Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[NoReturn]

If you go on urlebird and look at the suggested videos for "Glitterandlazers" this is what you see:


This video is FIVE YEARS OLD

 

[SickSadWorld]

Lmao, idgaf, Anna is at least 550. She's literally 5'10" and extremely pear-shaped. She also uses filters in most of her uploaded pics.

Yep, there is no way in hell she’s under 500 lbs. She’s in the 550-575 range

 

[Magic Pickle]

I was just watching a video about "glow ups" as a trend on TikTok*, and after watching these pretty little barely 20-somethings spackle and shave and strap their faces into submission on a regular basis just to avoid looking 25, it actually made seeing Anna's sloppiness all the more jarring. Compared to some of the most popular young ladies on TikTok, Anna looks like a she belongs to a separate species.

Her pivot to munchiedom is wise on her part when you know who she's competing against - I don't think she'd last 15 minutes into one of these girls' 2-hour morning routines involving injected supplements, cardio/strength training on an empty stomach, red light therapy and a 25-step shower routine that uses butt masks. It's almost tragic that her only worth in advertising now requires letting a fraud sever parts of her to encourage others to do the same, but, well, it is Anna, after all. Consider it karmic retribution for Data's mistreatment.

*For anyone curious, this was the video I watched. I don't usually watch this Youtuber so I don't know if she's a dipshit, but I found the video illuminating all the same.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Her brachioplasty took at least 40lbs off of her frame.

No way she lost 40 lbs from that surgery, that’s laughable.

They can only remove maximum of 8 pounds per lipo if it’s just twilight sedation, plus a couple pounds from the brachioplasty.

Brachioplasty can remove 10x more than lipo.

You’re claiming a brachioplasty can remove 80 lbs? Ive never heard anything like that.

Brachioplasty is simply the medical term for an arm lift, specifically the upper arm. It targets your "bat wings," i.e., the fat and loose skin that flaps around after significant weight loss or as you age. The surgeon typically removes this excess skin and subcutaneous fat (fat just beneath the skin) in the area from your armpit (axilla) to your elbow, although the incisions can sometimes extend a bit further. Like liposuction, it's cosmetic surgery, or "body contouring."

The primary purpose of brachioplasty is to tighten loose skin and contour the arm, not to remove fat. Liposuction is what removes fat. IMO the contention that brachioplasty can remove 10X more than lipo, or that Anna lost 40 pounds (18 kg) from doing so is nonsensical.

Even a super morbidly obese person wouldn't have 40 - 80 pounds of loose skin and subcutaneous fat on their upper arms after significant weight loss. Maybe their entire body, but not solely their upper arms. Even then, a surgeon wouldn't remove that amount of extra skin all at once. They would perform 2-4 surgeries on different body areas over several weeks or months in order to minimize complications and allow the body time to properly heal.

The amount of fat and skin a surgeon removes during brachioplasty depends on the patient. Some patients have a lot of loose skin and relatively little subcutaneous fat. With other patients it's vice -versa. Estimates of the amount of skin and fat that can safely be removed in one brachioplasty range from 1-2 pounds per arm to 5-6 pounds per arm (less if twilight sedation is used).

Here's a typical brachioplasty:

Here's an extended brachioplasty, where the incision extends into the chest wall. Still nowhere near 40 lbs of fat and skin removed.

Sorry, but Anna did not lose 40 lbs from her arm surgery. And whatever poundage she did lose seems to have returned to other parts of her body, so net weight loss is probably zero (She may even be a bit heavier now).

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

As a reminder, here is how much skin they removed from one of Anna’s arms, you can see it on the table behind the doctor.

Spoiler: Gross

Just for reference as we sperg over how much weight is missing from her body.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Ok, since you’re so knowledgeable why don’t you enlighten us about it? You’re claiming a brachioplasty can remove 80 lbs? Ive never heard anything like that. Can you explain?

Anyway regardless of how much was removed I agree she has to weigh over 500. It’s hard to comprehend by looking at her pics straight on, a lot of weight is carried on her but/ back / belly . When you compare her to objects like the costco chair she couldnt fit in, it gives you an idea.

You can tell this person is not a doctor and doesn't have actual qualifications because they keep talking about working "in the field." Typical "I know more than the sociopath who went to school for 8+ years because I'm in the trenches!!!" attitude, and yet they don't know that human fat is not as dense and compressed as butter lol. Feel free to ignore

Lmao, idgaf, Anna is at least 550. She's literally 5'10" and extremely pear-shaped. She also uses filters in most of her uploaded pics.

Yeah I'm going to believe my eyes on this one as well. That is, as they say, a big bitch

 

[janeir0]

You can tell this person is not a doctor and doesn't have actual qualifications because they keep talking about working "in the field."

Context clues makes me think it's the dour-faced nurse who weighs people in at Dr Now's clinic! 30+ years of experience of telling fatties to climb on the scale.

