Horrorcow Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes - Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast

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even the threads barely cover a hundredth of the JAHANS LORE, Black Adam was the only real source for most of this info and thankfully the interview puts that info on a more public pedestal. It's less an interview and more a signal boost but eh, what are you gonna do?

Anyway, to continue my claim to the position of THREAD VANGUARD an update on Jahans these last few days. Jahans has spent a fair amount of time mulling over the ramifications of his internet lively hood. In the last few videos on his main and side channel ("Alex vents") he's been talking about how the nazis should stop watching him to get rid of them, but also talked at length about how they're making youtube a viable buisness for him. It's pretty clear Jahans doesn't like the strong association with the ALTERNATIVE RIGHT and so he's opened a new channel!


Punditry seems to be Jahans politics channel. Though it only has 2 videos now and he still talks about politics on his main channel, this seems to be more of an abstract thought channel rather than a current events channel. But let's say you want a way to waste EVEN MORE of your time. Well jahans has you covered, with his audiobook channel!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w

Jahans is suffering from something I like to call Legacy Rot. Legacy Rot is what happens when a franchise has become so influential it spends more time patting itself on the back than it doesn't actually innovating. Think how the only good sonic games in the last ten years have been anniversary games. jahans has apparently hit this point as he spends all of his free time talking up his own works.

One would assume spreading your content across 4 channels would be a bad idea, but Jahans has taken steps to ensure that doesn't happen by completely neglecting his new channels and not even advertising them on his main one. other than that, his videos have gotten drastically more concise and shorter, which makes them much easier to sit through except for the part where it's jsut him sucking off Hamilton across 30 videos instead of one massive one.
 
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Odie Esty said:
Punditry seems to be Jahans politics channel. Though it only has 2 videos now and he still talks about politics on his main channel, this seems to be more of an abstract thought channel rather than a current events channel. But let's say you want a way to waste EVEN MORE of your time. Well jahans has you covered, with his audiobook channel!
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I was thinking about commenting on how absurd it is for a deranged shut-in who wants to inject feces and urine into people to be calling himself a pundit, but then, I remembered all the people on TV who get away with it and it doesn't actually seem like that much of a stretch.
 
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Odie Esty said:
One would assume spreading your content across 4 channels would be a bad idea, but Jahans has taken steps to ensure that doesn't happen by completely neglecting his new channels and not even advertising them on his main one. other than that, his videos have gotten drastically more concise and shorter, which makes them much easier to sit through except for the part where it's jsut him sucking off Hamilton across 30 videos instead of one massive one.
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Don't quite a few people do this? I know DSP has his main, KOGaming, Kingofhate vlogs, and I think one more.
 
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Don't quite a few people do this? I know DSP has his main, KOGaming, Kingofhate vlogs, and I think one more.
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Most major youtubers have several channels for specific forms of content. Their main channel and a less edited channel are the most common. Back in the day, a ton of youtubers also ahd gaming channels before realizing that's where the big bucks were being made. problem is, those channels are in the hundreds of thousands so if only a third of their viewers make the move, it's still profitable. jahans barely has over 2k subs and not even a third watch his normal content. Basically, he's jumping the gun.
 
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Jesus, he uploads MineCraft videos. Of course. If I hadn't read the thread and found that he had some sort of disease, I would have dismissed him as some child trying to get big, but boy, was I wrong.
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He may be like 20-something with no job or productive pursuits to speak of, but Jahans is just hittin' his stride fam. Guy's got an OkCupid profile, that's the sign of a true "cat-nip for women" type of guy if there ever was.

Also: He's a gemini.
"Geminis are considered to hold mysteriously unique artistic and creative abilities..."- Wikipedia.
They're not exactly wrong in this case.
 
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