Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[nanona]

the most flattering depictions in the whole thread. she will post these on her socials in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Cake Point]

the most flattering depictions in the whole thread. she will post these on her socials in 3... 2... 1...

With coping post such as “at least I look cute ”

 

[Oliver Onions]

or when she had Ian so tightly wrapped around her finger that she did whatever she wanted and made Ian do whatever she wanted as well?

This is definitely the more interesting arc. It's amazing to see how much Ian is willing to tolerate because he has so little self-respect.

I really don't know if Anisa is strong enough to handle pregnancy and childbirth to be honest.

I don't know why people are debating if she'd go natural or C-section when it's obvious she would do what all trend-chasing parents who view kids as a fashion accessory do and pay some third-world woman to carry and birth the kid for her so it could then be raised by a Mexican nanny.

Anisa only wants the clout of being a mother so she has something else to lecture people on. She has no interest in all the icky painful stuff, that's for poor people to endure!

 

[Zilch]

C-sections are harder to recover from and leave a scar. They're both terrible experiences but she'd do natural because she's vain.

I meant natural childbirth as in drug-free.
Which is painful, but you can learn breath work and get through it.
C-section scars usually heal well and aren't super noticeable. Recovery does suck though.
I wouldn't say they're both terrible experiences. C-sections are worse.

Stretch marks and ruining her belly tattoo, I feel would be Anisa's biggest fear. You know apart from raising a child.
She isn't maternal. She doesn't even take care of her dogs.

 

[stupid frog]

Anisa says she has TWO UTERUS!!! And is SUPER fertile and she can potentially have two different babies with two different sperms at the same time

 

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two different babies with two different sperms at the same time

One with Hassan and one with CRG

 

[CyberInu]

Literally what in her life is there to be happy about besides not having any responsibilities and getting to fuck off?

The bangs look like shit too. Keep posting to stories anus, it’s funny watching you loose about 100 followers a day. You and your husband lose subs every single time you post. That does take talent.

When anisa eventually dies her headstone will read

Anisa Riyadh Jomha
1993-TBD
Proud, Confident, Always Happy​

She died doing what she loved: finding herself.

 

[LimeRikki]

She died doing what she loved: finding herself.

Needless to say, her life was an endless journey.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila, so when is Anisa going to force Ian to do the same?

 

[James Brown]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila, so when is Anisa going to force Ian to do the same?
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Actual lunacy, the weird trailer trash shit all these west coast youtubers with married parents do. Like holy fuck. As far as portrait tattoos go it's not that bad...but why? Portrait tattoos are for a very specific kind of person. The kinds that don't make over $18,000 annually.

Honestly the more I look at it, it's better than any of Anus and Ian's tats by miles. It only looks like shit because Hila actually looks like that, the detail is otherwise bretty good.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila, so when is Anisa going to force Ian to do the same?
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How are these done? Is it like a machine or something?
Its like this weird photo realistic feel to it, like a machine just stamped it on him on a conveyor belt.
I REALLY dislike the style, lol.

 

[vanta pilled]

How are these done? Is it like a machine or something?
Its like this weird photo realistic feel to it, like a machine just stamped it on him on a conveyor belt.
I REALLY dislike the style, lol.

It's done by hand, (some) tattoo artists are just that good nowadays. Of course, you don't want to see bad portrait tattoos.

The reason why most have a similar style is that most people who want portrait tattoos just want a photo stamped on their body, so photorealistic it is.

 

[Hate Campaign]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila

Did Ethan cheat on Hila recently or something because holy fuck why

 

[Piss Bear]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila, so when is Anisa going to force Ian to do the same?
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It's a very good portrait tattoo, but the text is a bit cringy. Ah well, at least it has sentimental value to Ethan and probably means a lot to Hila. This single tattoo he has has more meaning than every single one of Anisa's shit tattoos combined.

 

[CoolFool]

Actual lunacy, the weird trailer trash shit all these west coast youtubers with married parents do. Like holy fuck. As far as portrait tattoos go it's not that bad...but why? Portrait tattoos are for a very specific kind of person. The kinds that don't make over $18,000 annually.

This is something I've been thinking about lately. Why is it, that these wealthy influencers and celebrities, are going out of their way to look like the very same people they shit talk and openly despise? Do they think this makes them "relatable"? Do they not realize that the people who naturally look this way, don't make a conscious effort to do so? They look that way because the lack resources and knowledge to look more put together. Not to mention, some of the way poor people look is due to bad hygiene and unfortunate genetics. They do not choose to look this way like these idiot influencers do.

It's funny to me that these out of touch people preach about how wrong culture appropriation is, yet these people are quite literally appropriating poor people (specifically, poor white people).

