Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

Rando said it was sad their celebrity crush is getting old, and Stephanie replied with "at least you have one who's still alive." But isn't Stephanie's whole deal the ghost-fucking? She's bragged that she's not interested in alive people and about all her hot ghost sex; you could make the argument that she's lucky he's dead, because now he can be in her harem.

tbh Stephanie's whole deal is bragging about this fucked up LARP she's living in but having these weird moments of lucidity where it sounds like she is/was a normal person on the inside somewhere who wishes she had that normal life. You get these little glimmers where it looks like Stephanie's aware she's weird and doesn't want to be this way, then she doubles down with "and anyway here's a fanfic about a transgender norse serial killer raping a dog" or whatever. It's like she does it to convince herself she's happier in the hole she dug.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Yes, his name is Lou. We gotta set them up on a date to the gas station to buy single bottles of soda pop.

It'll take all of us banding together, but I have faith that we can raise the requisite $10k in gibs to cover Lou's two-hundred-mile bus ride from Philly to New York State.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I'm not saying Stephanie is destined to never have a sexual encounter (unless she doesn't want to. idgaf). Yes, people have gone home with worse. She could hook up with some gender goblin or other equally lonely homely soul.
But let's just be real- this is going to sound like an attempt at a mean insult, and usually it would be lol. But Stephanie, seriously: if someone is telling you- an obese bearded pasty woman with a pageboy cut who dresses like you stole someone's dirty laundry- that you are attractive enough to go out and have a casual hook-up or whatever with some women? They're flattering you. Because they want something from you. This person is trying to appeal to your insecurities and beliefs so they can ask you for money.

Idk why I bother....cue "walking to the ATM before screaming and hitting herself in the face in the bathroom" I guess

 

[Aunt Carol]

an obese bearded pasty woman with a pageboy cut who dresses like you stole someone's dirty laundry

You missed "dead-eyed" and "proudly incontinent."

 

[moorhen]

tbh Stephanie's whole deal is bragging about this fucked up LARP she's living in but having these weird moments of lucidity where it sounds like she is/was a normal person on the inside somewhere who wishes she had that normal life.

She absolutely wishes she had a normal life.

Half of her LARP is convincing herself that she’s living the life she wants to, and not that she’s a sad, pathetic, desperate 30 something virgin who will remain that way forever.
It’s the kind of thing that if she wasn’t such an abhorrent person, you’d feel bad about.

Alas, she is gross both inside and out, and thus no one really cares. It won’t be long until her super cool trans friends all drop her for being an absolute freak and she’s all alone again.

 

[JaneThough]

It'll take all of us banding together, but I have faith that we can raise the requisite $10k in gibs to cover Lou's two-hundred-mile bus ride from Philly to New York State.

How about we just hire a Mexican with a U-Haul?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm not saying Stephanie is destined to never have a sexual encounter (unless she doesn't want to. idgaf). Yes, people have gone home with worse. She could hook up with some gender goblin or other equally lonely homely soul.
But let's just be real- this is going to sound like an attempt at a mean insult, and usually it would be lol. But Stephanie, seriously: if someone is telling you- an obese bearded pasty woman with a pageboy cut who dresses like you stole someone's dirty laundry- that you are attractive enough to go out and have a casual hook-up or whatever with some women? They're flattering you. Because they want something from you. This person is trying to appeal to your insecurities and beliefs so they can ask you for money.

And she has a definite type, too, we know she likes 'em skinny and creepy looking and likely wouldn't settle for someone as large as her. Alright, maybe there's a lanky, greasy haired male troon out there who fancies himself as a 'femboy' and would be down to do the dirty with an obese hairy pooner with the fashion sense of a drunken homeless grandma, better yet if he looked for all intents and purposes like Dahmer with long hair and a skirt. Although I also had the hilarious image of her trying to chat up a MJ impersonator since I'm sure those are around, even ones who commit to the bit and use heavy makeup and prosthetics to look like him after he turned white/into an alien from all the cosmetic surgeries.

 

[RonRiot]

She’s gonna end up as one of those tards like Sam Nordquist or Gemma Hayter who gets tortured and killed by a group of violent junkies and ex-cons who trick her into thinking she’s buddies with them. There would be a certain poetic justice to it, but I don’t want to see that happen, even to Staph. I love how she just casually says ”He was in jail” like it’s somewhere people go for fun.
Best case scenario is she keeps getting ripped off. Imagine making your mom and dad deal with this on top of cancer.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

New blog post:

Spoiler: Text

The tides are turning yet again, and our fate awaits us all.

