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The Un-Clit said:
I have to admit it, the only wines I like ARE sweet wines. I might just have to give this a try, if it's even sold in Canada, we're pretty Jew-lite up here, at least in the Vancouver area. Toronto is New York: Hoser Edition so they probably have more over there.
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You don't want to drink that. Seriously. It's nasty as fuck. And if you get drunk off of it the hangovers are just next level.

I mean do you guys have Mad Dog 20/20 up there?

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This stuff is also nasty but it's like a rite of passage down here. You get shitfaced on this in college and while again the hangovers are terrible you still come back and drink it again because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. Strawberry-Kiwi was probably the best but that's not saying much. It's the difference between getting punched in the face and punched in the gut. They both hurt but in different ways.

If you want a sweet wine try the German varietals. They tend to be sweeter. Or maybe an Aussie Shiraz. They tend to be dry but they're very fruit forward so they can give the illusion of sweetness.

a hapless toad said:
Oh God don't do it, fren.. I've only had it once in a shot glass and that was enough.

Stick to your native icewine or if you want to branch out then the ghetto bitches are all about Moscato these days.
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Icewine? That stuff is great. Expensive as hell though.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
You don't want to drink that. Seriously. It's nasty as fuck. And if you get drunk off of it the hangovers are just next level.

I mean do you guys have Mad Dog 20/20 up there?

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This stuff is also nasty but it's like a rite of passage down here. You get shitfaced on this in college and while again the hangovers are terrible you still come back and drink it again because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. Strawberry-Kiwi was probably the best but that's not saying much. It's the difference between getting punched in the face and punched in the gut. They both hurt but in different ways.

If you want a sweet wine try the German varietals. They tend to be sweeter. Or maybe an Aussie Shiraz. They tend to be dry but they're very fruit forward so they can give the illusion of sweetness.


Icewine? That stuff is great. Expensive as hell though.
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Yes, German dessert wines like Golden October are among my faves. Icewine is fantastic but way too expensive to drink to get drunk on.

We don't have mad dog up here. For cheap American 'drink to get pissed' stuff we do have Colt 45 (which really doesn't taste all that bad) but usually the kids first 'drink till you puke' drink is good ol' Smirnoff or Stoli vodka and OJ.

When I was a kid it was a wine cooler called "Barberrian" decked out with axes and shields which was a 14% berry flavoured cooler that came in 2 liter (half gallon) bottles. Tasted so good going down, so rancid coming up. Too bad that shits not sold any more. I want some now. :-(
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Yes, German dessert wines like Golden October are among my faves. Icewine is fantastic but way too expensive to drink to get drunk on.

We don't have mad dog up here. For cheap American 'drink to get pissed' stuff we do have Colt 45 (which really doesn't taste all that bad) but usually the kids first 'drink till you puke' drink is good ol' Smirnoff or Stoli vodka and OJ.

When I was a kid it was a wine cooler called "Barberrian" decked out with axes and shields which was a 14% berry flavoured cooler that came in 2 liter (half gallon) bottles. Tasted so good going down, so rancid coming up. Too bad that shits not sold any more. I want some now. :-(
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You're not actually missing anything if you guys don't have Mad Dog, Night Train, Thunderbird and other so called "bum wines". They're really nasty.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
You don't want to drink that. Seriously. It's nasty as fuck. And if you get drunk off of it the hangovers are just next level.
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He's right. I mean go ahead and buy it, if you go to a liquor store in a Jewish neighborhood (check to see how large their kosher wine section is (see kosher pops up again it's not just meat it's all consumables)- the larger the better) you can get it for something like $10 CAN, or $5 USD. If they don't have manischevitz look for " "Kedem" or "Gefen" (they're the Jewish version of what Goya is to the Hispanics) or "Rashi". Remember if it's more than $10 after tax it's too expensive, I mean it is shit after all!



Falcon Sebben said:
I mean do you guys have Mad Dog 20/20 up there?

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This stuff is also nasty but it's like a rite of passage down here. You get shitfaced on this in college and while again the hangovers are terrible you still come back and drink it again because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. Strawberry-Kiwi was probably the best but that's not saying much. It's the difference between getting punched in the face and punched in the gut. They both hurt but in different ways.
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Every guy I knew who drank that shit in University ended up sleeping with someone they regretted in the morning. I knew someone who would mix mad dog with everclear to pregame before going to parties.



Falcon Sebben said:
Icewine? That stuff is great. Expensive as hell though.
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Where can one find that?
 
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The Dude said:
Phil has become so fucking stale and boring that we are having discussions of sweet Jew wine compared to the cheap fortified wine that homeless winoes drink. Phil has become such a useless loser.
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“Kiwi Farms have once again made a threat against Me. FREE PALESTINE. please notice me. the antifa people won’t reply to my messages.”

Anyway, over here, the bumwine of choice is Buckfast Tonic Wine, or as the Scots call it, Wreck the Hoose Juice.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
“Kiwi Farms have once again made a threat against Me. FREE PALESTINE. please notice me. the antifa people won’t reply to my messages.”

