Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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Doom might better understand (if he's reading)
Just to note, Doom claims to be a woman.

Melton could snake on Nick, preferably IRL at Hackamania, and I would still not slow down for him if I saw him laying in the street. Even though it'd be like hitting a moose.

Pedos get the wall.
 
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Melton is a narcissist just like Nick, and 100% will stab him in the back the moment he becomes either a burden, or is no longer useful. Pedomania is going to bear much fruit. Though I put it at 50/50 Nick actually goes. It's definitely not a good look for his pending, and upcoming legal troubles.
 
Melton is a narcissist just like Nick, and 100% will stab him in the back the moment he becomes either a burden, or is no longer useful. Pedomania is going to bear much fruit. Though I put it at 50/50 Nick actually goes. It's definitely not a good look for his pending, and upcoming legal troubles.
Luckily he has grown himself some protection against stabbings.
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Melton is a narcissist just like Nick, and 100% will stab him in the back the moment he becomes either a burden, or is no longer useful. Pedomania is going to bear much fruit. Though I put it at 50/50 Nick actually goes. It's definitely not a good look for his pending, and upcoming legal troubles.
Wow, if something actually happens, I'll be happy. Low IQ MAP-Melton fucked around too much and will be too good to see him get what he fucking deserves.
 
Pedomania is going to bear much fruit
Right now, we are in that “episode before the season finale” mode where it’s relatively peaceful with Fagamania, and the weeks after bearing a snaking from someone.

Nick could snake THE QUEEN!!
Melton could snake nick
Also, Ralph is involved, and even though this is past his prime-PIG, he is still a wild card
 
Eternal loser and ostensible Melton ally Pat Dixon has exposed Hunchy lying to sell Hackamania tickets.


Melton needs to put Dixon in his place and humiliate him in a very public way. Dixon shits on Melton almost every night on his pathetic streams for seven people. Melton looks like a real bitch for just taking it in silence.
 
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At this point I want everyone involved to be thrown off a cliff.
lol how much do you want to bet this is total bs, btw the last time Melton had a bombshell he blew himself up basically admitting to cybercrimes.... the Aaron stuff is maybe a small fine and mis...

Btw on that piggy show melton is totally buying views it says they have like 900-1000 viewers whe you watch it, Steel Toe gets what 600-800 or so total when you combine his rumble and youtube numbers i seriously doubt more people are watching melton and karl talk about Steel Toe than what the Toe gets. Also i watched it a few times and the chat moves super chow like Kino Casino has about 3000-4000 live viewers and it moves like crazy, that Piggy show moves more like it has 200-300 viewers and fat pig hunchback pedo is known for buying views

Eternal loser and ostensible Melton ally Pat Dixon has exposed Hunchy lying to sell Hackamania tickets.


Melton needs to put Dixon in his place and humiliate him in a very public way. Dixon shits on Melton almost every night on his pathetic streams for seven people. Melton looks like a real bitch for just taking it in silence.
Melton is a fucking bitch. lol look at this twitter feed all he does is talk abut brennan, zumock and steel toe every day.

Whenever some confronts melton in real life he backs down like the bitch he is. I mean why would you care about him going after pat dixon.
 
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doesn't chad zumock supposedly have a place where he keeps track of how many superchats all these assholes get during shows? i doubt patrick is making enough to get by, why haven't people found his job yet?
 
doesn't chad zumock supposedly have a place where he keeps track of how many superchats all these assholes get during shows? i doubt patrick is making enough to get by, why haven't people found his job yet?
WTF are you talking about? Playboard isn’t a Zumock site. Melton owns Supertips and gets a cut of what all Supertips-using streamers make. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a job, but he’s a drug addict who’s pretty much unemployable.
 
Btw Melton is using his personal Twitter account to post as his nlo got nuked . These guys are tards at some point someone will report that one saying he's just using it cause his main one got nuked due to rp posts and that will get nuked as well. Especially cause you know he can't help himself
Does rp mean rape? You don't have to censor yourself, look where you are.

