Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Glowie]

This is my artwork of Ian Curtis using layers of cardboard and is the most unique compared to others, I also never knew how real and identical it looked to the original picture. This was a school project and is gonna be hung up in the library.

Spoiler: Feels sperging

I'm going to miss libraries bros at least in it's current form, paper is obsolete much like schools and stone tablets. Physical medium ceases to exist and old art is replaced by "modern art" and AI "artists" such as myself

Now horror manga adaption

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I speak Russian better than IKOL. IKOL is an antiglot, he doesn't know how to communicate and uses his mom to communicate for him.

Hey, ma! MA!! There's this fucking, uhh, retarded canadian pedophile butchering your father tongue. Can you write an angry response addressed to him? Thanks, love you, ma.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I saw that nobody posted this.

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KiwiFarms, a website, cannot be a retarded pedophile by definition. Alex, however, is one.

Status / Ghost Archive

I speak Russian better than IKOL. IKOL is an antiglot, he doesn't know how to communicate and uses his mom to communicate for him.

Considering Alex projects so hard he could open a drive-in movie theatre, I wonder if this is also projection and he used his mom to communicate for him.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Meme template (and yes, this is a real movie)

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lmao what the fuck
>Sundance
ah. yeah, suddenly it makes sense now

 

[Turkey Beef]

Not surprised Alex got owned and exposed. It was really grating to see him post on the Canada Is a Failed State thread like it was his personal diary, and evidently he does the same thing everywhere he is at.

 

[Please fucking kill me]

Finally finished it! Introducing my hogendorp OC's. Fresa, the all American racist. And Kiwi, the autistic Mexican. Both are besties and are getting ready to throw Alex into the wood chipper. Wish them luck!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Status / Ghost Archive

"Faggots"? How homophobic!
Once a thunderdomer, always a thunderdomer I see.

Alex has gotten a bit boring. There is so much entertainment he can provide going through the same cycle everyday.

I find his impotent attempts at emotionally hurting us to be endlessly amusing.

 

[Dead Lion]

Link Archive

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From what I can tell, the Law Enforcement can unmask the IP's of Kiwi Farms users harassing me on VPN's and could end up giving them fines or probably worse. And no, my drawings don't offend Law Enforcement but they take offense to what is said to me on Kiwi Farms. Anyways, this shall be the last I mention Kiwi Farms. I may use status updates again when I sort things out but nothing related with Kiwi Farms.

Surprising nobody, Alex failed at going to ground.

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[Meat Target]

There is a fundamental human right to keep and bear arms. Alex wants them to not have arms so he can do as he pleases, the sick little fuck.

Do your civic duty; arm your local lolis so they can protect themselves from Alex.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

From what I can tell, the Law Enforcement can unmask the IP's of Kiwi Farms users harassing me on VPN's and could end up giving them fines or probably worse.

From what I can tell" this means he did a Google search and did not actually contact law enforcement.
We've already seen that IP addresses ping the Internet service provider so Alex is gonna get the cops to dox Comcast.
Fined for Internet bullying of a 25 year old man who is an active user himself. Okay.

And no, my drawings don't offend Law Enforcement but they take offense to what is said to me on Kiwi Farms.

How does he know this since he just admitted he didn't actually talk to any law enforcement?

Anyways, this shall be the last I mention Kiwi Farms. I may use status updates again when I sort things out but nothing related with Kiwi Farms.

He said this the last time, too.

 

[PaperRoads]

Math Time
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Let's imagine that Alex made a Kiwi Farms account on the 28th of February and that every DeviantArt status that he made since counts as 1 message on Kiwi Farms.
Keep In mind that this on a range of his "first" post about Kiwi Farms (28 Feb.) (Page 174) to his latest post (24 March.) (Page 1)

Alex would have 870* posts in 24 days right now:

Spoiler: Maths

Which is a pace of around 13231** posts in a year!


*Some posts (Like the Criteria of Scum list) have been deleted, so the pace might even be higher,
**Numbers are rounded to the nearest ten depending on what number follows after the decimal point.

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Let's see how long it would take Alex to surpass the user with the most posts, AnOminous, who has a whopping 195,214 posts on Kiwi Farms! (@paintingatree doesn't count)




AnOminous took 10 years, 2 months, and 28 days to post 195,214 messages.

Spoiler: Maths

Alex would take 14 years, 10 months, and 6 days to surpass it...

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Now let's include his comments (About Page) for fun!

Spoiler: Maths

Alex would be on pace for 24987 posts in a year!

And it would take a record-shattering 7 years, 10 months, and 10 days to surpass AnOminous!

