Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

New project update.
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Heroes.
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Abi claims another.
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Typewriter Monke complains about medical treatment.
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Abi offers advice.
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Comedy corner.
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The attached images.
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Morgana Ignis.
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Something that I've postponed talking about is that I did attend an actor's workshop not long ago to support an acquaintance. I'm powerleveling because the workshop was pretty technical too (you may recall on my posts on Choob's video on acting analysis that most of it is about everything around acting) however the technical aspect was on how to build your portfolio on top of teaching approaches to acting.

I'm bringing this up because it occurred to me that the outfits picked for the Choob videos were picked so he can have something striking for his photo book. From what I learned, the styling philosophy of Choob runs contrary to common sense for building such (neutral colours, simple outfits) but the first Abichoob outfit was a very simple black and white dress that was seen everywhere when his transition was announced. Assuming the wardrobe selection wasn't done as a humilliation ritual for HexCorp, it is possible it was selected to portray his acting range. In pure Choobian fashion, it was understood backwards and only serves to show Choob's interpreation of 'serving' rather than he could play a believable mechanic, pilot, homemaker or whatever the fuck was the warning sign tape.
 
The Phobe Waller-Bridge stuff is funny. Like its some sitcom trope where at every single event he goes to someone says he looks and sounds like the one from Fleabag and every now and again he throws out into social media "hey im nothing like the one from Fleabag btw" but he's just not famous enough for this to do any good.
The hilarity would be that if he ever tried to use his cringe for comedy writing, he wouldn't be able to get a Phoebe Waller-Bridge cameo. It'd be like when Simon Amstell tried to riff on his obsession with Ben Whishaw, but had to case the guy from Games of Thrones as "Ben Theodore". Or more accurately when Ollie tried to get Nigella Lawson on his YouTube channel and ended up being creepy towards a cardboard cutout of Nigella Lawson.

Anyway, with the Ofcom nuisance I'm going to have to switch to Tor until I figure out a VPN, and that always fucks up my image posting, so while I still have a valid KiwiFlare token please enjoy these unretouched Getty Images of Choob in that dress at the Newport Beach Film Festival (I assume "sexy nympho vampire slut has trauma :c" is getting a screening).
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As a refresher, the New Arrivals gown cost €1485/£1230/$1600, so I understand aggressively rewearing such an expensive garment. But I also understand having eyes and being able to perceive how you look in a dress, so I don't understand ever leaving the changing room in it. The only person who arguably pulled it off was Hailee Steinfeld
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She's got the literal opposite body to Ollie but even then I think she looks good despite this monstrosity.
 
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I just love how one could look at the solo Ollie photos and think, "That's probably a man, but maybe it's just a very unfortunate-looking woman," but pictures with anyone else instantly remove any doubt.
Kind of like seeing a really impressive look game, thinking the faces are amazing, then immediately starting at the faces of the people in your basement.

Yeah, you can have an amazing make up artist and the perfect photographer and the most expensive cameras, editing equipment and coordinator money can buy, but at the end of the day you are only able to replicate it to a degree. Even the worst example of woman-kind would quickly dispel the illusion.
 
It’s genuinely astounding the lengths these mentally-ill bi- and hetero-sexual men will go to for a socially appropriate outlet for their lesbi-fetish. He’s a man in a white shirt calling himself a lesbian. It’s like calling one’s bullshit lies “manifesting”.

It’s funny because - like many violent and pathological men - the Unabomber was a tranny. Funny how Mick inadvertently misgendered poor Aunt Teddy. It’s almost like he wants to obscure the relationship between transvestism and murder. Or the male potential for violence, because that would conform with what TERFs are saying. And we can’t let the bio-holes win, can we?
 
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It’s genuinely astounding the lengths these mentally-ill bi- and hetero-sexual men will go to for a socially appropriate outlet for their lesbi-fetish. He’s a man in a white shirt calling himself a lesbian. It’s like calling one’s bullshit lies “manifesting”.
Is he a lesbian again this week? Did he break up with his boyfriend or is he just calling himself one of those "bi lesbians"
 
But I also understand having eyes and being able to perceive how you look in a dress, so I don't understand ever leaving the changing room in it.
I think troons get tricked by their worst enemy/best friend - their own appearance in isolation. Hes looking at himself in the mirror with his man eyes as he primps himself ready to step out into the evening. Any stylists or makeup artists he employs are not even human. He only sees TOOB.

He doesn't get the forewarning of how insanely ridiculous it looks to tower over two women - real, non muggles, people who exist, people on a red carpet - in black dresses with a normal neckline and yet their neck/bust lines yet these are at the same level of his which cuts off just above his bellybutton lmao
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More on Mr Beast.
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"Mallory" Moore wrote a long thread about something.
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In the middle, Oliver wrote this.
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Creatives.
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Full pics.
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The alt texts.
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(The guy with BIRD tattooed on his arm is "Trinket," strange Ollie didn't mention him. He used to go by Cyboid.)
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Comedy corner.
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(That's a crap joke.)
 
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More on Mr Beast.
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"Mallory" Moore wrote a long thread about something.
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(That's a crap joke.)
That arm wrestling photo is ripe for a toobening from one of the resident artists.
 
In the middle, Oliver wrote this.
Theodicy is basically justifying the existence of evil in the face of overwhelming omnipotent good - "bad things happen because you turned your back on God and it's the absence of His love which is evil" or "evil exists because we have free will, without free will there'd be no evil". Soul making theodicy, as can be found on this GCSE Bitesize website, is basically the idea that in order to become good, we must experience evil.
It's not actually an advanced concept - "if God is all knowing, all powerful and all loving, why does he let bad things happen to good people?" is a question that occurs to any child in Sunday school. Using the word theodicy is just Ollie engaging with the theology part of his joint honours undergrad (basically he took a minor in it).
Anyway, this isn't the first time he's gratuitously arm wrestled in drag;


but that photo doesn't t deserve to hide behind a spoiler.
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I'm not sure why it's so particularly obscene, but it really is upsetting to look at. I feel like I was at a hen party and then accidentally wandered into an adjacent gay sex dungeon or something.
 
I believe that if you were to show this to people just a little over 10 years ago, they may choose to believe this is just two bros at the frat house that took their girls' bikinis so they could be naked. Perhaps share it as an example of masculinity trumping machismo. Maybe even ending up on a listable article about 'just SoCal things'.

All times suck ass. It sucked back then, it sucks now and it will suck. But at least right now you can laugh that these 'dainty women' that engage in the quintessential showing of male strength are literally just two dudes that a decade ago would probably be doing the same exact thing. 'Tism is a flat circle.
 
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