For a while, I was deeply afraid. My anxieties made me make rash and cowardly decisions. When I was harassed by my neighbors for money, I gave in and hoped that by acquiescing to their demands, they would go away, but it only increased them. I have made the decision now to fight back. I won’t go into many more details at this time, but let’s just say that I plan to scorch the earth.

I am also becoming increasingly fed up with anyone who I thought would help my community, and I’m taking things into my own hands. Politicians seem to have no vested interest in protecting us. I am working with a number of local transgender individuals, both young and old, to form a support group that we can use to share our strength, hope, and resilience during this difficult time. Between now and the next full moon, which coincides with our next meeting, I feel that the work I have been doing for the past many years will finally culminate into something beautiful. Our community needs outreach. It needs togetherness. I can help them with that.

My family having had a health scare, I will also be investigating local support programs for autistic adults. I feel that I have burdened them too deeply over the years, and I want to take some of the weight off. There must be something that can help me, other than trying to rely on other people. There must be.

Loki’s presence in my life right now looms large. (I’ve got the spiders to prove it.) He is not only moving me around the chessboard, but my partners, as well. Astrologically, this week and what may happen within it are to set us on a path that lasts the next 14 years. I hope that that entails good news, both for us and for our country, as well.

My family having had a health scare, I will also be investigating local support programs for autistic adults. I feel that I have burdened them too deeply over the years, and I want to take some of the weight off.

It's about fucking time.

Edit to add:

I would say that Staph should have baked her one, but we have seen her baking.


You're certainly 'just sitting here.'

This was necroing an old Blue Sky post by Staph, when she found out some Norse pagan authors were neo nazi leaning.

Sunniva is an insufferable retard, but I hope her comments start a slapfight.


You already are on a load of shitlists. Let's look at her PAPST page...


Hard cope after finding out she is on a load of Blue Sky block lists.


Embarrassing behaviour.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She’s gonna end up as one of those tards like Sam Nordquist or Gemma Hayter who gets tortured and killed by a group of violent junkies and ex-cons who trick her into thinking she’s buddies with them. There would be a certain poetic justice to it, but I don’t want to see that happen, even to Staph. I love how she just casually says ”He was in jail” like it’s somewhere people go for fun.
Best case scenario is she keeps getting ripped off. Imagine making your mom and dad deal with this on top of cancer.

I am again reminded of when I made the comparison between Staph and Shanna from the show "Hoarders"....

Was idly watching Hoarders yesterday and was reminded of Staph by the infamous "worst hoarder of all," Shanna.

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Her mouth is a little big, but the vibe is there.

For those unfamiliar with Hoarders and/or Shanna - she lived in a house that was not only hoarded out to the point of cleaners needing full PPE, but enjoyed hoarding her own shit and piss in water jugs (which created a massive mountain of fecal/piss jugs) and admitted that she likes the thought of eating food that had been contaminated with her poop. At one point she declares "I've been eating my poop for 20 years" and demands that the cleanup professionals allow her to eat some of the contaminated food as "one last party".

Since we know that Staph also loves poop (as she misses no opportunity to bring it up), I wonder if Shanna Jr. is her future in the next 15 or 20 years.

They shipped her to "transitional housing," but according to some Reddit posts (which, granted, have 0 credibility) she was eventually moved into a normal apartment complex with a "carer" who is just a junkie. The "carer" uses Shanna's apartment as a flophouse and she has been known to walk around pantsless, or in a nightie with no underwear.

So yeah, sounds a lot like Staph's future - maybe the junkie will be a tranny.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I will also be investigating local support programs for autistic adults. I feel that I have burdened them too deeply over the years, and I want to take some of the weight off.

Yeah right, you fucking leech (bolding mine)

 

[Fat Black Woman]

It's so fucking sad that her mom made her own birthday cake. It's a cute little cake and I'm sure it's tasty, but she shouldn't have had to do that. She has fucking cancer, man. Could nobody buy this poor fucking beleaguered 79 year old woman a birthday cake? It's sure nice that Staph can constantly fatten herself up on takeout and sodas for retards while Mrs. Frig, alone in her kitchen, carefully places individual raspberries on a cake she had to make herself.