This is the day he switched to using his personal X account.
Feb 24, 2025:
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Patrick Melton
@PMeltSays
Joined May 2014
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1 Follower
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The 1 follower:
Supercoacher
@crypto281
Joined May 2014
Melbourne, Australia
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Let's check out how Hackamania is shaping up. Looks fucked, Melton is holding a butter eating contest, winner receives $250.
March 19, 2025:
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The sneaky MAP fails to tell his audience of pedophile apologists that it costs $5 to enter the contest:
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Is this a bid to drum up interest for Hackamania or does Fatty Patty have a fetish for watching retards eat butter?
 
Once Fatrick finds out that Nick basically just called him a pedo "plugs kids" on DAX's show Nick is going to get the knife.
 
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The Rekieta thread got up to 8,000 pages for a variety of reasons that would take too long to explain here
i'll do it. rekieta and most of the heavy hitters here got big pages because they appealed or repulsed the types of people that use kiwifarms (aka video game loving nerds mostly born in the late 90s) and those types of autistics really go the extra mile on doxes.

much like how there are huge tiktok stars and youtubes that don't have a thread here because they don't fill that niche. a zummock thread won't do shit because a combo of not being entertaining enough for hate watchers to decide to make long entries on him, and not giving people enough reason to do so either.

even before the thread turned on nick he had so many guests and fans and shows that people were watching and reporting on his show for years before they turned.

the rest of the dabbleverse even if they all had one collective thread wouldn't hit 40 pages.
I was actually surprised to find that (Redbar) Mike David's worth is almost 200 million.
thats bullshit and i know that for a fact. he didn't even start making enough money to live on until a decade ago. his parents and the rest of the family are too poor for it to be inheritance either, he lives in fucking arizona despite saying he'd fuck off to LA for over a decade because he can't afford even a condo in a "nice" part of LA.

he never got into crypto and mocked Patrick for having 100 bitcoin back in 2014, unless jew poop suddenly became worth its weight in gold i doubt he has even a net worth of 200 million pennies right now.
 
i'll do it. rekieta and most of the heavy hitters here got big pages because they appealed or repulsed the types of people that use kiwifarms (aka video game loving nerds mostly born in the late 90s) and those types of autistics really go the extra mile on doxes.

much like how there are huge tiktok stars and youtubes that don't have a thread here because they don't fill that niche. a zummock thread won't do shit because a combo of not being entertaining enough for hate watchers to decide to make long entries on him, and not giving people enough reason to do so either.

even before the thread turned on nick he had so many guests and fans and shows that people were watching and reporting on his show for years before they turned.

the rest of the dabbleverse even if they all had one collective thread wouldn't hit 40 pages.

thats bullshit and i know that for a fact. he didn't even start making enough money to live on until a decade ago. his parents and the rest of the family are too poor for it to be inheritance either, he lives in fucking arizona despite saying he'd fuck off to LA for over a decade because he can't afford even a condo in a "nice" part of LA.

he never got into crypto and mocked Patrick for having 100 bitcoin back in 2014, unless jew poop suddenly became worth its weight in gold i doubt he has even a net worth of 200 million pennies right now.
You're talking out your ass! Mike David at minimum has a net worth of 50 million, some sites say up to 180-200. Crypto is for suckers. Even master day trader Dave Portnoy has lost huge amounts in crypto.
 
Mike David at minimum has a net worth of 50 million, some sites say up to 180-200.
nigga i know everything about Mike David, he was literally begging his audience for cash for his dog's surgery back in 2015. you really saying some heeb managed to go from 0 networth to $200 million in ten years? shut the fuck up



https://redbarradio.net/news/yikes (that's right precious redbar was a lefty fag back in 2015 @svenstoffels will confirm
 
I guess weirdo stalker creep Melton did 8 hours on steel toe the other day and he's charging 5 dollars on top of the tickets at hackamania for a butter eating contest he has to be the fatest most disgusting loser grifter ever
 
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