 

[GenociderSyo]

It was pretty much shown that when they did lipo they put in a ton and just sucked that out. we saw also the removed arm skin it was small.

 

[Clotso Coof]

This video is FIVE YEARS OLD

Look how much better her skin looks in that video. Worse, it was filmed before today's camera filter technology. It might have had a bit of color correction, but not much more. Think how strong and effective Anna's 2025 should be in comparison.

Sure, five years will put visible aging on a middle aged woman's skin. But that looks more like 15 yrs than 5 yrs. It's scary.

Here's an extended brachioplasty

That woman lost a lot of body weight before she got that surgery. Look at all the loose skin. She's still obese, but she was probably 100+ lbs heavier at some point.

That "before" pic is what Anna would have looked like if she'd dropped 100 lbs before getting a brachioplasty*. It would have been so much better for her arms and for her health. If she really gave a shit about fitness, she would have at least tried.

[*and then turned black]

it's the dour-faced nurse who weighs people in at Dr Now's clinic!

I'm a fan of hers. Most of Dr Now's nurses seem encouraging and positive, which is nice of them. But that cranky brunette nurse lets her face represent the viewers.

 

[NoReturn]

I was just watching a video about "glow ups" as a trend on TikTok*, and after watching these pretty little barely 20-somethings spackle and shave and strap their faces into submission on a regular basis just to avoid looking 25, it actually made seeing Anna's sloppiness all the more jarring. Compared to some of the most popular young ladies on TikTok, Anna looks like a she belongs to a separate species.

Her pivot to munchiedom is wise on her part when you know who she's competing against - I don't think she'd last 15 minutes into one of these girls' 2-hour morning routines involving injected supplements, cardio/strength training on an empty stomach, red light therapy and a 25-step shower routine that uses butt masks. It's almost tragic that her only worth in advertising now requires letting a fraud sever parts of her to encourage others to do the same, but, well, it is Anna, after all. Consider it karmic retribution for Data's mistreatment.

*For anyone curious, this was the video I watched. I don't usually watch this Youtuber so I don't know if she's a dipshit, but I found the video illuminating all the same.

Hannah has a couple good videos like that.
To keep it on topic, they're a good gauge of what is "in" on platforms like TikTok right now, and it tells us what Anna herself is aware of as far as trends go in this sphere. Anna is no Tess Holliday. She does attempt to present "like an influencer" and she does consistently show she's at least aware of what's happening even if it's just as a result of her lying in bed and doomscrolling.

If we look at some of Anna's more recent videos, for example, we can see it's in line with what other people are going. Her swimsuit video uses the same audio as other people are using for working out (and building Gundams, lol), the mall walking video uses audio that's also used for videos of model walks, etc.

 

[PancakePredator]

It's amazing how a fatty could corrupt a concept as simple as meal prep. Shoving takeout food into smaller containers is the most pointless crap I've ever seen.

Especially when she’s going to scarf it all down in one sitting.

 

[often puzzled]

Kate Winslet blessed us with "anna stars in Open Water."

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

"anna stars in Open Water."

Everyone knows whale sharks are filter feeders. Anna would just annoy the prey to death.

 

[Sneedy McSneed]

Yep, there is no way in hell she’s under 500 lbs. She’s in the 550-575 range

When Anna in the middle of her fitness queen phase she held up her apple watch and it showed her walking distance plus calories burned. Someone in this thread did the math and estimated based on that her weight was 575.

 

[CoolFool]

That’s informative and horrifying at the same time. And what caused that woman’s stomach to split vertically?

I absentmindedly glanced at these photos, so it didn't register until I read your comment. You just made me realize I was looking at a stomach and not a huge ass wtf, how does this happen

 

[I call shenanigans]

Here's a typical brachioplasty:

Anna is not, and never will be a “typical” patient. Sure I made a mistake and meant to say 10lbs each arm (20lb overall plus the calves), and I’ll stand by that. BTW, a FUPA is the mons pubis, NOT the pannus.

ETA: added a word.

 

[Artificial Baits]

Repost from Reddit. She did another post in stories about being totally unbothered about bagel gate and keeps trying to rewrite the narrative that people hate on her because big girl eating a bagel and not her acting like giant entitled toddler.

Anyway, I wanted to repost these side by sides because it's clear she's close to her biggest. And this may be with filters and is definitely with compression

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

The way fat people's legs bend at that weird angle like that freaks me the fuck out. Her legs will snap one day, won't they? Look at them.

 

[I call shenanigans]

The way fat people's legs bend at that weird angle like that freaks me the fuck out. Her legs will snap one day, won't they? Look at them.

Deathfat knees always appear to look backwards. Look at Anna, Tess, and Evie and I’m sure you’ll see what I see. You seriously can’t tell the front view from the back view.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She’s very unbothered by last year’s bagel drama