 

[pink cigarettes]

She’s gonna end up as one of those tards like Sam Nordquist or Gemma Hayter who gets tortured and killed by a group of violent junkies and ex-cons who trick her into thinking she’s buddies with them. There would be a certain poetic justice to it, but I don’t want to see that happen, even to Staph. I love how she just casually says ”He was in jail” like it’s somewhere people go for fun.
Best case scenario is she keeps getting ripped off. Imagine making your mom and dad deal with this on top of cancer.

Stephanie still thinks "jail" is just a place where imaginary cannibal boyfriends and badass revolutionaries go. She'll learn, lmao

It's so fucking sad that her mom made her own birthday cake. It's a cute little cake and I'm sure it's tasty, but she shouldn't have had to do that. She has fucking cancer, man. Could nobody buy this poor fucking beleaguered 79 year old woman a birthday cake? It's sure nice that Staph can constantly fatten herself up on takeout and sodas for retards while Mrs. Frig, alone in her kitchen, carefully places individual raspberries on a cake she had to make herself.

I'd never contact a cow or anyone cow-adjacent because I'm not a retard, but if I did, it would be to buy Mrs Frig a birthday cake

 

[redbarchetta]

Could nobody buy this poor fucking beleaguered 79 year old woman a birthday cake?

Pretty sure the cake says 70, which... is even sadder. Making your own 70th birthday cake alone?

Happy 70th birthday mama Frig. Sorry all you got for it was cancer.

 

[JaneThough]

Pretty sure the cake says 70, which... is even sadder. Making your own 70th birthday cake alone?

Happy 70th birthday mama Frig. Sorry all you got for it was cancer.

My mother is around Mrs Frig’s age, and she shops by the sale. Which means there’s always a cake or brownie mix in the pantry available for next use. I bet Mrs. Frig is similar. Why do I mention this? Because it would have cost Staph $0 to make her mothers cake but she couldn’t even do that.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Holy shit, this new introduction post on her Mastodon:

I don't use this account much, but I figured I would still give a brief intro.

My name is Yarrow (they/he), and I'm a nonbinary transmasc and intersex druid and seidrmann. I mainly work within the Satanic (Infernal), Irish, and Norse pantheons. I am a godspouse to Loki and a spirit spouse to two human spirits.

I use this account to promote my blog, Youtube channel, and to connect with like-minded folk. I am much more active and have many, many more followers on BlueSky, so if you're there, follow me, I have the same name.

If you've heard the worst about me, what can I say? People would rather believe kiwifarms than a person's own words about themselves. I am not nor have I ever been anything that they say I am, no matter what the grapevine will have you believe.

I am proudly, defiantly mascweird, complexpunk, feralpunk, neuropunk, aropunk (all the punks)... an inclusive heathen... a pro-sex work, pro-kink, sex positive angled aroace... and I have no tolerance for anti-transmasc and/or intersexist shit from the trans community. Black Lives Matter, pro Palestine, anti-MAGA, Deny Defend, Depose.

 

[a hapless toad]

Sunniva is an insufferable retard, but I hope her comments start a slapfight.

I love how none of these idiots have realized that the $90 book is obviously used and the high resale price is due to it being rare/out of print.

None of the sale price of used books go to the airport.

Edit: Autocorrect + clumsy thumbs turned author to airport and it made me laugh so I'm leaving it.

 

[moorhen]

Because it would have cost Staph $0 to make her mothers cake but she couldn’t even do that.

She can spend 60 dollars on a shitty axe (for herself) and not a couple of dollars on a cake for her mum (who has cancer) and then wonders why people on the internet call her out for being a self-involved narcissist.

I hope Mama Friggly had a good birthday.
I hope Steph wakes up and stands in a fresh pile of cat vomit.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Holy shit, this new introduction post on her Mastodon:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'm not what they (kiwifarms) say about me on kiwifarms. You should believe my own words, here, because none of the things kiwifarms has documented (my own words, there) are true. If you want to see what kiwifarms has documented me saying and doing, it's all on kiwifarms. Did I mention I'm basically famous? I'm on kiwifarms."

This bitch is so transparent

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's funny how staph promotes her kiwifarms page again, saying not to believe it rather than her own words.

KIWIFARMS IS HER OWN WORDS.

ALL IT IS, IS SCREENCAPS.


("many, many more followers" kek no you don't. 433 blocks is pretty good going though)

Edit
- lol, ninja'd

Also mama Frigs cake looks cool and interesting and I want to know what's in it more than any other bullshit staph has ever talked about.