 

[Drama Trauma]

thanks @pinstripe
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I have to give props to the AI, as it made better tattoos for them, than what they already have IRL.

 

[vanta pilled]

Ethan Klein just got a terrible tattoo of Hila, so when is Anisa going to force Ian to do the same?
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I thought Jews weren't allowed to get tattoos? Like I distinctly remember an episode of Miami Ink were one of the jewish tattoo artist was rationalizing his choice of getting tattoos while it being forbidden for Jews.

 

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This is something I've been thinking about lately. Why is it, that these wealthy influencers and celebrities, are going out of their way to look like the very same people they shit talk and openly despise? Do they think this makes them "relatable"? Do they not realize that the people who naturally look this way, don't make a conscious effort to do so? They look that way because the lack resources and knowledge to look more put together. Not to mention, some of the way poor people look is due to bad hygiene and unfortunate genetics. They do not choose to look this way like these idiot influencers do.

It's funny to me that these out of touch people preach about how wrong culture appropriation is, yet these people are quite literally appropriating poor people (specifically, poor white people).

I've thought about this myself sometimes; about how rich people do absolutely bizarre shit which makes no sense to me, a relatively normie person.
And I think it's because they are so far removed from the everyday struggles of a regular guy, that they don't actually have to take the time to plan for the future and prepare. We joke about Ian being broke, but I know he used to have Tesla stock, and I'm sure that he also has other means of passive income which would make him not really need to worry about money, if big IF, considering anisa's spending habits he can live somewhat frugally.
They reach a state that I like to call "well rested brain", which makes them try to slightly, but constantly push the limits to what's considered acceptable or sane, because they want to feel something again.
I mean, look at Anisa and her pursuit of attention. Shitty tattoos, onlyfans, fake boobs, shaved head. The only reason she's not been engaged in significantly more depraved shit is because she doesn't have the clout to be invited to such events.

You see this even more often with actual world-famous celebrities, who have everything on a silver platter, and if allowed to go far enough in their search of new thrills and feelings, end up on epstein's island, or in diddy's parties.

 

[Hateocracy]

Do they think this makes them "relatable"? Do they not realize that the people who naturally look this way, don't make a conscious effort to do so?

You are 100% correct.

Long after celebrities and *spit* influencers acquire more money than they need, the attention becomes their sustenance. And long after their fortunes are irresponsibly spent on cons00m + aggressively-mid tattoos + unwarranted content creation studio spaces, that attention is both all they have left and the drug that hits way harder than any material treasure could.

They know to harvest the maximum updoots and comment section worship, you should appear relatable (see: Henry Cavill). Problem is they're a skinwalker by any other name.

You see skinwalking in Anisa constantly:

• Commenting on St Patricks Day while getting fundamental facets of the lore incorrect
• Engaging in extremely haram behaviors while claiming muslim piety such as drinking, revealing clothing, swearing, not observing Ramadam or daily prayer
• Emblazoning catholic symbolism on her hand whilst not capable of spelling "communion" without Google
• Trad wife that LuBs HeR HuZzBiN and cooks the best boiled eggs for him every blessed morning, but never seems to clean the house or wear modest clothing
• Half-assed, painfully-unsexy OnlyFans to yoke the sex worker crowd to her dogsled of retardation
• Proud Canadian that doesn't know her own Charter of Rights and Freedoms, or election processes
• Boxer / MMA fighter extraordinaire that never gets in the ring nor won a match (to my knowledge)
• Philanthropist and charity enthusiast that took money from Kids With Cancer to fund her post-CreatorClash galas and social functions
• Reliable, supportive wife that broadcasts her husbands' Irritable Bowl Syndrome to the entire world
• Supports the Palestinian struggle but would be unable to locate Palestine or Israel on an unlabeled map
• Is an ally to the LGBTQIA++ cause, but mocks de-transitioned Trans Folx for their looks, belittles paraplegics, + elderly + gay men
• Claims bi-sexuality but only takes dick
• Political commentator that doesn't know where candidates are born, how many terms served, or their policies
• Thinks red states are evil, republicans are Hitlers but hosts her CreatorClash events in one of the reddest states of the Union
• Preens herself as a socialite debutante but gets less enagement and has less friend outings than KingCobaJFS
• This list is long enough, you get the picture

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

You see skinwalking in Anisa constantly

To be honest I feel a bit sad for her about this. If you asked Anisa who she was, you'd get a million answers and none at the same time. It's got to be depressing not having a true self, just constantly jumping from one manufactured aspect of yourself to another.

I wonder what Ian would say he is. He probably is cucked enough to have entirely restructured his life and personality around Anisa and answer he is a husband.