Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
He's trying his best. He genuinely thought spending 20 minutes on the treadmill staring at girl's asses would get him ripped like Chad. Greer is not a professional body builder but is honestly working out in good faith, so should be considered at Bruce Lee levels.
Oh man, I miss those hideous treadmill selfies, usually captioned something like "Getting strong! 💪 #disabledandcute". Bitch really thinks that walking a treadmill builds muscle. I wonder if he still thinks he's a fit stud now that he's too homeless and broke to afford a gym membership?
 
Old (minor) Russ nemesis Mia Love has died at 49 after a 2 year battle with brain cancer.
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As a female LDS republican, she was clearly one of the factors stalling the construction of the Mile High Neon in SLC, So Russ made a big deal of voting against her so her opponent Ben McAdams would legalize his hooker palace.

This of course didn't happen, so after McAdams won, neither he nor Mia were ever mentioned again.
 
Old (minor) Russ nemesis Mia Love has died at 49 after a 2 year battle with brain cancer.
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As a female LDS republican, she was clearly one of the factors stalling the construction of the Mile High Neon in SLC, So Russ made a big deal of voting against her so her opponent Ben McAdams would legalize his hooker palace.

This of course didn't happen, so after McAdams won, neither he nor Mia were ever mentioned again.
Hating Greer: Something we can all get behind.
 
Every time I poke my head into this thread to read up on discourse and any nuggets of insanity Citracett drops I giggle anymore because I have to reconcile it with him shaking and yelling at an empty lot shouting "FHUCK CHRISSSHCHENS. I WILL AVENGE YOU DENNIS HAWFF."

Really the only thing he needs now is a pimp medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN model magic he refuses to take off because it gives him magic Mormon powers to carry out his duties of bringing whores to the land.
 
Imagine being a banker and having to sit through that shit as he mumbles for a small business loan.
I have done this. I had a man with severe dementia come in for a loan. It took ages to understand what he wanted. He mumbled and repeated himself often.

He came back the next day to apply for a loan and I asked him what was wrong as I hadn't even finished processing his first application yet. He couldn't remember even meeting me or leaving his house the day before. (I canceled his application and suggested we freeze his accounts. Some dirtbags from Cali were trying to scam him)

This is the future for some retail banker with Russ.
 
I have done this. I had a man with severe dementia come in for a loan. It took ages to understand what he wanted. He mumbled and repeated himself often.

He came back the next day to apply for a loan and I asked him what was wrong as I hadn't even finished processing his first application yet. He couldn't remember even meeting me or leaving his house the day before. (I canceled his application and suggested we freeze his accounts. Some dirtbags from Cali were trying to scam him)

This is the future for some retail banker with Russ.

This is me, reading your post: Awwww. Awwwww. Oh no. Oh maaaaaan. *inhale sharply through teeth* Oh nooooooo! Grrrrr! ... ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
Why did you all hooker sperg in the legal thread? This is why we cant have nice things. And its now known in Nevada as the "Russel", where you pay a hooker to go offsite of the brothel to an Olive Garden.

I'm willing to bet that the whores in Nevada would be far more willing to agree to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, Alabama Mudskipper, or a Rusty Venture than they would a "Russell Greer".
 
I'm willing to bet that the whores in Nevada would be far more willing to agree to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, Alabama Mudskipper, or a Rusty Venture than they would a "Russell Greer".
In all fairness, shit washes off and you can drink that shame away. Russell will straight up corrode your soul.
 
Every time I poke my head into this thread to read up on discourse and any nuggets of insanity Citracett drops I giggle anymore because I have to reconcile it with him shaking and yelling at an empty lot shouting "FHUCK CHRISSSHCHENS. I WILL AVENGE YOU DENNIS HAWFF."

Really the only thing he needs now is a pimp medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN model magic he refuses to take off because it gives him magic Mormon powers to carry out his duties of bringing whores to the land.
Can you imagine the shear vortex of Lolcowdom that would occur if Greer ever got his hands on the demonic Sonichu amulet?
 
Can you imagine the shear vortex of Lolcowdom that would occur if Greer ever got his hands on the demonic Sonichu amulet?
It needs a new host and I cannot for the life of me remember if cokefiend Rekieta or Juju has it after Ralph. Or someone else entirely. Regardless, it's been a while; the demon needs a new host, however I can't say for sure if Russell has any more suffering to give. For what is suffering if there is no profound joy, no great hope to take with it?

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"We are explorers. In the further regions of autism. Demons to some, original characters to others." (Hellraiser is a great film)
 
Really the only thing he needs now is a pimp medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN model magic he refuses to take off because it gives him magic Mormon powers to carry out his duties of bringing whores to the land.
That would be the absolute best way this could go.

Pipsqueak walking along with his pimp medallion trying to use it's mystical powers to draw all the whores to him.

It needs a new host and I cannot for the life of me remember if cokefiend Rekieta or Juju has it after Ralph. Or someone else entirely. Regardless, it's been a while; the demon needs a new host, however I can't say for sure if Russell has any more suffering to give. For what is suffering if there is no profound joy, no great hope to take with it?

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"We are explorers. In the further regions of autism. Demons to some, original characters to others." (Hellraiser is a great film)
And yes Hellraiser was a great movie and the sequel is possibly better than the original. But the subsequent sequels? Pretty bad.
 
That would be the absolute best way this could go.

Pipsqueak walking along with his pimp medallion trying to use it's mystical powers to draw all the whores to him.


And yes Hellraiser was a great movie and the sequel is possibly better than the original. But the subsequent sequels? Pretty bad.
I don't wanna photoshop right now so just picture your favorite lolcows pointing at a superimposed KF logo
"We want the man who did this"
IYKYK
 
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