Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Acceptable]

Somebody explained it previously but genuinely I don’t get it can someone tell me why his his bottom teeth are in all still intact? Is it gravity? What’s going on. He’s got a full row of shiny yellow squares down there.

 

[Gnelf]

Fucking Christ! How is that not excruciating?!
I neglected a molar cavity during covid and when it got to the point of no return I had to take maybe 800 mils of ibuprofen just to dull that awful, throbbing pain. Then had to shove in a bit of paper towel soaked in a numbing agent I got off the counter. Got that taken care of the second I was able too, but that was just one tooth. All his top incisors, canine, and premolars are just...crumbling in his mouth....

You know those dreams people sometimes get of your teeth falling out, or chewing on something and all of a sudden your teeth are in pieces?

He lives that every single day.

 

[Candover]

Fucking Christ! How is that not excruciating?!
I neglected a molar cavity during covid and when it got to the point of no return I had to take maybe 800 mils of ibuprofen just to dull that awful, throbbing pain. Then had to shove in a bit of paper towel soaked in a numbing agent I got off the counter. Got that taken care of the second I was able too, but that was just one tooth. All his top incisors, canine, and premolars are just...crumbling in his mouth....

All the alcohol is just to numb the pain. Probably just dead nerves inside the remains of those teeth.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Wanna say some doctorfag explained how they eventually get to the point where all the nerves are dead. So basically super bad pain and then your living that sexy goth bad boy dream life

 

[Dill]

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Wanna say some doctorfag explained how they eventually get to the point where all the nerves are dead. So basically super bad pain and then your living that sexy goth bad boy dream life

pretty much yeah. if it hurts it means the nerves are still alive. eventually they die off and it wont hurt anymore until it works its way down to the next area that still has nerves or gets infected.

honestly i bet some of his teeth could just be pulled out by hand at this point. he would fair so much better just getting them all removed and given some goth dentures.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Somebody explained it previously but genuinely I don’t get it can someone tell me why his his bottom teeth are in all still intact? Is it gravity? What’s going on. He’s got a full row of shiny yellow squares down there.

something about your bottom teeth are more protected because of your saliva or something like that

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

I got some bottom shelf liquor and fried chicken TWU. While I'm not going to slather it in counterintuitive slop I am feeling pretty good about it.

Happy Birthday, Cobes!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You know those dreams people sometimes get of your teeth falling out, or chewing on something and all of a sudden your teeth are in pieces?

He lives that every single day.

The monkey's paw version of "living the dream", toobs.

 

[Epikusername4]

happy birthday cobes TWU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Better not black out, go live and crash out, BOY!

Can't believe his birthdays are nontent now.

 

[Muze]

Sushi Review

TWU

 

[vanta pilled]

he would fair so much better just getting them all removed and given some goth dentures.

You can easily get him onboard with this by saying Ozzy has got dentures, and if you get them then you'll be just like him!

 

[Candover]

pretty much yeah. if it hurts it means the nerves are still alive. eventually they die off and it wont hurt anymore until it works its way down to the next area that still has nerves or gets infected.

honestly i bet some of his teeth could just be pulled out by hand at this point. he would fair so much better just getting them all removed and given some goth dentures.

Medicare covers tooth extractions but not dentures. So, Clint is going to have to pony up around $5000-$7000 for the boy’s new chompers. A part of me feels like that’s never going to happen because Clint wouldn’t want to drop that much money on something that will only last a short time. Such as, Josh never bothering to sanitize them, and him doing stupid shit like biting into Jawbreakers and other hard foods to test them out. They might even just end up lost somewhere in the trailer during one of Josh’s drunk blackouts too, or smashed to bits like his graveyard of phones.

 

[HiveDull]

Grocery store sushi is MDTWU.
Also "I'm not too particularly hungry" has been said so he is 100% not gonna finish the 15 piece sushi.

Hope he isn't too drunk to go to a birthday dinner.

 

[Epikusername4]

Medicare covers tooth extractions but not dentures. So, Clint is going to have to pony up around $5000-$7000 for the boy’s new chompers. A part of me feels like that’s never going to happen because Clint wouldn’t want to drop that much money on something that will only last a short time. Such as, Josh never bothering to sanitize them, and him doing stupid shit like biting into Jawbreakers and other hard foods to test them out. They might even just end up lost somewhere in the trailer during one of Josh’s drunk blackouts too, or smashed to bits like his graveyard of phones.

clint bought the boy a trailer, he would buy him dentures

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

clint bought the boy a trailer, he would buy him dentures

I love how he always refers to it as a house and not a trailer.

I believe he is incredibly depressed right now, and having a really hard time dealing with it, at least a lot more than normal. The long talk about what he is going to do when he wins the lottery, the drinking binges. I think this is major projecting, he is trying so hard to put out a strong face that everything is going well, even despite the channel being terminated. I'm sure part of it is to "own the trolls", but the other part is that it is comforting to live in our delusions. His isolation is probably making this 100x worse. The boy really needs actual friends right now to hang out with.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Happy 70th birthday Cobes TWU

 

[DocHoliday]

I love how he always refers to it as a house and not a trailer.

I believe he is incredibly depressed right now, and having a really hard time dealing with it, at least a lot more than normal. The long talk about what he is going to do when he wins the lottery, the drinking binges. I think this is major projecting, he is trying so hard to put out a strong face that everything is going well, even despite the channel being terminated. I'm sure part of it is to "own the trolls", but the other part is that it is comforting to live in our delusions. His isolation is probably making this 100x worse. The boy really needs actual friends right now to hang out with.

Has he ever had any real friends besides Darfliny? Pretty much everyone he hangouts with are pieces of shit who are there to leech off of him.

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[California King]

I love how he always refers to it as a house and not a trailer.

I believe he is incredibly depressed right now, and having a really hard time dealing with it, at least a lot more than normal. The long talk about what he is going to do when he wins the lottery, the drinking binges. I think this is major projecting, he is trying so hard to put out a strong face that everything is going well, even despite the channel being terminated. I'm sure part of it is to "own the trolls", but the other part is that it is comforting to live in our delusions. His isolation is probably making this 100x worse. The boy really needs actual friends right now to hang out with.

But is Clint a bad dad? Does Cobra belong in a group home? Did Floorlord suck him off?