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Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake (and his autistic orbiters) - The head of a massive Touhou Project Xitter clique with an equally as massive cult of personality, (former) Discord Kitten connoiseur, posts autistic photos of plushes, e-beggar, harborer of groomers and cuckholds alike, all-around massive faggot
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I'd like to ask you, what would you think if, instead of focusing solely on Sakuya, he went full-on muslim and incorporated both Hatsune Miku and GFL's M4A1 (his previous) waifus into an equally as full-blown harem?
And for everyone else, I am not sure what kind of cow Blake is, so which forum would you guys put him in?
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What I do find interesting about waifufags is that they choose their waifus to be glorified cum jars despite zem moral standing about "how much they love xeir wifeys" and whatnot. Thats why xey switch xeir waifus so often. And that's why I believe there is a secret goonstash that Blake REALLY doesn't want us to find, and that it won't be filled with Sakuya smut specifically. Blake would never go full Moslem, since that "hurts" the wholesome image xe is trying to convey.
I think it's still a bit early, but only the "Lolcow" or "Community Watch" (because of xis xitter sphere) subforum would be fitting imo.
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I am against moving it to CW because we already have a Touhou thread there, and POIs are just individuals (more comparable to a secret organization than anything) rather than a community. And while he's an annoying pseudo-wholesome beggar with an army of paypigs, that's all of the lolcow behaviour he has exhibited so far. Wonder what will happen with his behaviour once this thread gets out of PG... Speaking of:
Is a pizza delivery in order? In all seriousness, you don't think you're sick, it's not a spectrum, like gender also isn't one. You're either sick or you aren't, so make up your goddamn mind and speak up already. Are you actually sick or just really fucking sad because Marx's death anniversary is today? Isn't that something people should be cheering about? You should, because you ask for money all the time like a classic megacorp would, even though you're an individual, mister Tait. Daddy Marx disapproves of this action. Perhaps you're saying that you're sick so you can just beg for more money?!?
Is a pizza delivery in order? In all seriousness, you don't think you're sick, it's not a spectrum, like gender also isn't one. You're either sick or you aren't, so make up your goddamn mind and speak up already. Are you actually sick or just really fucking sad because Marx's death anniversary is today? Isn't that something people should be cheering about? You should, because you ask for money all the time like a classic megacorp would, even though you're an individual, mister Tait. Daddy Marx disapproves of this action. Perhaps you're saying that you're sick so you can just beg for more money?!?
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@NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C, he's not really Internet Famous aside from the one time he posted that retarded "throws bricks at transphobic people" meme that got the attention of a few accounts on X. The Lolcows sub-forum would be more than adequate for where he is right now.
And as for @Touhou Hater (real), I would like to ask one more thing before this thread does get out of the PG. There's this one mini write-up I did on Emby, another friend of Blake's who he has close connections to.
He's a tranny Californiafag who to my knowledge; does have a history of flaking out on commissions, owner of a few fumos, is also a yuritard and fat enthusiast just like Blake, does get political and defensive of the LGBT at times though not as much as Avilion, plus I think would be a nice touch to the section I wrote.
If you could fit it in for more content, it'd be awesome. I even attached a zip of the images used in my write-up just in case!
And as for @Touhou Hater (real), I would like to ask one more thing before this thread does get out of the PG. There's this one mini write-up I did on Emby, another friend of Blake's who he has close connections to.
He's a tranny Californiafag who to my knowledge; does have a history of flaking out on commissions, owner of a few fumos, is also a yuritard and fat enthusiast just like Blake, does get political and defensive of the LGBT at times though not as much as Avilion, plus I think would be a nice touch to the section I wrote.
If you could fit it in for more content, it'd be awesome. I even attached a zip of the images used in my write-up just in case!
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Lolcow seems most likely, although his (pretty small in the grand scheme of things) following could net him into Internet Famous. If you -really- want to stretch, his idpol pandering and e-begging could potentially classify as Grift Wars material, though I doubt it.
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if anything, it's the opposite
in Touhou 2, Meira says to Reimu
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It was in those awkward days back when ZUN was still in college, programming games on the most basic coding languages in his free time utilizing his mathematical skills to make it all work.
Among other pieces of media he liked at the time, one of those being the inspiration for Mystic Square and EoSD; he was also a fan of Alicesoft's Rance, a game series with rather erotic mechanics and scenes at its core. I believe that rape is one of the aspects in those games that would get him in trouble for with the Western fanbase these days, possibly even with some Japanese users finding it distasteful.
Meira having no personality other than "homos are disgusting lol" is nothing more than a little joke when he was toying around with whatever packs of doujin he was reading. There's honestly nothing more to it other than that. Not going to stop people drawing yuri junk despite the explanation.
chump change
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It is only natural for a series with 99% female characters to have 99% of its fap fuel be yuri slop. But then you have faggots of Blake’s ilk who insist that Touhou is canonically gay. I wonder who came up with the idea that Yuyuko was designed around the trans flag. If that’s the case, then props to ZUN for making her lore accurate
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Actually, i think it might be 100%? I've never seen a man in any touhou game whatsoever. Granted, i don't play it anyways, but just noticed
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There's a named male character in the mangas, which are broadly considered "canon", and also in the background on certain stages in one of the fighting game. In addition, there's also Unzan, a cloud spirit that takes on the appearance of an old man.
