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Sloppa said:
Look at his little stubby baby hands, also his head is gigantic but he has narrow shoulders like a girl, it's very strange, his entire physiognomy. He looked much more normal as a fat pig, now he looks like an extra from Andor, put him in a brown robe and he could pass as some alien mechanic pottering around in the background.
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He has little toddler hands and feetses, little twiglike arms and legs, an oversized bloated torso with hanging folds of flesh, a back hump and a big ole melon head - several of which are Cushingoid features which some have speculated about. Overall just a wretched and grotesque blob of a creature.
 
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deeman said:
All this googling for Warski in dresses perhaps made him realize his true pig-feelings, are we in for a "coming out of the closet barn" saga?
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As was already posted, Ralph admitted he needed rehab to quit taking dicks in his ass. Maybe catching AIDS scared him straight.
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
I know that Ralph never keeps his word, but if the Kino Casino Alogs are really that bad to drive Ralph away from them and towards the casino (even briefly), what does that say about the Casino Alogs? Truly?
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The Casino Alogs are exactly what Warski deserves.
 
Ralph has been fighting with Kill Kino Kasino on Xitter (for those that don't know KKK is the guy that BTFO Ryan Harkness and Vito on The Fuck Warski Festival) which culminated in this Xeet. Gotta say I dig the wigger Palpetine look.
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Twitter user killkinokasino has made the unfortunate move of being perceived as snaking Ralph:
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KillKinoKasino replies to Ryan Harkness, telling him he defends pedophiles and also has disgusting rotting black teeth (because he does) Ralph replies to him re-iterating his thoughts on "comedy" as Ralph continues to destroy everything around him in hopes of impressing Vito so he can get back in the good graces of Daddy Dax:
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KillKinoKasino begs Ralph to cut it out, as he needs to sleep and go to his job tomorrow:
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Which would then be followed up with Ralphs embarrassing promo where he has his hood up indoors and mocks KKK for being a productive member of society:
BigFatSweatyMan said:
Ralph has been fighting with Kill Kino Kasino on Xitter (for those that don't know KKK is the guy that BTFO Ryan Harkness and Vito on The Fuck Warski Festival) which culminated in this Xeet. Gotta say I dig the wigger Palpetine look.
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I believe Ralph is attempting to be a Memphis OG negro and wear a hood before busting a cap in his ass, yo. In reality, he looks like a big fat gay baby dying of AIDS attempting to hide a bald spot:
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Ralph brings out the retorts (He's Retorted)
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is that... CWC Cola?! :cryblood:
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do you see the imagery here? He's literally being crucified for comedy! Do you understand!? Do You Understand?!?!
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Ralph Retorting into another dimension
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You might be asking why Ralph is so angry at KKK. The reason, is because it would actually be KKKs reaction to Vitos kids fucking jokes Vito made right before leaving the stream, that would be the initial downfall of the entire Fuck Warski Festival. Since Ralph has to play defense for Vito in hopes of feeling the warm embrace of his e-daddies arms again, Ralph has decided to place all the blame on KKK to save face with Ralphs remaining supporters. uh-mayzin!
 
BigFatSweatyMan said:
Ralph declares TOTAL CHEMO CASINO AMNESTY.
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lmfao lmfao lmfao

so if you missed the Fuck Warski Festival, I tuned in just long enough to hear some crackwhore drone on, and then get interupted by Richard Spencer joining. Richard had nothing to say about Warski, and his presence was bizarre, but I think Ralph had invited him. Spencer proceeded to talk about lofty political shit that Ralph has no interest in.

However, notably, Richard Spencer condemned e-drama as being "gossips", apparently completely unaware of what fucking show he was on. Spencer of course said that Ralph (who does nothing but scream at people on his show) 'dabbled in' e-drama but was not a "gossip".

After this, he got into a fight with perspic and then started screaming at me, in particular GLOATING that he had THE RICHARD SPENCER on his show talking about GLOBAL POLITICS. So Spencer is his daddy and he's very proud of his daddy.

I have a feeling that Daddy Spencer makng fun of gossips really hurt Ralph's feelings, and kind of like Chris-Chan calling people 'naive' because that is what people said to him, he's just going to start denouncing the 'gossips' while running a gossip show and hosting a blog that is nothing but a collection of tear-stained diary entries about every person he burned a bridge with.
 
Die For Me! said:
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I thought I entered Chantel's thread by accident.

Null said:
After this, he got into a fight with perspic and then started screaming at me, in particular GLOATING that he had THE RICHARD SPENCER on his show talking about GLOBAL POLITICS. So Spencer is his daddy and he's very proud of his daddy.
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That was so incredibly pathetic. Who in 2025 cares about Richard Spencer?
:diddler:>YEWWW MUZ BE JEALUSSS THAT I GOT T-H-E RICHARD SPENCER ON
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Who?
No one cares.
 
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