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After actually watching some of the new AC game I gotta say it really feels like Yasuke Simulator wasn't very far off. I am flabbergasted. Have yall heard the final boss OST yet? Is that normal? That can't be right can it? Am I missing something?
You mean the fight where
  • An angry black man
  • is fighting a man significantly smaller and weaker than him
  • who is also begging for his life
  • and the calls for mercy are completely ignored by the black man
  • while hip-hop music plays
  • that features a bunch of black guys chanting something that sounds like "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG TUNA"?
 
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Yes, and this is a thing to flesh out more in the actual One Piece thread, but to laser focus on something that was a more for fun thing in the SBS and use it as an excuse to do the standard Netflix diversity thing is expected. Oda had final say surely, but who they put in front of him was always going to be what you'd expect.

They sidelined and messed with extremely important plot and characters that would/will have horrific cascading ramifications down the line in the storytelling, but this one small hypothetical scenario is the one thing they have to be ironclad on for pure reasons of keeping the 'integrity of the story', surly. The large amount of race swaps of secondary characters, always to darker skin, is just further proof.
Eiichiro Oda is first and foremost a Japanese comic artist. His main expertise is drawing cartoons in Japanese, not picking decent English speaking actors (or really any facet of film making). Oda's involvement, much like the so called historian's involvement, was just a smoke screen. Let's say that Lockley wasn't a complete charlatan, if some parts were incredibly historically inaccurate was Ubisoft gonna waste the time and money to rework it to make it accurate? No. Likewise, let's say that Oda found his balls and said some scene or sequence sucked ass. Was Netflix gonna go ahead and do reshoots to appease him? Absolutely not.
 
This is Stevie Bonifield, the one that made the PC Gamer clickbait article kissing the ass of Ubisoft and Assassin's Creed Shadows. Notice that he's another typical soyboy-looking beta cuck of a clickbait journalist. And noticing he's a member of Diversity; he's a diversity cuck too. And a bonus meme just for shits and giggles.
His certainty that Shadows is going to be a huge hit seems just a tad premature. With PC gaming being bigger than ever, it's pretty retarded to take Odysseys slightly lower peak Steam player counts from 8 years and so confidently declare Shadows a hit. I think it was last year Capcom have stated half units sold are on PC, which is a pretty big deal for a publisher that's traditionally been much more console focused. But I guess compared to Ubisoft's string of massive failures over the last few years, I guess you could spin Shadows being a relative 'hit' even if it fails to break even.
 
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I saw that article before he closed down the comments, and it was funny how even people supporting the game were questioning the retarded comparison to The Last Samurai. I remember a huge amount of fuss when that film came out.
Tom Cruise's Character wasn't even the titular "Last Samurai" in that movie, hell Cruise's character wasn't even a samurai, he was just an outsider who joined the samurai's cause.

The "last samurai" was Katsumoto (who was loosely based on his historical counterpart Saigō Takamori, and was actually called "the last samurai" irl), played by Ken Watanabe. HIM being the last samurai was kind of a big fucking deal in the movie. The finale hinges on it when Algren gives the Emperor Katsumoto's sword and tells him not to forget the past.

Not to mention that movie came out TWENTY TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. How is it even remotely relevant to the discussion besides lazy whataboutism?
 
Tom Cruise's Character wasn't even the titular "Last Samurai" in that movie, hell Cruise's character wasn't even a samurai, he was just an outsider who joined the samurai's cause.

The "last samurai" was Katsumoto (who was loosely based on his historical counterpart Saigō Takamori, and was actually called "the last samurai" irl), played by Ken Watanabe. HIM being the last samurai was kind of a big fucking deal in the movie. The finale hinges on it when Algren gives the Emperor Katsumoto's sword and tells him not to forget the past.

Not to mention that movie came out TWENTY TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. How is it even remotely relevant to the discussion besides lazy whataboutism?
Because this genderspecial obviously heard the jokes about the last samurai being a white dude, which were posted at the time and many times since but of course it's super reductive and actually believing that means someone didn't watch the movie.

Yasuke disappeared from the historical record after what, not even 2 years? There's not a chance in hell he was ever anything resembling a samurai unless Nobunaga dressed him up as one to act as the pet clown he treated him as.
 
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Don't listen to the Doomcuck of vidya, lol.

>Really enjoying
>Return to form

Why it's always those two buzzwords?
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Wasn't AC Mirage already advertised as a return to form?

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Yasuke disappeared from the historical record after what, not even 2 years? There's not a chance in hell he was ever anything resembling a samurai unless Nobunaga dressed him up as one to act as the pet clown he treated him as.
Iirc he was in Japan for 3 years total, and only spent 18 months of that under Nobunaga. Not only is there a zero percent chance Yasuke was an actual samurai (for fucks sake they didn't even bother to write down the guys actual name, "Yasuke" was just his japanese nickname), there's a zero percent chance he could even read or speak Japanese beyond basic "go here, hold this" commands.

Illiterate foreigners that can do nothing but lift heavy shit and scare people are not elevated into upper caste status in less than a year.

Even the guy who the Shogun TV show was based on, William Adams (who was a REAL, DOCCUMENTED FOREIGN SAMURAI, title and everything) offered valuable military intel and strategies to his new Lord, along with aiding in the construction of new western weapons and ships, which is why he was given the title and status. He also lived in Japan for the rest of his life and still has decedents there to this day, unlike Legendary Samurai Yasuke who vanished and was never heard from again.
 
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2 million "players" (not sales) for a tentpole game like this is kind of pathetic isn't it? Especially how insanely fucking bloated budgets for this crap is becoming. Spiderman 2 sold 10 million and they still fired people.

Won't be sad to see Ubisoft scraped off the pavement by the Chinese. Hope Bioware dies next.
 