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Rinnosuke is also the main point of view for Curiosities of Lotus Asia. Otherwise, there's a lot of male side characters in the various manga. There used to be male characters in the games back in PC-98 like Genji and SinGyoku. No clue if the beast spirits are male or female in the 17th game.
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Hey @Stoner Miko, has life been busy enough for you that you can't update the thread as much? I take it that the update is still in the works but you mustn't forget to take all of the leftover images at the end along with everything that we have in the OP to convert as a zip for neatness' sake.
Me and Kim basically have to do a good chunk of the lifting for thread activity since there's not much happening in the same way that Positron still posts about MovieBob, no matter how small. Now if only there was a way for other users to update the OP manually, or better yet Blake spergs the fuck out about something to spark some life back in here...
Anyways, since I don't have much else going on right now, I'll provide a small update that no one is going to expect considering the activeness of the subjects we have here.
Just today, we're drinking the wife beater's piss juice of choice. Doesn't seem quite wholesome to me, knowing the correlation. Though it does give me funny thoughts of this twig trying to beat up his maiden while drunk.
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I happened to come across some more self-ship art by smaller artists. With the latter, not only commissioned by a friend of his who likes Sober Miko, also contains some peculiar comments.
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Just so we know, the name change is still pending as of now but nothing pertaining to a sex transition. I suppose you can call it some form of transition to become a Touhou Gray Stu.
By the way, is anyone here or in the CW thread planning on checking out TouhouFest this year?
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Body positivity, anyone?
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Onward to his orbiters, Xy is still acting like his usual self. It's just too bad most of his feed is such a shit pile, it makes looking for good stuff kinda difficult. Otherwise, still a slant-eyed negro buffoon.
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Back on the ASMR grind.
Hood Weeb, I would like for you to meet the Lolifag.
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It's alright, Xy. The only ship that matters around here is Male Anon x Your Favorite 2hu.
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Emp does have a little update about his character that I didn't think I wanted to know but did. Though honestly, big ass anime eyes can give anyone autism if they were to indulge in it for long enough.
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Not really much I can say for Avilion here other than there's more yurishit being rexeeted, irony-poisoned junk in the replies, and more seething at the MAGA people.
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Finally, we have an update on MeilingDefender after it was assumed that he ran away. Turns out that his absense was for an unspecified reason. Hacked account or took a break, we have no idea and it's up to you to deicde on what his excuse was.
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And it's a good thing he came back as well, for we wouldn't have more shipping talk. Without it, what other topics do we have?
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And I've saved the best for last, his Fumo collection of 38 for a more recent photo shoot. It's here that we learn about the estimated total cost of all of these plushes when shipping and import tax is included.
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Fiscally responsible he is.
Conclusion: Nobody plays the STG games; they're lying if they say it's fun, they care about fandom culture over anything else, and you're lying to yourself if you believe it's anything more than that. Many such cases!
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Me and Kim basically have to do a good chunk of the lifting for thread activity since there's not much happening in the same way that Positron still posts about MovieBob, no matter how small. Now if only there was a way for other users to update the OP manually, or better yet Blake spergs the fuck out about something to spark some life back in here...
Anyways, since I don't have much else going on right now, I'll provide a small update that no one is going to expect considering the activeness of the subjects we have here.
Just today, we're drinking the wife beater's piss juice of choice. Doesn't seem quite wholesome to me, knowing the correlation. Though it does give me funny thoughts of this twig trying to beat up his maiden while drunk.
(A/Link)
I happened to come across some more self-ship art by smaller artists. With the latter, not only commissioned by a friend of his who likes Sober Miko, also contains some peculiar comments.
(A/First Commission)
(A/Second Commission)
Just so we know, the name change is still pending as of now but nothing pertaining to a sex transition. I suppose you can call it some form of transition to become a Touhou Gray Stu.
By the way, is anyone here or in the CW thread planning on checking out TouhouFest this year?
(A/Link)
Body positivity, anyone?
Ched / chikncheddr
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Now this Chikncheddr dude is one who likes drawing anime chicks as specimens you would find at Walmart. Not quite to beached whale tier but still way too big and I will not have sex with any of them.
Seems like she's angry that you're still drawing her like that for devious purposes.
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Always Patchouli who has to be subjected in these. Though it's not really her fault...
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Considering that recent AI CP bill that the Senators of Texas signed, we now know where this Architect lives in. That being said, I think RFK Jr. should declare fat camp for everyone who is obese and those who actively fetishize obesity like this guy.
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Now this Chikncheddr dude is one who likes drawing anime chicks as specimens you would find at Walmart. Not quite to beached whale tier but still way too big and I will not have sex with any of them.
Seems like she's angry that you're still drawing her like that for devious purposes.
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Always Patchouli who has to be subjected in these. Though it's not really her fault...
