Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Flora Fox]

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Still recruiting for the polycule.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If you're buying your rice in a cellophane bag at the supermarket, rather than by the sackful at a place where it was transported by donkeys, it doesn't need washing. People say 'but muh starch!' I washed religiously for years. I stopped about five years ago. There's no discernable difference.

I thought it was an old Chinese practice because communist rice had antimony (or some other chemical) in it from soil uptake that immigrants from China continued our of tradition from their grandmothers?

Say, wasn't there a story about Kayla hitting hard on Andy a good while back? Maybe Nick is so mad at Warski because he was hoping to get to guzzle some dick back then too, just like he's eternally pissed at Aaron for leaving him these days.

When did they meet? Wouldn't suprise me either way

There were some 'stories' floating around TDS fan-circles that Kayla hit on Andy in Knoxville, but those never were proven or gained much traction. Andy hyped up the story and added more details when the Casino started covering Rekieta. Who know the truth?

AltisticRight is Australian IIRC, thongs are our word for "flip-flops".

Ah... I love seeing the differences in American and Commonwealth English variants... Especially when the meanings are offensive or suggestive in only one!

Today, it dawned on me that Nick's sentencing is on Good Friday.

How much you wanna bet this blasphemer brings out his BDSM cross and claims he's just like Our Lord because da gubbmint and the incel prude nerds are crucifying a poor family man for having fun?

*Insert Barabbas joke here*

Nick will still probably see himself as Jesus.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick's reaction was "You have to do that any time you want and every time I ask." I think he may have misinterpreted Spacey's character.

It really now just comes down to who is going to play Colonel Fitts' role in the denouement of Nick's fantasy?
Just have to keep him from drunk driving the Rustang into a tree long enough for it to become a reality.

 

[Maraschino]

I thought it was an old Chinese practice because communist rice had antimony (or some other chemical) in it from soil uptake that immigrants from China continued our of tradition from their grandmothers?

Washing rice is primarily to lessen the likelihood of rice grains sticking together because of excess starch. Most dishes do want rice grain separation.

However, there are a few dishes which specifically require you to keep the rice unwashed, because you want the starch to remain to create the desired texture: risotto and paella are just a couple, but rice pudding (while a dessert) also wants the starch.

 

[Melty Butter]

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Faggot in the SimpCast chat. I'll let you know if anything interesting happens.

EDIT: He was upset that she didn't read one of his chats that he did not pay for, so he just ended up paying for it anyway. Chrissie seemed happy to see him and thanked him for the superchats.
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That's all. He was only in there for a few minutes.

He's desperate. He probably thinks an 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' due to Keanu.

That's not exactly the case if you believe Keanu. (I scrubbed through her interview with Kevin Brennan a few days ago )

Chrissie/Frank have banished Keanu from Simpcast due to her joking words about Jesus being gay and Melonie Mac being a grifter fraud. Keanu said she'll always be friends with Chrissie but she no longer "fits" (or words to that effect) with Simpcast.

This smells like Frank being the slimy, slippery, copyright-claiming control freak he's widely rumored to be. The irony is that Keanu was one of the brightest lights (it's a dim crowd) on that show, and Chrissie's view #s are horrible. They could use some controversy versus air-brained commentary about how girls dress in Barcelona.

ETA: Ha! Look who just showed up. Keanu, are you among us?

 

[TexOffender]

Still recruiting for the polycule.

Worked before, that's how he met April.

 

[200MB]

Still recruiting for the polycule.

I feel kinda bad for Nick's next boyfriend. He'll always be trying to live up to the Toe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has no clue what Chad Zumock gets paid for his sets (he opens for Nick Swardson, Sam Tripoli and others), let alone how long they are. But that’s no barrier to lying when you’re a degenerate piece of shit! At this point I think lying is easier for Nick than breathing.

 

[Swole McPole]

Washing rice is primarily to lessen the likelihood of rice grains sticking together because of excess starch. Most dishes do want rice grain separation.

This was what I was always told. I'm generally buying basmati rice of Indian origin. Since I stopped washing, I've never had any problems with grain seperation at all.

But I just Googled it and now I'm going back to washing.

