🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ASeabear8952]

I caught some gold. Chris Brunet, who made a giant expose on the Groypers, mentioned Ralph in it. He’s currently holding a Space in which Groypers can debate him if they choose. A dude named “guntrespecter” came in and tried to educate Chris on his lore, and then Ralph himself came on, called that dude a faggot, and tried to set the record straight on the details Chris got wrong about Pantsu. Ralph eventually got muted. Unfortunately I didn’t get this but not long after I stopped screen recording Ralph started talking again for like three seconds then Chris kicked him and said something along the lines of, “I kicked Ethan, he was getting annoying.”

 

[SargonF00t]

I caught some gold. Chris Brunet, who made a giant expose on the Groypers, mentioned Ralph in it. He’s currently holding a Space in which Groypers can debate him if they choose. A dude named “guntrespecter” came in and tried to educate Chris on his lore, and then Ralph himself came on, called that dude a faggot, and tried to set the record straight on the details Chris got wrong about Pantsu. Ralph eventually got muted. Unfortunately I didn’t get this but not long after I stopped screen recording Ralph started talking again for like three seconds then Chris kicked him and said something along the lines of, “I kicked Ethan, he was getting annoying.”

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They should have let Ralph speak for longer.

The most interesting thing he said was that Ralph is legally limited on what he can say about Pantsu, for another month and then presumably he will have lots to say.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:
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I never thought I'd have to say this in regards to Ralph but...

You can't leave the Sektur. Nobody leaves the Sektur.

 

[KillaSmoke]

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:
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Ralph IS The Sektur!

 

[AltisticRight]

He’s truly beset upon on all fronts this week. Jesse has released truly devastating conversations with him, Mersh has turned on him and kicked him from his show and now he’s being wide spread blasted for being a groyper general and rapist with deep connections to pedophiles and white supremacists.

Never has Ralph been so masterly wound up step by step within one week before. I know I continue to come back to Thursday but it’s as if reality itself is building a perfect storm for our rage pig and Phil.

Ralph responds! It's war! Ralph says he's going to keep going after him until he's run off the internet... or until he completes a 2 mile spite walk. Whatever comes first.
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Looks like someone is still upset at Keffals who stole his LOTY winner trophy.
If he wins LOTY, he needs to get an actual trophy. Hell, I will order one for him.

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:
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Oh, Ethan Ralph absconding from the Sektur?
See you in an hour. @theralph

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He truly is the moid Chantal.

You'll be back to crying about Perspicacity or whoever the fuck by tomorrow at the latest.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:
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“War of the Roses type situation” seriously? You’re comparing a succession civil war to your stupid internet holler show?

 

[JustStopDude]

What’s up with the video testimonials lately? There’s been a string of them and they all look to be the same. Has Ralph lost his creativity? Maybe Amanda really was the muse for him. Sad

It's the Ralphamale wrastlin' promo! He's shoot'n on all them marks!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I never thought I'd have to say this in regards to Ralph but...

You can't leave the Sektur. Nobody leaves the Sektur.

He always says shit like this. Just like two weeks ago he said he'd stop talking about personal stuff on air. Just like he said he wanted to focus on political commentary before that. Just like he said he loved the written word and would get back to writing. Just like he said he'd walk 2 miles.

Dude is all talk and just says whatever in the moment to soothe his paper mache ego. Once it's time to put the slightest effort in to follow through, he folds like a gunt crease.

 

[hawkisnight]

“War of the Roses type situation” seriously? You’re comparing a succession civil war to your stupid internet holler show?

It's not the first time he mentioned war of the roses this month. Piggy must have read like one paragraph on wikipedia and thinks he can impress people by throwing historical names. It's pig version of Rekieta's "myopia". They both want to sound smart but come off as more stupid.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Two days after declaring guntwar against kasino detractors and trying to run for the canadian satanic duo, he taps out. BUT IT TURNS OUT, CAPSBROS, ITS ACTUALLY US WHO QUIT ON THE SEKTUR! SAD!

 

[MadStan]

Ralph, you can check-out any time you like but you can never leave.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph properly commoditizing his Rage Piggery would actually be quite successful for him. For $25 or $50 I absolutely believe there’s a market of people who would love to hire him to cut promos threatening and shitting all over friends and family for fun.

But that would be work and work is for beta-cucks who support friends and family. That's not the Ralpha-Do!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph did a X Space today. In a roughly hour long call filled with technical difficulties, Ralph would declare that he is parting ways with the Sektur, and will no longer be mentioning anyone from the Sektur on his Killstream anymore:
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Around 42:00 Ralph is arguing with a caller about the Richard Spencer FWF appearance. Ralph claims Spencer just popped on with no planning, he booked Spencer on the show live on air. Lying so flippantly like that has to be a sign of brain damage, especially when he seemingly believes it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Mersh has turned on him and kicked him from his show

Getting rebuffed by numerous mentally disabled women and prostitutes was bad for Ralph, but I don't know how you get past Mersh not wanting to associate with you without putting a gun in your mouth.

 

[Braphamut]

He's constantly bringing up sueycide since he's been 'back' from 'rehab'.

Either through his oopsie-doodle dosage stories or recounting how Dax neglected him in the daddy-lover relationships Ralph keeps forming in his mind.

AH AWLMOS DAIYD! is getting about as stale as the rape enthusiasm shtick. We need new loops from The Sundown Kid.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's cut up about Dax and also I think the "rehab" saga might've just been a trap to get Manduh to start engaging with him again.

The true scale of what is going on in Ralph's life behind closed doors is an epigma.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph said in the leaked call he mostly did rehab because it looks good for the courts. His sobriety was always doomed.

My theory is he did actually go so he can have it on paper that he went but thinks as long as he isn't outwardly hostile towards Pantsu, and respectful to the courts, he's fine to keep boozing.

 

[David Spadem]

What’s up with the video testimonials lately? There’s been a string of them and they all look to be the same. Has Ralph lost his creativity? Maybe Amanda really was the muse for him. Sad

No one watches the Killstream to see him do these promos so he just does them on X to have some form of relevance on the internet.