DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

it's genuinely shocking to me how much you guys hate me, hate the site, but still want to post here just because you see it as a means to an end to destroying the pigman.

I mean it’s a commonality and sense of community between those of us who follow Phil. From time to time outsiders come in and try to tell us how mad and psychotic we are but we don’t really know how to react than to just let them show their asses. It gets exhausting tbh that’s why I don’t even bother rating these tourist drive bys anymore, and anyone here knows I’m a fucking rating spammer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So either he completely lied in those DMs or he just doesn't look like he gives a fuck?

You could say he doesn't give a fuck either way.

I don't know if that's the kind of trip I'd really fuck around with the timing of just to own some retards on the internet, but maybe that's just me.

The lie is so bad that he is alleging that his mother said he should get back there before the end of the year.

I can imagine him reclaiming his old bedroom

Closet. He made it a point to tell us his parents treated him like shit by giving him a bedroom the size of a closet.

Does he have to pay it immediately?

By April 15th

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Most "good" image generation AIs cost a subscription of some kind which means he probably won't use it. It's also really hard to get good results from AI without sinking a good amount of time and knowledge into it which I can't see Phil doing.

YouTube has a built-in ai thumbnail that's free. Besides, Dave loves paying for shit. Even his dm leak used a paid tool.

 

[Niggernerd]

I can actually imagine Phil at his mother's death bed asking her to apologize for not getting him the wolverine statue

 

[RougeRed]

Beg tweets are definitely back. Also bitching about Rpgs and threatening a wage quit.

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"I know nothing about it."

He has 100% been reading guides and watching videos on it.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Disco Elysium will be a disaster, but I just want to see him sperg out about how the first 30 minutes will have him wake up from extreme alcoholic bender, completely fuck up trying to flirt with a woman, and get called a faggot by kids throwing rocks at a corpse.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Disco Elysium will be a disaster, but I just want to see him sperg out about how the first 30 minutes will have him wake up from extreme alcoholic bender, completely fuck up trying to flirt with a woman, and get called a faggot by kids throwing rocks at a corpse.

I'm calling it now: The run ends at Measurehead. His body will betray his degeneracy.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The lie is so bad that he is alleging that his mother said he should get back there before the end of the year.

Another thing is that Phil went too far into specifics. She BEGGED me by the end of the year, but I researched the REAL ID and it's such a hassle that I need to go there by late April. Typical Phil overexplaining and pignosing with his dumb lies.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I can imagine him reclaiming his old bedroom and streaming while his mom is downstairs hacking her lungs out. "Hold on guys I have to check on my mahm. (10 minutes later) Well guys, sadly, my mom has passed away and I have Received.... A.... Whopping...... NOTHING! ack ack ack."

"*legslap* It just sucks because now my mom's dead, the Lego set was missing a piece so now I can't complete it, and I only got thirteen bucks in support. So guys if you're enjoying the content..."

 

[Awssum Possum]

Phil's getting really tired of Hawaii Yakuza, and there's a small part of the main story that leads into a sub story; where one of the group members starts getting lonely and wants a lady in his life. Something tells me Phil's gonna have a hard time or either just blaze through the entire part, because God forbid he hear about girls in his vidyagames; and that's if he doesn't ditch it due to low support.

"This is such dumb shit man, this is so stoopid. I'm married! I'm happily married dood! I don't need any of this immature bullshit. *snake laugh*"

 

[Love Is Blue]

I can actually imagine Phil at his mother's death bed asking her to apologize for not getting him the wolverine statue

and don't forget it's her fault Phil's going bald. fucking bitch

 

[Lord_Point]

luke warm take, hes going to LOVE disco Elysium.

It not a skill intensive game, dents can just give him the right answer, and there are a bunch of boring political ideas for him to poorly explain to the dents. We all know there are few things phil likes more then sagely explaining the most mundane thoughts and tasks.

Get ready for big brain phil to give us endless middle school social study reports and reddit tier historical takes.

Huh so this npc said he hates private property and thinks the people should own the means of productions, I think he might be talking about uhhh Communism? For those of you who dont know Communism is like when the government owns a sandwich shop...

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

and don't forget it's her fault Phil's going bald. fucking bitch

And the crippling Salvagno Thumb that she made Phil suffer with forever.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Looks like he ditched the king intro!!!!

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Confirmed wagequit for Ass Creed, will upload a 20 minute clickbait video.

 

[Niggernerd]

and don't forget it's her fault Phil's going bald. fucking bitch

"Uhm..your genes ruined by life and now doody is making fun of my hair thanks MAHM"

 

[GibMoneyPls]

SNORTS are back on the menu!

 

[Seaside Ronin]

The Raw Phil AI summary gave me a good laugh

 

[INirvana]

What is that new retarded goal with money dropping
Holy cringe he always evolves into something worst.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Jesus christ.

Oh, and it's not like he could have tinkered with any of this off camera or anything.