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Iirc he was in Japan for 3 years total, and only spent 18 months of that under Nobunaga. Not only is there a zero percent chance Yasuke was an actual samurai (for fucks sake they didn't even bother to write down the guys actual name, "Yasuke" was just his japanese nickname), there's a zero percent chance he could even read or speak Japanese beyond basic "go here, hold this" commands.

Illiterate foreigners that can do nothing but lift heavy shit and scare people are not elevated into upper caste status in less than a year.

Even the guy who the Shogun TV show was based on, William Adams (who was a REAL, DOCCUMENTED FOREIGN SAMURAI, title and everything) offered valuable military intel and strategies to his new Lord, along with aiding in the construction of new western weapons and ships, which is why he was given the title and status. He also lived in Japan for the rest of his life and still has decedents there to this day, unlike Legendary Samurai Yasuke who vanished and was never heard from again.
Also how he left the historical record points to him not being a Samurai. Once Oda was betrayed and attacked by the rebel army, Yasuke did fight a little bit in self defence, but ultimately surrendered and handed his weapon over. The guy leading the rebellion decided to spare Yasuke because he was basically Oda's pet who posed no threat and returned him to the Jesuits to avoid an international incident and stay on their good side.

If Yasuke was a Samurai he would have been way more ride or die with Oda and refused surrender. Even if he is captured leaving him alive would be too dangerous for the rebels as executing the remaining Oda's officers and inner circle would be high on their priority list.

A black guy who was a Japanese warlords novelty courtier is already interesting enough, I don't know why they need to make him a Samurai outside of jealousy that a white guy was made a Samurai.
 
Also how he left the historical record points to him not being a Samurai. Once Oda was betrayed and attacked by the rebel army, Yasuke did fight a little bit in self defence, but ultimately surrendered and handed his weapon over. The guy leading the rebellion decided to spare Yasuke because he was basically Oda's pet who posed no threat and returned him to the Jesuits to avoid an international incident and stay on their good side.

If Yasuke was a Samurai he would have been way more ride or die with Oda and refused surrender. Even if he is captured leaving him alive would be too dangerous for the rebels as executing the remaining Oda's officers and inner circle would be high on their priority list.

A black guy who was a Japanese warlords novelty courtier is already interesting enough, I don't know why they need to make him a Samurai outside of jealousy that a white guy was made a Samurai.
It also makes for a better character in a video game, you know, where you start off at level 1?

Yasuke survives Oda's fall and picks up some shitty armour and a dull blade and has to survive as the only nigger in japan basically hiding in the woods and surviving off mushrooms and carrion
 
It also makes for a better character in a video game, you know, where you start off at level 1?

Yasuke survives Oda's fall and picks up some shitty armour and a dull blade and has to survive as the only nigger in japan basically hiding in the woods and surviving off mushrooms and carrion
Better yet make him a side character. Have the Jesuits be Templars trying to get Oda into their club so they have influence all though Japan while Yasuke is an assassin in deep undercover as a slave to spy on Oda and monitor the situation. He could even be the main mission giver because his role as a spy means he can give the ninja girl intel on HVTs on the Templar conspiracy. Once everything is done Yasuke "surrenders" to the assassin sympathetic rebels and is "returned to the Jesuits" when in reality he is leaving Japan to start his next mission.

Boom you got a cool black guy to satisfy the DEIs that doesn't piss off everybody due to gross creative liberties.
 
Better yet make him a side character. Have the Jesuits be Templars trying to get Oda into their club so they have influence all though Japan while Yasuke is an assassin in deep undercover as a slave to spy on Oda and monitor the situation. He could even be the main mission giver because his role as a spy means he can give the ninja girl intel on HVTs on the Templar conspiracy. Once everything is done Yasuke "surrenders" to the assassin sympathetic rebels and is "returned to the Jesuits" when in reality he is leaving Japan to start his next mission.

Boom you got a cool black guy to satisfy the DEIs that doesn't piss off everybody due to gross creative liberties.
Not good enough, Floyd-San needs to stick his BBC into small, tiny, pathetic Japanese men as they beg for mercy and be Oda's number one bro and his most respected soldier. Anything less and we might offend some people(those that matter, fuck those racist slant-eyed chuds)
 
Except they're not trying to pass shit off as reality and making strides towards rewriting some other cultures history.
I was thinking about why out of all the historical fiction about Japan, why is Shadows the one to draw controversy and it's exactly what you said. Last Samurai was popular there and that's just as accurate as Shadows, I'm pretty sure they liked Shogun too. Nioh also had Yasuke but no one minded because that game is a fantasy (so I'm told, I never played it myself). I remember when Unity came out, Ubisoft caught flack for portraying the Revolution as the secret bad guys but they waved it off saying "it's historical fiction, guys" and that was the end of that. They said no such thing here and it makes you wonder if there would have any blowback if they just said it's fiction.
 
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I was thinking about why out of all the historical fiction about Japan, why is Shadows is the one to draw controversy and it's exactly what you said. Last Samurai was popular there and that's just as accurate as Shadows, I'm pretty sure they liked Shogun too. Nioh also had Yasuke but no one minded because that game is a fantasy (so I'm told, I never played it myself). I remember when Unity came out, Ubisoft caught flack for portraying the Revolution as the secret bad guys but they waved it off saying "it's historical fiction, guys" and that was the end of that. They said no such thing here and it makes you wonder if there would have any blowback if they just said it's fiction.
Shadows is some bipolar woman's BBC fanfic meant to humiliate and shame Japanese, much in the way Europeans are made to feel sorry for their history and culture every day. They didn't count on Japanese not giving a single shit about being "racist" and calling this shit out when they see it.

Now compare that with the pathetic pussy-footing we've seen with KCD2, which is just as "historically accurate" as Shadows.
 
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