Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

OJ Simpson said:
Didn't we learn earlier in the thread that she's got deep-seated issues of her own? Her mom died or some shit? There's probably some sort of trauma dumping/trauma bonding dynamic going on here that explains how they've made it past a week of dating lol.
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Not surprised that Scanner would choose a girl who has a victim complex too. His need to fix her appeals to his attempts to be a professional life coach.
 
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Fapcop said:
I could totally see Sander try and high five his girlfriend after sex.

“That was a good pounding babe! Great sex! We did it!”

Except I doubt that they have sex a lot.

Most likely once a month, and only because Sander KNOWS that it’s what couples are supposed to do.

She’ll lay there, looking at the ceiling, trying to fake enthusiasm the best she knows how, while trying to remember what it’s like to get FUCKED.

And Sander will flop around, constantly whispering things like: “I love you so much…” and “Did you climax yet mo-eh-love?”, while pretending that it was his girlfriend in lingerie that made him rock hard, instead of a mental image of Jeanette.
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Then after he finishes at the 30-second mark, Sinbad will take a picture of the two of them in bed then upload it to Insta with the hashtag #BestGirlfriend while she silently tries to decide between killing herself, killing him, or setting up a Tinder with a half nude PFP and a profile that just reads 'fuck me so hard I forget my name'.
 
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UncleTusky said:
Then after he finishes at the 30-second mark, Sinbad will take a picture of the two of them in bed then upload it to Insta with the hashtag #BestGirlfriend while she silently tries to decide between killing herself, killing him, or setting up a Tinder with a half nude PFP and a profile that just reads 'fuck me so hard I forget my name'.
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Best option: she fucks Greg sideways.
 
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autogynephobia said:
The caption that accompanies that image is classic troon doublethink:

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The number of times this pooner repeats 'life-saving' healthcare only emphasises that it wasn't life-saving nor healthcare.

Hint: if you are in an intimate relationship, threatening to kill yourself unless you get what you want is the first bullet point in the coercive control playbook.

None of us are in an intimate relationship with this person (I hope) so let this sink in: transgenders are the coercive controllers, and everyone else in society is the long-suffering partner. Except it's worse, because we can't even leave.
 
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I always forget the grandma is cross-eyed. Gets me every time.
 
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I have no doubt that sex with Saunders ain't the most pleasant experience. He high fives you, cries, and then say thank you.

Kingfisher9000 said:
I always forget the grandma is cross-eyed. Gets me every time.
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Yeah. Jeanette's line came fucked up from origin. Just look at the boys. They feel older than the dad who looks quite handsome for his age still.

In a tragic irony, Jaron was meant to be the most handsome of the boys, me thinks.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
I have no doubt that sex with Saunders ain't the most pleasant experience. He high fives you, cries, and then say thank you.
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Having Sand in your vagina is probably like having sand in your vagina.
Tasty Tatty said:
Yeah. Jeanette's line came fucked up from origin. Just look at the boys. They feel older than the dad who looks quite handsome for his age still.

In a tragic irony, Jaron was meant to be the most handsome of the boys, me thinks.
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Twins and triplets are usually shorter as adults than those from single pregnancies. Griphook's perfectly spherical head took in more of the fetal blood than Cinderblock, whose bloodflow deprived brain has never recovered.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
I have no doubt that sex with Saunders ain't the most pleasant experience. He high fives you, cries, and then say thank you.


Yeah. Jeanette's line came fucked up from origin. Just look at the boys. They feel older than the dad who looks quite handsome for his age still.

In a tragic irony, Jaron was meant to be the most handsome of the boys, me thinks.
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Simba definitely asks "do you consent?" right before sticking it in, every time. And I mean, every time. Like if he stops and starts again then he'll ask a second time
 
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Miranda explains "failure to launch".
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The most telling sentence is "I've ended friendships that no longer serve me". Can't get more jewish than that.




 
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Miranda explains "failure to launch".
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Translation... "blah blah I'm a fucking loser at 27 with no steady job or career and my girl friend is going to tell me to piss off any day now".

Sander is pushing 30 and "still figuring stuff out". Is he still going to be "figuring stuff out" at 50 ?

It's time for him to grow his ass up and start being a man.

If his father wasn't such a henpecked beta cuck, he'd have had his foot in Sander's ass long ago to man up.
 
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Positron said:
Miranda explains "failure to launch".
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The most telling sentence is "I've ended friendships that no longer serve me". Can't get more jewish than that.

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HOLY SHIT THAT SECOND SLIDESHOW. You can literally tell when he goes from regular looking teen to awkward cuck with “pls kill me”-eyes

“My family supports me! Still figuring out my career!”

YOURE 27 FFS! What do you mean, you’re “still figuring it out”?! Does he even have a job? He probably has a little homeoffice where he sits for a few hours and posts his tik-toks to pretend he’s actually working.

And I’m sure the rest of the Jennings just lets the phone go to voicemail when Sander calls with yet another weekly crisis.

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lol! Jazz sure has oddly big feet for a girl?!
 
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