Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dill]

 

[BallBuster II]

34 is the new 50. In the boy's case atleast.

4-5am and he is drinking a cheap 80 proof Canadian Whiskey and 40s of Bud. I think we are going to get an afternoon video/stream where he is completely sloshed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The BOY hasn’t lost his touch for unintentional comedic timing. Either that or farts and burps are used to put emphasis on certain spoken points in Boglimese.

 

[Statix_Shark]

This is from five months ago but I was watching old Boglim Chronicles in the background and this last line from Cobes made me laugh.
As long as BOY gets his extra crispy.
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The way his prehensile carp lips just drag the chicken to the teeth in the back that still work, will always amaze me. The boglim really is evolving into another subspecies of homo sapiens, right before our eyes.

 

[biggacracka]

The BOY hasn’t lost his touch for unintentional comedic timing. Either that or farts and burps are used to put emphasis on certain spoken points in Boglimese.

Boglims have developed africans clicks but in farts and burps

 

[Fortyone]

This is from five months ago but I was watching old Boglim Chronicles in the background and this last line from Cobes made me laugh.
As long as BOY gets his extra crispy.
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The post-breakup chicken and gravy bender is one of his most underrated moments. I think he was so blasted on liquor, duster, and possibly spice that he permanently lowered his IQ by at least a few points on that day

 

[Dill]

Its always funny whenever he eats fried chicken

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Teeth Update

 

[Potion_Time]

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The boglim is all about owning the troles with facts and logic.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Teeth Update
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Meth addicts have better teeth than him at this point.

 

[McWeaeselton]

Its always funny whenever he eats fried chicken

The boy eats chicken the same way a Komodo Dragon does. Very goth tbh toobz.

 

[sort pil]

So he's still going on about winning "the lottery". Has he ever mentioned buying some kind of ticket or being told you even have to and responded?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

So he's still going on about winning "the lottery". Has he ever mentioned buying some kind of ticket or being told you even have to and responded?

I think he bought a Powerball once in 2019. Dude seems to think you can win without playing(In all fairness, your odds are about the same either way).

 

[Ashwar]

Papa Clint bought him the trailer........it's funny that he has 4 videos telling youtube to suck his dick and eat his ass. But now that he "thinks" he might get his channel back.....he is for Team youtube. which I find it hard to think that anyone is really looking into overturning his channel

 

[sort pil]

I think he bought a Powerball once in 2019. Dude seems to think you can win without playing(In all fairness, your odds are about the same either way).

Even if he did win he'd probably not realize it like the fake scratch tickets he got hehe

 

[Candover]

Its always funny whenever he eats fried chicken

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Devouring meat like a pre-historic flightless bird is MDWU. At least now we know that in low/zero gravity Josh would choke on his food.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

They are giving away free lotto tickets w/ grubhub deliveries in some states. You get a code w/ the order to punch into the powerball or megamillions site.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

They are giving away free lotto tickets w/ grubhub deliveries in some states. You get a code w/ the order to punch into the powerball or megamillions site.

He can barely figure out how to put pizza toppings on a Dominoes order correctly, I think redeeming promo codes across different services and platforms is beyond Einstein's capability.

 

[Candover]

He can barely figure out how to put pizza toppings on a Dominoes order correctly, I think redeeming promo codes across different services and platforms is beyond Einstein's capability.

Even if he got a winning ticket, he would never know it was a winner, nor would he ever know how to cash it in. He's gotten fake winner prank scratch tickets before, and he didn't even realize they were winning tickets. Went right into the trash.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Teeth Update
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Fucking Christ! How is that not excruciating?!
I neglected a molar cavity during covid and when it got to the point of no return I had to take maybe 800 mils of ibuprofen just to dull that awful, throbbing pain. Then had to shove in a bit of paper towel soaked in a numbing agent I got off the counter. Got that taken care of the second I was able too, but that was just one tooth. All his top incisors, canine, and premolars are just...crumbling in his mouth....