Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Charlie Sheen]

I've actually wanted Cobra to get a blender for a while, so he can learn to blend his foods into a drinkable form. Then we can get food hacks of him throwing all of his groceries into a blender and making a puree like you'd see in a nursing home.

Dank food hacks in a blender with half a bottle of vodka mixed in is Most Definitely what Might be up once the teeth go

 

[Fishcakes]

I wish he would fuck off and get himself sorted, because at times watching him is hard because he looks like he could go any time soon. That rapid bloating, his general slowing down, it all spells serious medical issue.

I dunno man, as bleak as it sounds I think this is the end game. I can't stop thinking about this photo where Cobes looks pregnant, it smacks of ascites which is caused by cirrhosis of the liver. [source: Fishcakes - Internet Doctor] and he would never go to the hospital, the fact he let almost every tooth in his mouth rot out is evidence of this.
I think one day he's just gonna flop on the floor and Clint's twice monthly check in won't be in time.
I wish he'd go and get a health check.

 

[Acceptable]

he used to go to the dentist all the time. back at his first bog lair he he would talk about dentist updates and cavities.
not that anything Jessica says is truthful but she said his legs were covered in some sort of yeasty rash. how long can you realistically ignore something like that before seeing a doctor?

 

[Dick Pooman]

how long can you realistically ignore something like that before seeing a doctor?

Cobra would set the world record

 

[Heydrich]

The boy's full blown incel arc kinda sucks ass

Still infinitely better than the NAL drama.

 

[deadson]

all you do is fill with water and soap and blend it a few times until the water runs clear and then use a sponge just to clean anything on the outside and inside that might have been left. yea thats a pain for the boglim. but for anyone of average IQ its not really that bad. he doesn't even clean his pots and pans i don't see why he wouldn't mind a dirty blender

he could make dank margaritas

Even if it's easy to clean like that, I would not recommend cleaning a blender like that. If the blender doesn't come apart, then before reaching in UNPLUG the blender first. I know it's stupid to put that there but you can't even trust normies to have common sense when it comes to things like that.

 

[California King]

Even if it's easy to clean like that, I would not recommend cleaning a blender like that. If the blender doesn't come apart, then before reaching in UNPLUG the blender first. I know it's stupid to put that there but you can't even trust normies to have common sense when it comes to things like that.

I don't even let other people in the kitchen, at all, when I'm clearing or cleaning the garbage disposal.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

she said his legs were covered in some sort of yeasty rash

Yet it slept with him anyway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't even let other people in the kitchen, at all, when I'm clearing or cleaning the garbage disposal.

I turn off the breaker for the kitchen if I have to work on the disposal.

 

[AnOminous]

I turn off the breaker for the kitchen if I have to work on the disposal.

I haven't had to even mess with the disposal since putting a mesh strainer on the drain leading to it. I HATE messing with that shit ever. Definitely a good recommendation though on just turning it off at the breaker, sort of like a Home Improvement version of Lockout/Tagout (factory safety procedure where anything that can fucking KILL you is completely disabled before you get even near to its hurty bits).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Definitely a good recommendation though on just turning it off at the breaker, sort of like a Home Improvement version of Lockout/Tagout (factory safety procedure where anything that can fucking KILL you is completely disabled before you get even near to its hurty bits).

My rule is never fuck with anything involving electric current or powered machinery in any form unless it is totally cut off from a power source and you know it. A lot like gun safety.

 

[AnOminous]

My rule is never fuck with anything involving electric current or powered machinery in any form unless it is totally cut off from a power source and you know it. A lot like gun safety.

And like with LO/TO, not that alone, but no fucking retard can just wander along and turn it back on.

 

[grand larsony]

OpenAI just released a new update to GPT-4o, allowing it to natively generate images without the need for a separate model that turns text into an image. A friend sent me these images he made of Cobra and I love them. I hope you enjoy them too

Spoiler: Images

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

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"Circle of protection on George Washingsmith as we cross this most gothic of delawhores. That's what's up, smoke signals."

 

[Earl of Slander]

these images

Thats cool and all, but why is there pic of Lindsay Ellis in the bottom right?

 

[Pencil Pusher]

Todays alcoholic words of wisdom
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Dude man living the island boi lyfe these days.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Quick li'l crosspost from the Boglimpedia thread:

Thread necro time - I've been hard at work(on-and-off) on the Boglimpedia, and I'm now starting to narrow down the more hard-to-find media surrounding Casper Wyoming's #1 bog boy.
Namely, I am looking for:

• Stream vod from August 23, 2019 - This is the infamous SWATting livestream, and it's an important event in the Cobraverse. Most of the major archival channels did not save this one to prevent the SWATter from getting any amount of credit, but we're past statute of limitations at this point. I'd say I don't think we've had worse trolling attempts since, but someone did actually pay for NAL's third visit.
• KingCobraJFS' 6th album, Cemetery Gates - From what I've heard and been able to discover in my spare time, this album is effectively lost media. The Rumble archive doesn't have it, I can't find it on YouTube, but I'm certain it exists out there somewhere.
• An artistically talented individual to assist in making graphics for the various characters of importance in the Cobraverse - Smaller names like Gothic Dee, Rasta Man Jeremy Rogers, CoolTaste, the Casper PD, etc.. We have a few up on the site already courtesy of @anliteralidiot but my artistic prowess is relegated to MS Paint shitposts.

And of course, content is always welcome - I am but one man who got actually invested after Jessica started showing up on the scene, so most of what I know is relegated to compilations, Bitesize's docu-series, and what I learn here in the thread. It's not required, but it's greatly appreciated. Now listen to me rant about gender relations while I sit pouting with my arms folded.

These last 4 years of nontent prove to be the most difficult to write for yet.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There has been some good content over last few years. It’s not the same lack of awareness gold from the early years but it has its own charm. We have the puff saga, mead arc, doordash/grindr date period, wet and juicy spell, and the horrible season finale of last year with NAL. Probably bunch of other minor events the writers put in ive forgotten

 

[GameratePTSD]

This is from five months ago but I was watching old Boglim Chronicles in the background and this last line from Cobes made me laugh.
As long as BOY gets his extra crispy.

 

[Candover]

34 is the new 50. In the boy's case atleast.