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All in all, I don't think that Alex has any right to call someone else an Internet addict.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Math Time

Do mine next. Don't use my join date though, I was a lurker.

 

[PaperRoads]

Do mine next. Don't use my join date though, I was a lurker.

This was your first post:

From Aug 31st 2022 to March 24 2025 (937 days), you've accumulated 3,527 posts.

It would go like this:

3,527 posts
----- = 3.76414087513 = ~ 4 posts a day
937 days

You're on pace for 1460 posts a year!

BONUS: it would take you 133 years, 7 months, and 14 days to surpass AnOminous!

 

[CallmeCicada]

it would take you 133 years, 7 months, 14 days to surpass AnOminous!

I was born 133 years too late to defeat them.

 

[Xev]

It would be funny if this retarded pedophile did contact law enforcement and gets himself put on a watchlist. Love to see him blame the farms for that.

 

[Dead Lion]

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Link Archive

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From what I can tell, the Law Enforcement can unmask the IP's of Kiwi Farms users harassing me on VPN's and could end up giving them fines or probably worse. And no, my drawings don't offend Law Enforcement but they take offense to what is said to me on Kiwi Farms. Anyways, this shall be the last I mention Kiwi Farms. I may use status updates again when I sort things out but nothing related with Kiwi Farms.

Surprising nobody, Alex failed at going to ground.

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Can’t edit, he made some additional comments while I was touching grass, but i think he’s quiet for now.

Spoiler: Text of all the comments

PaperRoads stalking my private Twitter was the straw that broke the camel's back for me and made me contact law enforcement.



CallmeCicada lied when he said this website discourage others from cyberstalking, it doesn't.



Even if they're from the US, they're not completely safe. Depending on which state though.



I hear that in Germany and The United Kingdom, people get arrested and face prison sentences for saying things like what's been said about me there.

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I hope that the guntssover is still on the table. That would be legendary.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I can't do anything wrong, and that includes lying. You posted it, Alex. It's no longer private. Not my fault you're too stupid to stop using social media.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Alex would be on pace for 24987 posts in a year!

Heh, looks like I need to step up my game if I want to beat the HOGendorp. Tips on how to become a terminally online autistic NEET, anyone?

 

[IKOL]

I speak Russian better than IKOL. IKOL is an antiglot, he doesn't know how to communicate and uses his mom to communicate for him.

DAS KRINGE, ZIS IZ HORRIBELL!
Что, блять, за слово такое нахуй, "антиглот" блять? Такое слово вообще су~

... that's just some made up word by some music tard I never heard of.

I had serious dedication learning languages until these faggots on KiwiFarms keep bullying and trolling the shit out of me.

He said "faggots" on deviantart of all places...

Paper Roads leaked my pictures, why, you wanna jerk off to it? The problem isn't that these pictures are public, the problem is this is being used against me.

Oh shit, maybe cuz you have groomer creep ass tier fetishes? Like loli amputees?

edit: Oh wait there's more!

I'm not a retarded pedophile. KiwiFarms is.

Faggot who was posting these armless children, you or us?

I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

Good fucking luck, nigger. Look up Russel Greer thread and his lolsuit cases against KF, see how well it went for him.

My verdict on his chimpouts:
3,1 Ponasenkov' Blyat meme moments out of 10

edit 2: Oh goody...

Hey, ma! MA!! There's this fucking, uhh, retarded canadian pedophile butchering your father tongue. Can you write an angry response addressed to him? Thanks, love you, ma.

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Link Archive

Spoiler: Text

From what I can tell, the Law Enforcement can unmask the IP's of Kiwi Farms users harassing me on VPN's and could end up giving them fines or probably worse. And no, my drawings don't offend Law Enforcement but they take offense to what is said to me on Kiwi Farms. Anyways, this shall be the last I mention Kiwi Farms. I may use status updates again when I sort things out but nothing related with Kiwi Farms.

Surprising nobody, Alex failed at going to ground.

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Yeah right, go reach out my FSB handlers and tell 'em I'm Bolshoy Svoloch and pedophobe, they'll surely show me Kuz'kina mat'!
Просто иди лососни тунца, нюхни бебры, короче пойди хуйцов пососи, Алеша блять.

 

[Dead Lion]

Good fucking luck, nigger. Look up Russel Greer thread and his lolsuit cases against KF, see how well it went for him.

My verdict on his chimpouts:
3,1 Ponasenkov' Blyat meme moments out of 10

That makes me wonder if we’ll see Alex making an appearance in the get that of the damned internet board. I’m sure null will respect his copyright and take down the infringing content.