Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I bet he's having a rough 2025! Cobra has repeatedly told the troles that he knows demon magic and that he's a deadly wizard who will make them suck farts. The troles responded to these threats by getting his channel banned.

Now he's raging at Google because they won't let him call his troles faggots and tell them to go fuck their mothers. He's going to continue having a rough 2025 and its probably going to get worse judging by the vodka and the ranting.

What if he decides to rebuild his channel by getting back together with Jessica? All she has to do is show up at his trailer with a jug of vodka and he'll let her in, she didn't even need fishnets last time. He's so desperate, deranged and delusional that he thinks she was a solid lay with a slophole like a vise clamp.

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Cobes is going through the stages of grief as we speak.

1- Denial - Moved to his other channel and pretended everything was fine. "It's one of THOSE days, YouToobz...."
2- Anger - Arms folded pouty beg stream. Long rant videos and angry complaining. His last stream was particularly grouchy.
3- Bargaining - Closest we've had so far is him threatening YouToob to get his channel back, because he has a lot of fans. If the BOY was smart, he would have leveraged his fast friendship with KeemStar to do something, but Josh probably hates him because he made the "Josh's teeth are in horrible shape" bit way too long.
4- Depression - You are here.
5- Acceptance - Never going to happen. Well, okay, not publicly anyways. A year and a half later, we'll get a drunken stream where he mumbles about how he's given up hope about getting his original channel back, and is now committed to dying slowly.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I think the most interesting thing is he considered "Marty Music Biz" as one of his friends he recently lost.
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I just took that as him adding onto his misery for the benefit of farming it. While I do believe he is genuinely depressed I also don't think that overrides his usual ritual of adopting a persona. He can't just be down in the dumps, he has to be the king of sadness. It's no different than him adopting a southern accent every time he dips or talking like Ozzy anytime he talks about how he is Ozzy's biggest fan.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Fags like Warlord is some of the last company he needs. Not too much better than random bums he used to let stay over. He needs someone who is at least somewhat normal to talk to. I think he tolerates him because he is the few people who go out of their way to see him. I guarantee he still annoys the fuck out of Cobra but we don't see it as easily due to the lack of streams featuring him.
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Sasha might annoying but he still has better tits than Jessica youtoob thats whats up
 
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C. G. B. Spender said:
No wonder he's braking down living like a hermit, its a nightmare of mostly his own creation. When is the last time he talked to someone other than doordash driver? Its most definetly not what the fuck is up toob.

Its a pipedream but maybe that sweet Wyoming spring and summer will get him to meet some neighbors or something.
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Sasha seems to come by from time to time at least based on videos. At least someones giving him their undivided attention from time to time.
 
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biggacracka said:
I don't think they fucked, but I'm 100% convinced warlord sucked Cobra's cobra at least once.
Probably pestered him to let do it too
"Alright Sacha, you can suck my cock but I'm not returning the favor okay? I'm not gay, I'm straight, dood"
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This is an insane accusation on my part but we have seen the way Josh has passed out like a dead person. Remember when he was passed out and Jessica was screaming and banging around in his apartment and that didn’t even wake him? If Sasha sucked his dick I could believe it happened when cobra was unconscious.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
I know this is late but the latest "food hack" was just putting hot wing sauce on boneless "wings."
What's next, a food hack with butter on toast?
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You know what I would actually love to see Cobes make buttered toast. It would probably just end up being a mountain of prosciutto by the end of it but I'd love to see him try.
 
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