 

[Captain Manning]

His embarrassing rant also brought some of the more pathetic KF users out of the shadows to cheer him on. Imagine hearing that horseshit and deciding Nick was your guy. If they weren’t so stupid they’d have been humiliated.

Only a few though.

Overall, I have to say that I firmly believe the vast majority of users on this site, and especially this thread, are fundamentally decent people. I take it on faith none of you have ever fed coke to an 8 year old.

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Faggot in the SimpCast chat. I'll let you know if anything interesting happens.

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That's all. He was only in there for a few minutes.

"the quartering I'm going to dry hump your beard."


Everything with this man HAS to be sexual now. It's creepy AF.

*Insert Barabbas joke here*

Nick will still probably see himself as Jesus.

He'll try to be both. Because Barabbas was the one they set free and he has said Jesus was wrong for sacrificing himself.

The irony is that Keanu was one of the brightest lights (it's a dim crowd) on that show,

What show are you watching? Every woman on that show, including Keanu, has been an airheaded bimbo and a discredit to womankind.

Except for Keri Smith...

...and I suppose Brittany Venti could be genuinely funny at times. She hasn't been on there in a long time though.

I still like that time @Strix454 did a summary of a Simpcast where they were discussing Nick, and he just referred to the panel as Whore 1, Whore 2, etc.. Because who really gives a shit?

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"Your comedy career is worse than my legal career."


That's debatable. Zumock has actually made me laugh a couple of times.

Like that time he roasted Nick and April. Nick was probably the one that struck that clip off @elb and Stallyn's channels like a little bitch, because it was legit funny and his ego couldn't take it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Still recruiting for the polycule.

He wants to talk to any woman but his wife

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's debatable.

I can’t find Nick’s full set, just a short clip Balldo’s Gate posted. All I remember was how nervous and unfunny it was.

Guess what Nick’s done that Chad never has? Gotten his 8 year old child high on cocaine. And Nick will never be allowed to forget it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick cope-splains his suicide baiting.


He's actually a based dad who didnu nothin' wrong ya honor. (Wouldn't this lend to the theory that the kids were constantly exposed to his drug abusing alcoholism?)


Chad Zumock points out the hypocrisy of Melton and his gaggle of pedophile faggots. Nick ignores this and goes for the "I'm too cool to pay attention to this" defence while paying attention to it.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really now just comes down to who is going to play Colonel Fitts' role in the denouement of Nick's fantasy?
Just have to keep him from drunk driving the Rustang into a tree long enough for it to become a reality.

I think that Nick saw his suicide attempt as an analogue (even if he'd never go through with it cuz he's a narcissist). Nick wanted to "be free" (selfish asshole that gave up his cushy life for hedonism at the expense of his family) and then tragically die, but it's ok because his kids will grow up fine due to Nick raising them so well (he starved them, drove them around while drunk, and fed them cocaine)

Fitting because he's also a closeted homosexual like Fitts

 

[Stiffy]

How is Nick online so much? It's as if he has no life, no aspirations, and no hope beyond being an emaciated, junkie/alkie cuckhold that everyone just laughs at now, including a talking orange! hahahahahahahaha

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's on a spree tonight as those pesky kids are over at Grandma's. No little ankle biters to interrupt his public embarrassment of his family.


Nick pretends he has any meaningful YouTube revenue when he streams once every three months.

But wait a minute Nick. You make so much off YouTube but you can't afford your CLEs to rejoin the Minnesota Bar Association? Which one is true!

And lastly, Nick feels the need to Correct. The. Record. for a shitty LLM AI. Maybe he can sue Elon for defamation?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

And lastly, Nick feels the need to Correct. The. Record. for a shitty LLM AI. Maybe he can sue Elon for defamation?

Oh... His brain is so full of holes he doesn't realize its an AI does he?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick cope-splains his suicide baiting

Nick's a shitty liar. There's literally no other way to interpret "I tried to die" other than a suicide attempt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick pretends he has any meaningful YouTube revenue when he streams once every three months.

I hope nobody asks him about the status of his “Rumble deal.” That would be rather awkward.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He wants to talk to any woman but his wife

I think you mean, he wants to talk to any woman that's a man.