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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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BigFatSweatyMan said:
Ralph declares TOTAL CHEMO CASINO AMNESTY.
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lmfao lmfao lmfao

so if you missed the Fuck Warski Festival, I tuned in just long enough to hear some crackwhore drone on, and then get interupted by Richard Spencer joining. Richard had nothing to say about Warski, and his presence was bizarre, but I think Ralph had invited him. Spencer proceeded to talk about lofty political shit that Ralph has no interest in.

However, notably, Richard Spencer condemned e-drama as being "gossips", apparently completely unaware of what fucking show he was on. Spencer of course said that Ralph (who does nothing but scream at people on his show) 'dabbled in' e-drama but was not a "gossip".

After this, he got into a fight with perspic and then started screaming at me, in particular GLOATING that he had THE RICHARD SPENCER on his show talking about GLOBAL POLITICS. So Spencer is his daddy and he's very proud of his daddy.

I have a feeling that Daddy Spencer makng fun of gossips really hurt Ralph's feelings, and kind of like Chris-Chan calling people 'naive' because that is what people said to him, he's just going to start denouncing the 'gossips' while running a gossip show and hosting a blog that is nothing but a collection of tear-stained diary entries about every person he burned a bridge with.
 
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Die For Me! said:
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Ralph brings out the retorts (He's Retorted)
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I thought I entered Chantel's thread by accident.

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After this, he got into a fight with perspic and then started screaming at me, in particular GLOATING that he had THE RICHARD SPENCER on his show talking about GLOBAL POLITICS. So Spencer is his daddy and he's very proud of his daddy.
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That was so incredibly pathetic. Who in 2025 cares about Richard Spencer?
:diddler:>YEWWW MUZ BE JEALUSSS THAT I GOT T-H-E RICHARD SPENCER ON
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Zzzz
Who?
No one cares.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
:story: The Fuck Warski Festival folds so badly that Ralph cashes in his chips and joins the House. What a hoot! :story:
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Say what you will about the quality of the KC kontent, but you cant really knock their their grift game. It's the top of the sektur.
Kick pays out 95% of the sub amount. KC subs cost 4.99. So some paypig drops 100 subs that's $475 right in to their pocket. They get multiples of that each show. I rarely log in and I am a 18 month subscriber from gifted subs. That means paypigs have given them 90 bux for me just clicking the notify bell on their channel.

Ralph barely makes $400 after 12 hours on a show he has been hyping for days with multiple guests. And who knows how much of that is fake dono's and what cut he has to give his sketchy superchat platform.

KC is clearing enough to afford them 2 Toronto apartments, their own cars, and enough food to keep PPP fat. Ralph is down so bad he can barely afford living in a mexican crackshack with no car. And now his only option left is to grovel to the fucking Kemo Casino. Couldn't be me.
 
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"I'm literally Ralph's strongest soldier"
After hearing his voice on persips stream I can tell KillKinoKasino sounds like a massive faggot and doesn't venture outside or interacts with normal people. Normal people don't online name themselves towards a vendetta to a middling online show no normal person gives a fuck about.
 
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It's nice to see that Ralph is dedicated to the game. Nick Rekieta reached some incredible new heights last year and managed to become more of a degenerate than Ralph so what does my boy do? Goes out and collects every STD he can, even going so far to pick up the rare Vickers Family Cuck AIDS. The man is a champion plain and simple.
 
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The Casino, and some within our own Sektur, had conspired to create the shadow of Kino using one of their own as the enemy's grifter. They had hoped to grind the Killstream into ruin, if you want to know the truth about it.

The attempt on my gunt has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger, BISH, motherFUCKER. The fuck warski festival is over. The Cokehead and the whale have been defeated, and the paypig rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.

In order to ensure we hit the goal, and continuing streaks, theralphretort.com will be sold to pajeets and reorganized into ralphretort.com, for a safe and secure BPD web diary, which I assure you will last for 10,000 years! What dew yew think about that, A-Lawgs?
 
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Total Casino Detractor Implosion by the simple act of Ralph being unable to stay on fucking topic and derailing the entire Fuck Warski Festival to simp for Richard Spencer. :story:

I've seen kindergarteners develop better itineraries for their school play – better acting too!
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Total Casino Detractor Implosion by the simple act of Ralph being unable to stay on fucking topic and derailing the entire Fuck Warski Festival to simp for Richard Spencer. :story:

I've seen kindergarteners develop better itineraries for their school play – better acting too!
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Kino Casino now needs Ralph to cohost the Fuck Casino Detractors festival. WHOOOOOOAHHHHH NIGGERRRRRR
 
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Null said:
lmfao lmfao lmfao

so if you missed the Fuck Warski Festival, I tuned in just long enough to hear some crackwhore drone on, and then get interupted by Richard Spencer joining. Richard had nothing to say about Warski, and his presence was bizarre, but I think Ralph had invited him. Spencer proceeded to talk about lofty political shit that Ralph has no interest in.

However, notably, Richard Spencer condemned e-drama as being "gossips", apparently completely unaware of what fucking show he was on. Spencer of course said that Ralph (who does nothing but scream at people on his show) 'dabbled in' e-drama but was not a "gossip".

After this, he got into a fight with perspic and then started screaming at me, in particular GLOATING that he had THE RICHARD SPENCER on his show talking about GLOBAL POLITICS. So Spencer is his daddy and he's very proud of his daddy.

I have a feeling that Daddy Spencer makng fun of gossips really hurt Ralph's feelings, and kind of like Chris-Chan calling people 'naive' because that is what people said to him, he's just going to start denouncing the 'gossips' while running a gossip show and hosting a blog that is nothing but a collection of tear-stained diary entries about every person he burned a bridge with.
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He loves you. I remember watching Chris' arrest when it happened live. Most eyes on the Ralphamale since the Killstream was in its prime. As Chris was being taken away, Ralph was screaming your name. Truly a one of one experience.
 
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Mahavitchnu Orchestra said:
The Faggunt still longing for Jim's embrace, I see...
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right now he has no-one to submit to.
which is s sore place for ralph to be in, in the past he had Jim, Dick, his dad, his father in law even Vito.
but know with no other male to bend the knee to, he is trying to get DSP of all people to be his edaddy.
 
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