Anyway, over here, the bumwine of choice is Buckfast Tonic Wine, or as the Scots call it, Wreck the Hoose Juice.
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It's always surprised me that it's so popular in Scotland when there's cheaper options

The gold standard of course being white cider, with a three litre bottle costing about £4.50 and containing as much alcohol as 21 shots of vodka
 
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Blah blah blah, we are zionists, philthy spews retardedness about camel jockies being killed off etc..

So anyway, in Greece we have a very sweet wine called mavrodafne, it's sickingly sweet and it's what we use for communion wine in the Greek Orthodox church. It is mainly produced in Achaia Clauss. I've been there back in the early 00s. It's a nice little tour that ends with a taste test of the wine.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
You don't want to drink that. Seriously. It's nasty as fuck. And if you get drunk off of it the hangovers are just next level.

I mean do you guys have Mad Dog 20/20 up there?

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This stuff is also nasty but it's like a rite of passage down here. You get shitfaced on this in college and while again the hangovers are terrible you still come back and drink it again because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. Strawberry-Kiwi was probably the best but that's not saying much. It's the difference between getting punched in the face and punched in the gut. They both hurt but in different ways.

If you want a sweet wine try the German varietals. They tend to be sweeter. Or maybe an Aussie Shiraz. They tend to be dry but they're very fruit forward so they can give the illusion of sweetness.


Icewine? That stuff is great. Expensive as hell though.
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Man you bringing up MD 20 20 and college.

Back in college I knew a guy who always kept a bunch in a cooler. He handed them out like candy to girls on campus and would always say “Get yourself some 20-20 Vision.” He ended up being charged with sexual assault. Pleaded no contest.

Anyway getting back on topic. I don’t understand how he is just erasing the fact he used to identify as Jewish and even gave himself a name that would be the brainchild of a Nazi propagandist against the Jews (Ahuviya Harel). Now suddenly he hates all things Jewish. It’s honestly funny to me. Of course it’s because he doesn’t care about either side really and it’s just trendy to support Palestine on the Left now but I really wonder what his pals would think if it was brought up that he used to be firmly pro-Israel and identified as Jewish.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil has become such a useless loser.
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Become?

Zemblan Physics said:
I hate you as much as Phil hates losing knife-fights to produce
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I think Phil thinks he won that fight.

Alex Krycek said:
his pals
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Does he have any? I'm not counting the ones who use him as a place to stay, he's just a mark to them.

Despite his claimed involvement with Rose City Antifa, I think the last people he had around were the ones he was with when he had the pepper spray incident for which he's awaiting trial. None of them turned up to support him in court, usually 'activists' love an opportunity to show up in solidarity.
In the most recent pictures we have he's just standing awkwardly in the vicinity of of the other special soldiers as they ignore him.
He gets zero engagement on social media, again, a place where armchair activists are usually pretty vocal.

In the past when he wore out his welcome he picked up and moved but I think he's too depressed to try again.

In conclusion, we are all he has left. Oof.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Does he have any? I'm not counting the ones who use him as a place to stay, he's just a mark to them.

Despite his claimed involvement with Rose City Antifa, I think the last people he had around were the ones he was with when he had the pepper spray incident for which he's awaiting trial. None of them turned up to support him in court, usually 'activists' love an opportunity to show up in solidarity.
In the most recent pictures we have he's just standing awkwardly in the vicinity of of the other special soldiers as they ignore him.
He gets zero engagement on social media, again, a place where armchair activists are usually pretty vocal.

In the past when he wore out his welcome he picked up and moved but I think he's too depressed to try again.

In conclusion, we are all he has left. Oof.
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IIRC, the most recent actual interaction we’ve seen between Fatty and Antifa members was his tard wrangler scolding him for pepper spraying that woman like he was a very fat toddler.
 
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Since we're talking about drinking, as a teenager in Japan, I'd get a bottle of orange Qoo and a bottle of 151. Dump a fair bit of the Qoo out and mix in the 151. You couldn't smell or taste the 151. Japanese stores(at least at that time) would sell alcohol and cigarettes to American teenagers and if I came across one that wouldn't, I'd just use one of the numerous cigarette and alcohol vending machines.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
I don’t understand how he is just erasing the fact he used to identify as Jewish and even gave himself a name that would be the brainchild of a Nazi propagandist against the Jews (Ahuviya Harel). Now suddenly he hates all things Jewish. It’s honestly funny to me. Of course it’s because he doesn’t care about either side really and it’s just trendy to support Palestine on the Left now but I really wonder what his pals would think if it was brought up that he used to be firmly pro-Israel and identified as Jewish.
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It's because Taters is still in his "Fuck You DAD!" phase of life where he needs to rebel against society. And since here in the US a lot of people support Israel it means he needs to support Palestine.

It was like his short lived Satanist phase. It was because the majority of Americans are some form of Christian.
Or his communist / Maoist phase because we're capitalist.

Taters couldn't be more transparent that this is all performance. I'd call it performance art but that cheapens the word "art".
 
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