass burn, are you? Sorry, but this is not a "shared experience".

 

[Quijibo69]

Sorry, but this is not a "shared experience".

I wouldn't want your used Pampers or Un-used Pampers anyway. I'm an adult and I don't have bladder or shitting problems.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Matthew Moulton from everything you've uploaded and said, there really isn't anything that different about you. You couldn't really disprove anything I said about you being average.

Well presently I'm considered to be one of the best article writers on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

That's not really that hard. Any bored teenager could become that.

I'm best known for my invective word artistry, especially when it comes to goading "important people" to engage with me.

Again, any bored teenager could learn to do that.

tl;dr he's boring and should go away.