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Considering that recent AI CP bill that the Senators of Texas signed, we now know where this Architect lives in. That being said, I think RFK Jr. should declare fat camp for everyone who is obese and those who actively fetishize obesity like this guy.
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Onward to his orbiters, Xy is still acting like his usual self. It's just too bad most of his feed is such a shit pile, it makes looking for good stuff kinda difficult. Otherwise, still a slant-eyed negro buffoon.
(A/Link)
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Back on the ASMR grind.
Hood Weeb, I would like for you to meet the Lolifag.
(A/Link)
It's alright, Xy. The only ship that matters around here is Male Anon x Your Favorite 2hu.
(A/Link)
Emp does have a little update about his character that I didn't think I wanted to know but did. Though honestly, big ass anime eyes can give anyone autism if they were to indulge in it for long enough.
(A/Link)
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Not really much I can say for Avilion here other than there's more yurishit being rexeeted, irony-poisoned junk in the replies, and more seething at the MAGA people.
(A/Link)
Finally, we have an update on MeilingDefender after it was assumed that he ran away. Turns out that his absense was for an unspecified reason. Hacked account or took a break, we have no idea and it's up to you to deicde on what his excuse was.
(A/Link)
And it's a good thing he came back as well, for we wouldn't have more shipping talk. Without it, what other topics do we have?
(A/Link)
And I've saved the best for last, his Fumo collection of 38 for a more recent photo shoot. It's here that we learn about the estimated total cost of all of these plushes when shipping and import tax is included.
(A/Link)
(A/Link)
Fiscally responsible he is.
Conclusion: Nobody plays the STG games; they're lying if they say it's fun, they care about fandom culture over anything else, and you're lying to yourself if you believe it's anything more than that. Many such cases!
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I'll be okay. Luckily Tuesday is a national holiday in Greece so I'll have free time then.
(I posted this a while ago, which is why I am posting it again here)
This shit's fake and gay, if he pretends to be the #1 Byakuren fan then why doesn't he have a listen to this?Back on the ASMR grind.
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Its been over a year since he announced the name change, financed entirely by a fan:
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Knew I recognized that name, he's a Jannie for Panzer-chan (of 17yr old goonsesh fame)'s discord!
Blake paypiggy and Jannie """"Lady"""" Dragoon is also a fan:
Time for some more Blake news, formerly Groomcord exclusive!
He's got Ulnar Nerve Entrapment (he refers to it as "cutaneous ulnar nerve compression") by being terminally online.
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Here's the discovery in realtime:
Could the Jannies have the answer?
Friendly reminder the Aya Shameimaru R.P account is old enough to be Blake's dad.
>My number is 18!!...that's my favorite number!
lol fat
Right after saying he couldn't afford wrist splints, he would post this:
>the waifu powerpoint might've fucked up his arm
I WANT TO BELIEVE
He still bought food after debating buying wrist splints:
The fat posting will continue until budgeting/caloric intake improves.
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Funnily enough, he still posted this on Xitter, but couldn't post the URL on his server due to his own
He's also added more stickers for paypiggies:
Got gifted two more games:
And got $100CAD in credit after yelling at McDonalds for forgetting an egg:
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Bonus random.txt:
CYNICAL SISSEH
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I tuned in to one of his touhou streams and he was so insanely judgemental of a fangame it made me kinda sick. Felt like watching DSP except even more condescending. I have never watched a streamer be so cringe I have to like pause and watch in intervals just to regenerate my cringe bar like Blake's streams.
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Wait, he plans to LEGALLY like, LITERALLY change his name to a fucking touhou character??
Jesus fucking christ, there's definetly autism here. I think even schizophrenia
Jesus fucking christ, there's definetly autism here. I think even schizophrenia
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Imagine your generational family name—one that has endured countless events and tragedies, built by the lives of many great men—dying out because your descendant, on a whim, decided to name himself after a Troonhou character he’ll probably stop LARPing as in two years. (Remember Miku.)
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i tought this was satire. Like, i know what sort of person blake is, but this? Even i didn't expect THIS.
I mean, if he'll legally change his name to that, he might aswell get his dick cut off. Would seem on brand for him tbh
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I'm just imagining xhis retard talking to the government officer:
>Xir, why do you want to change your name?
<Because I am getting married.
>That's wonderful, may I see the marriage paper please?
<You see, this marriage is not of this dimension, I am getting married to my wonderful wife who is in Gensokyo.
>What
<People get transported into Gensokyo by being gapped and .....
5 hours later:
Neutral Ending: Blake Tait is still leeches off other people's taxes, now not voluntarily.
While this won't happen, xhe will %100000 drop xis spaghetti while explaining to the government officer why he wants a name change
>Xir, why do you want to change your name?
<Because I am getting married.
>That's wonderful, may I see the marriage paper please?
<You see, this marriage is not of this dimension, I am getting married to my wonderful wife who is in Gensokyo.
>What
<People get transported into Gensokyo by being gapped and .....
5 hours later:
Neutral Ending: Blake Tait is still leeches off other people's taxes, now not voluntarily.
While this won't happen, xhe will %100000 drop xis spaghetti while explaining to the government officer why he wants a name change