Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Alex is afraid of Hinduism.
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True Boss of this Gym said:
Very early on in the thread, Alex said that his old folks knew about his pedophilic tendencies but never revealed how they actually felt about it. Since this is Alex, assume he is lying about that, and if he ever does admit what he does to them he should TOTALLY record it to own all the kiwi chuds.
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I wouldn't give too much credit to anything Alex says. He lied about all his beliefs for 4 years after all.
 
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Dead Lion said:
I want to make a satire out of Fresa and Kiwi being armless, it would be funny.
Should I also make them Blind too?
I shall give Fresa the Communist or the LGBT decoration.
Kiwis gave her the swastika which is no good
.Armless Fresa and Kiwi biting on their own leash.


Fresa and Kiwi are my armless nihilistic OCs. I gotta come up with a scenario for them.

I shall commission them to Konashi Akaya.
Alha is back, yay! She's a cute awesome anime girl, the one who inspired my glorious Suhail.
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I know you can't come up with your own stuff Alex. That's why you had to steal my designs! It's the ultimate form of flattery. Thanks for being my #1 fan. ❤️
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I wonder what a actual story with these characters would look like? It seems like Alex just draws his fetish art but quite literally misses the plot. That'd be the stuff of nightmares
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Even Felix had something resembling a plot when it came to Dr. Spunk. Sure it was literally "gay Nazi furry is trying to revive the Third Reich and turn London into his sex den", but it's at least something.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I wonder what a actual story with these characters would look like? It seems like Alex just draws his fetish art but quite literally misses the plot. That'd be the stuff of nightmares
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All of his plots are just “amputated loli straitjacket bdsm fetish that are serial killers and they don’t bathe, and they defy religion. Oh and, here’s some circus and amusement park and other dark theme to make sure that I’m more “superior” than the Kiwi Chuds!!!!”

In other words, Mary Sue kind of garbage with no story aside from fetishizing them to oblivion and nigger would also call his fetish artworks as “social experiments”.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Even Felix had something resembling a plot when it came to Dr. Spunk. Sure it was literally "gay Nazi furry is trying to revive the Third Reich and turn London into his sex den", but it's at least something.
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I mean yeah. It's just baffling how uncreative he is. He makes a doodle then seemingly discards it for the next. At least have a batshit plot for all these guys, a world if you will.
NaggotFigger said:
All of his plots are just “amputated loli straitjacket bdsm fetish that are serial killers and they don’t bathe, and they defy religion. Oh and, here’s some circus and amusement park and other dark theme to make sure that I’m more “superior” than the Kiwi Chuds!!!!”

In other words, Mary Sue kind of garbage with no story aside from fetishizing them to oblivion and nigger would also calling his fetish artworks as “social experiments”.
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Thing is he has so many characters it's like, bro, you can do more than be edgy and jack off to amputees. Make a comic, idk. It WOULD be Sonichu level, but hey, Sonichu at least has turned a profit lmao.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Thing is he has so many characters it's like, bro, you can do more than be edgy and jack off to amputees. Make a comic, idk. It WOULD be Sonichu level, but hey, Sonichu at least has turned a profit lmao.
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The unfortunate thing was that Alex has some potential, if only if he isn’t a sick fuck and a huge narcissist that huffs his own farts on a daily basis and call his own words facts and have far worse art skills compared to Chris, and tries to collaborate with other haram niggers who have a similar track record and footsteps like him.

Both Chris and Alex have autism, but at least Chris isn’t as borderline cheapskate as Alex (excluding the Barbussy incident) and wouldn’t actually fall for even the most obvious bait; Alex on the other hand, wouldn’t let things go and make dime-a-dozen gayops while yelling at his own hotel room’s walls and cry to sleep or improve his art skills like Chris (somehow). Instead, said this again, Alex wouldn’t let things go, or get the fuck out of the internet and make QoL improvements and receive feedback or actual criticism to save his own life. He’s terminally online, in a way that’s comparable to your average 4cuck lolipedo consoomer, but a neckbeard with shit-colored ginger hair and facial hair. He’s that retarded, infantile, helpless and autistic. And fat.

Also, have a quick sketch of realistic Suhail.
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NaggotFigger said:
The unfortunate thing was that Alex has some potential, if only if he isn’t a sick fuck and a huge narcissist that huffs his own farts on a daily basis and call his own words facts and have far worse art skills compared to Chris, and tries to collaborate with other haram niggers who have a similar track record and footsteps like him.

Both Chris and Alex have autism, but at least Chris isn’t as borderline cheapskate as Alex (excluding the Barbussy incident) and wouldn’t actually fall for even the most obvious bait; Alex on the other hand, wouldn’t let things go and make dime-a-dozen gayops while yelling at his own hotel room’s walls and cry to sleep or improve his art skills like Chris (somehow). Instead, said this again, Alex wouldn’t let things go, or get the fuck out of the internet and make QoL improvements and receive feedback or actual criticism to save his own life. He’s terminally online, in a way that’s comparable to your average 4cuck lolipedo consoomer, but a neckbeard with shit-coloted ginger hair and facial hair. He’s that retarded, infantile, helpless and autistic. And fat.

Also, have a quick sketch of realistic Suhail.
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When it mattered (for the most part) Chris could just ignore the Trolls and draw his comics with Crayola Markers. He vented into the comics. Alex isn't like that. He'd rather scream into the void.

And you're right that Alex is terminally online. That's most of his problems. Chris at least left the house to get banned at Walmart. What the fuck does Alex do all day but seethe?
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
And you're right that Alex is terminally online. That's most of his problems. Chris at least left the house to get banned at Walmart. What the fuck does Alex do all day but seethe?
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The idiot was in Mexico for 4 whole months and spent it inside seething online. Even when directly handed opportunity he'd rather squander it on throwing tardfits online.
 
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LowlyPheasent said:
The idiot was in Mexico for 4 whole months and spent it inside seething online. Even when directly handed opportunity he'd rather squander it on throwing tardfits online.
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I couldn't imagine doing that. If I'm in another country, I'm going to be doing shit. Go to the beach bro. Seriously man.
 
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He posts about his haters having no life. His family is currently forcing him to try and have a life by funding a multi month vacation and he's spending it indirectly on/about KF. I don't get to travel much but I couldn't imagine spending any time on some shit like that. Hell, I even felt bad watching the Eagles game when I was in Kazakhstan even though it was like 2am and the wife was asleep and there was nothing going on. Except sleep I suppose.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
Here's the WIP of my 2nd Suhail and Sight redesign.
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This is a toned and masculine in behavior guy, by the way. He's going to kill you with 6 katanas.
Literally a callout to this meme:
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Suhail revamps. Traditional art edition.
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I don't want to put down your efforts but the more you draw hands the more I'm convinced you're an AI.
 
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