Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Go photoshop it.
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None of you wanted to try so fine, here's your femrax. Don't complain about her tits, best I could manage with a mouse.
 
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Wimmig said:
They should’ve at least come up with something funnier and something he’d fall for that doesn’t require effort on Raxx’s part, like telling him that poop has hormones in it that promote hair growth and that’s why his ass is so hairy, therefore he should rub his shit in deep on his scalp and scabs to grow his hair back. There’s a chance he’d fall for that idea, it would still most likely lead nowhere but at least that would be hilarious if it came to fruition. Raxx is too lazy to legitimately work out and he loves taking lazy shortcuts.

Also, because of that steroid stuff, I keep getting horrifying visions of a new fidget spinner type video coming out, but instead of a fidget spinner it’s a hypodermic needle.:cryblood: One of my shotguns is in my bedroom between my night stand and bed, please grab it and mercy kill me I can’t live with that thought in my head.
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As if cyraxx couldn't smell any worse, the shit-hair saga would be insane.
 
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31 Black said:
Taking bets on how long until he's tricked into bricking these devices.
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Going to roll the dice and say give it about two weeks tops. My guess is he convinced with a malware apk to be installed on his phone, and the Chromebook to be locked completely to a troll email account so he can't recover it or login
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I wouldn't trust anything from the reddit. Too many retards thinking they are the next Marty and doing stupid shit like saying "i cant believe cyraxx hasnt found the cameras lol what an idiot".

DbD may have delivered in a primo fashion but that reddit leaves a stain and he is not exempt.
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I was going to initially ask why the Redditors have been pretending that they have some sort of top secret big brother style 24/7 cam feed supplied by hidden cameras that they view through a phone app the last week or so. In the end, I just chalked it up to them being massive tards who are so eager to get involved in cyraxx lore they do the idea guys thing and engage in detailed roleplay to deepen his delusions. Last night I heard that swamp dweller guy that used to narrate creepypasta mention it and it seems like he believes it.
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I personally don't understand people's desire to get involved in this shit and cow tip despite it never going well. It's as if they go into intense withdrawals the moment chance doesn't upload a pointless video for a few days, like he won't be back in a week or two. Anyways I grabbed a few screenshots of their epic RP.
 
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Jack Kleso said:
I was going to initially ask why the Redditors have been pretending that they have some sort of top secret big brother style 24/7 cam feed supplied by hidden cameras that they view through a phone app the last week or so. In the end, I just chalked it up to them being massive tards who are so eager to get involved in cyraxx lore they do the idea guys thing and engage in detailed roleplay to deepen his delusions. Last night I heard that swamp dweller guy that used to narrate creepypasta mention it and it seems like he believes it.

I personally don't understand people's desire to get involved in this shit and cow tip despite it never going well. It's as if they go into intense withdrawals the moment chance doesn't upload a pointless video for a few days, like he won't be back in a week or two. Anyways I grabbed a few screenshots of their epic RP.
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“Guys, the FBI just came to my house” will always be the funniest shit ever!😭

Chance-level retardation, something you’ll only expect from Reddit fags.
 
Furry killer said:
I don't know if you guys know this or not but back in February, a Keemstar employee was fondling Chance in messages and was trying to get Chance on Lolcow Live again, but I found out about it and confronted the guy.
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The gnome tried a few times to make money off Cyraxx. When Marty died, Keem tried to get him on his gay show, didn't even wait Marty's body get cold.

Chance told him off, which i can say actually is a good thing Cyraxx has done in all these years, fuck keemstar
 
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Spasticsaurus Erectus said:
Chance is jealous of Keem's child bride.
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Honestly Keem is a moral bankrupt man. The fact that he gives boogie a salary to be a clown, even after the cancer faking thing says a lot. Says even more his desire to get Cyraxx on lolcow live. Can you imagine this gnome fuck giving Cyraxx money? Keemstar can choke on a dick
 
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