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And again, it's the version Meghan allowed him to tell. Always remember that.
Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle
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And again, it's the version Meghan allowed him to tell. Always remember that.
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That's how I felt when he recounted how he had to hide in the bathroom or something similar when they ordered room services after spending the night together at a hotel. Extremely classy and refined.
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Guess I'm dated, but I like the kitchen. Nice big space.
But I would actually COOK in it, not do whatever Meghan is doing.
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It’s not dated by any standard other than Meghan’s (or her alogs’) own. It’s not like the Rekieta kitchen or the Guidice kitchen. But Meggot wouldn’t settle for showing off anything less than the best and most expensive newness. Personally, I love the tiles and blue wood of the island.
There have been hundreds of bylines written about this bitch’s dumb show, but I think this one is the best and most lethal. Enjoy.
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I love that people used this woman to attack the monarchy when she's as shallow and classist if not more than most of them and now they have to continue defending her no matter what. I don't even care about the monarchy i just find it very funny.
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Who gives a fuck there's no law saying an American nobody has to ignore foreign royal protocols.
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Yeah I admire everybody’s scruples here but I’d do a quick bob every Sunday at church to my grandma-in-law for the opportunity to wear the least of whatever they have squirreled away in the Tower of London twice a year.
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Remember before the wedding when feminist writer Germaine Greer was attacked by the left for predicting Meghan would “bolt”? It’s so fun to watch these six years on and see how very right she was. (Extra fun is her attacking Meghan’s “unstylish” clothing and “cow turd” hat.)
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Apparently, she brought Alice Waters on the show. I wish she'd bring Alice Cooper.
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Yeah and Alice seemed very trepidatious the entire time. They’d never even met prior to shooting the episode. (I guessed she has some kind of neurological ailment and IIRC that was confirmed after the show dropped.) I really don’t care for the politics of food propagated by that crowd, who don’t have the foggiest notion of how poorer people have an urgent need to use their time to earn more income, not gaff around making homemade vegetable stocks and time-consuming recipes. But I do like Waters’ book Chez Panisse Vegetables.
The Queen of Autists
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Oh my gosh, more Megan in the daily mail!
This one has the guy who used to be in charge of vanity fair saying she’s out of touch with facts and reality and describes a hilarious feud going on now with Gweneth paletroll: a breakfast war, GP and her friend made fun of Megan in a really bitchy way and then Megan went and did some subliminal dog whistling to show her, I’ve already forgotten what I’ve read but it was funny while I was reading it lol, here it is:
This one has the guy who used to be in charge of vanity fair saying she’s out of touch with facts and reality and describes a hilarious feud going on now with Gweneth paletroll: a breakfast war, GP and her friend made fun of Megan in a really bitchy way and then Megan went and did some subliminal dog whistling to show her, I’ve already forgotten what I’ve read but it was funny while I was reading it lol, here it is:
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New posts from instagram.
“My H” took a video shooting straight into the sun of a flock of birds.
Merching her clothes on shopmy.us/ms . She makes commissions from the links. This is going to be interesting because this will inform us more clearly exactly what financial bracket she is attempting to cater to. I’m busy but I’ll go through this later today if somebody doesn’t get to it.
Maya Brenner necklace - $500
Slow-dripping Harry into letting her be a momfluencer
“My H” took a video shooting straight into the sun of a flock of birds.
Merching her clothes on shopmy.us/ms . She makes commissions from the links. This is going to be interesting because this will inform us more clearly exactly what financial bracket she is attempting to cater to. I’m busy but I’ll go through this later today if somebody doesn’t get to it.
Maya Brenner necklace - $500
Slow-dripping Harry into letting her be a momfluencer
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The Queen of Autists
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She’s just forcing her way into what she wants to be, kind of like how she got with Harry. I guess if you have enough money and you insist on being this “persona” you can, but it’s hilarious the way people see through her. I felt bad for her before until I saw that book review she faked and saw what an ugly, low iq monster links below the surface. Any narcissist, when you see the mask slip, is like this disgusting little beast yelling out, manipulating, trying to make everybody do what it wants, like a grotesque Jim Henson nightmare puppet lol, it’s repulsive actually. She would need a lot of therapy and desire to turn that ship around and like every narcissist she won’t think she has a problem.
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It took her seven years, but she finally turned being legit royalty into being just another bland influencer.
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Skimmed the thread, didn't see anything about this matter of importance. Has anyone mentioned her feet yet?
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Her entire body is just plain strange, her only saving grace is staying relatively thin. Short, super boxy torso, absent calves, marfans feet. IMO she only looks genuinely good in tea length skirts with a waist accent situated 1-2 inches below her natural waist. She would look so much better if she didn’t think she knew better than her stylists.
Ok more from her commissioned links
All $ in USD
Reformation collared shirt - 128
J crew wide leg essential pant - 88 (on sale)
Bleu salt perfect tee - 100
Heidi Merrick dress - 1350
Nicole linen dress - 324
Jenni Kayne cashmere sweater - 295
Uniqlo trench - 100 (sale)
Mya Brenner necklace - 500
Ariel Gordon earrings - 365
Cesta purse - 750
With nothing underneath boyfriend shirt - 190
Tuckernuck boyfriend shirt - 121
DOEN Jonie top - 198
j crew factory collared shirt - 52
Veronica beard jeans - 298
FRAME jeans - 128
Im a little more than halfway through. So, it seems like she just reached out to a TON of companies for referral links. Anybody who uses those and purchases anything from the site (not necessarily the specific item linked) sends Meghan a commission. I guess later I’ll take a look at Meghan’s closet to see if there’s anything she’s actually worn. I think typically she wears luxury items ($1k+ per item) with some Zara sprinkled in because it is trendy right now.
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Just fucking look at this shit, even without the accompanying eye-watering price tag. Just going by the appearance of the items ('garments' feels unnecessarily complimentary) alone, why??
Meghan - if I, or anyone else, were that desperate to wear a potato sack, there's a bulk grocery chain just down the road. I don't need your recommendations of which potato sack to wear, because they're all formless, utilitarian beige abominations that wouldn't look out of place in a prison exercise yard.
Walmart won't even charge you $500 for the bag, and now you look just like the Duchess of Sussex (tm)! What an absolute W.
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Notice in today’s photo of her with the kids (shot from behind, of course) that Lili is also dressed in beige like mommy.
I wonder how long it will take for her to persuade Harry to let her go full mommy blogger and show the kids’ faces. The way she’s used them to tease her show launch and ongoing promotion is pretty sick — considering all the moralizing they’ve done about it — even without showing them fully. People have been speculating that Archie is on the spectrum, which is kind of mean but I see why.
As for Meghan’s body and her inability to dress it in a flattering way, I’m just gonna leave this here:
She should have stuck with the way the Suits stylists dressed her.
I wonder how long it will take for her to persuade Harry to let her go full mommy blogger and show the kids’ faces. The way she’s used them to tease her show launch and ongoing promotion is pretty sick — considering all the moralizing they’ve done about it — even without showing them fully. People have been speculating that Archie is on the spectrum, which is kind of mean but I see why.
As for Meghan’s body and her inability to dress it in a flattering way, I’m just gonna leave this here:
She should have stuck with the way the Suits stylists dressed her.
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I'll do you one better:
This abomination would not look good on anyone, but especially not on her. Gag. Her nonexistent breasts look like they're padded with those puffed-air things you get in Amazon boxes. It's even worse with the gaudy huge train attached:
It makes her look like a tank. When a woman has no waist and a soda-can torso, you cannot cut her off at the waist like that with a dress. Princess seams would be much more flattering on someone like her.
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