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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Makoto Niijima said:
The Casino should fuck with Ralph like Ralph did to them.

This shit is so obvious, Ralph is a washed up has been.

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Honestly what could they even do?
What could they even say?

That ralph is an alcoholic, drug addicted, syphilitic, child abusing, poor, low IQ, overweight, misshapen, gunted, small penis having, sex offending, shit sniffing, revenge porn posting, simping, thin skinned, washed, no friend having, cuckolded, backstabbing, childish, wife beating, rehab dodging, head mate talking to sack of shit.

Everyone already knows that.
 
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Sloppa said:
Look at his little stubby baby hands, also his head is gigantic but he has narrow shoulders like a girl, it's very strange, his entire physiognomy. He looked much more normal as a fat pig, now he looks like an extra from Andor, put him in a brown robe and he could pass as some alien mechanic pottering around in the background.
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He has little toddler hands and feetses, little twiglike arms and legs, an oversized bloated torso with hanging folds of flesh, a back hump and a big ole melon head - several of which are Cushingoid features which some have speculated about. Overall just a wretched and grotesque blob of a creature.
 
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deeman said:
All this googling for Warski in dresses perhaps made him realize his true pig-feelings, are we in for a "coming out of the closet barn" saga?
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As was already posted, Ralph admitted he needed rehab to quit taking dicks in his ass. Maybe catching AIDS scared him straight.
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Twitter user killkinokasino has made the unfortunate move of being perceived as snaking Ralph:
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KillKinoKasino replies to Ryan Harkness, telling him he defends pedophiles and also has disgusting rotting black teeth (because he does) Ralph replies to him re-iterating his thoughts on "comedy" as Ralph continues to destroy everything around him in hopes of impressing Vito so he can get back in the good graces of Daddy Dax:
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KillKinoKasino begs Ralph to cut it out, as he needs to sleep and go to his job tomorrow:
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Which would then be followed up with Ralphs embarrassing promo where he has his hood up indoors and mocks KKK for being a productive member of society:
BigFatSweatyMan said:
Ralph has been fighting with Kill Kino Kasino on Xitter (for those that don't know KKK is the guy that BTFO Ryan Harkness and Vito on The Fuck Warski Festival) which culminated in this Xeet. Gotta say I dig the wigger Palpetine look.
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I believe Ralph is attempting to be a Memphis OG negro and wear a hood before busting a cap in his ass, yo. In reality, he looks like a big fat gay baby dying of AIDS attempting to hide a bald spot:
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Ralph brings out the retorts (He's Retorted)
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is that... CWC Cola?! :cryblood:
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do you see the imagery here? He's literally being crucified for comedy! Do you understand!? Do You Understand?!?!
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Ralph Retorting into another dimension
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You might be asking why Ralph is so angry at KKK. The reason, is because it would actually be KKKs reaction to Vitos kids fucking jokes Vito made right before leaving the stream, that would be the initial downfall of the entire Fuck Warski Festival. Since Ralph has to play defense for Vito in hopes of feeling the warm embrace of his e-daddies arms again, Ralph has decided to place all the blame on KKK to save face with Ralphs remaining supporters. uh-mayzin!
 
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