Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bill Evans 45]

I’m not saying anything profound here but he is so closeted!

If he was any deeper in the closet he'd be in Narnia, buttercup.

I think many kiwis and pests will find themselves united in dotage

'OnA Kiwi Farm' is a nice name for a retirement complex.

 

[Maude Snew]

How many straight men do you know that know all the little in-words and subcultures of the gay community?

I'm not gonna be too hard on him for that, in my extended friend group there was a gay guy who was someone's brother so he tagged along for shit on and off and he would just never shut the fuck up about that shit. He was eventually kicked out as people were sick of his shit but I know a lot more about all that gay shit than I ever wanted. To be fair again, nothing's hard on him, as he's very fat and jiggly.

 

[Laburnum]

Where did Fatrick start picking up this lingo?



He's literally telling stalker childs to cope and seethe

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I'm not gonna be too hard on him for that, in my extended friend group there was a gay guy who was someone's brother so he tagged along for shit on and off and he would just never shut the fuck up about that shit. He was eventually kicked out as people were sick of his shit but I know a lot more about all that gay shit than I ever wanted. To be fair again, nothing's hard on him, as he's very fat and jiggly.

I’ll concede that some might absorb it through random exposure irl or the terminally online could also be aware. I think what separates gaytrick is that he seems to boast about this knowledge and wave it around, he wants you to know that he knows gay because *chuckles condescendingly* are you even secure in your sexuality bro? His autistic overcompensation (seriously, who the fuck tells the world they accidentally finger their poopy butthole like it’s normal and segues immediately into pride parades and feather boas?) gives off real “the lady doth protest too much” vibes. Every time I read a fat tweet about faggotry I see that smug, post-nut gym smirk selfie from the known cruising location in Milwaukee. No straight man has a back log dating back years, of “I’m totally straight, not gay at all, but…” posts.

 

[Laburnum]

Fatrick now doing some coping and seething of his own about the President:


Patrick's a psephologist now, is there anything he can't do (other than have a healthy BMI)?

 

[Dean Pentel]

To be fair again, nothing's hard on him, as he's very fat and jiggly.

That seems to be a rather common trait amongst gay men.

Fatrick now doing some coping and seething of his own about the President:
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Patrick's a psephologist now, is there anything he can't do (other than have a healthy BMI)?

Not put stuff in his mouth constantly: Philly cheesesteaks, meatloafs, black cocks, alcoholic beverages, pizzas, fried foods, black cocks, pickled eggs, etc.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Pat is still seething about being displayed on retard finder lol.

Fantasizing about knowing influential people of power and how he’d totally have a mic drop moment.

The man above fantasizing about having access to so much power goes on to argue for the second day with troll accounts about how he can totally see his feet without a mirror. I love this big dumb retard. I didn’t screenshot it but he singled a woman out of thousands of other comments on a thread, with his faggoty brand of seething, to call her stupid also. All is well in Pat world.

 

[niggercattle]

Didn’t WWII expert Fatrick also hug and forgive an elderly Japanese man while he was visiting Pearl Harbor for his awful crime against America?

This picture is probably over a thousand pages old by now.

 

[Dean Pentel]

There's already a Ghibli Rick
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Only physically are they similar. This character was actively employed, had a good relationship with his daughter, wasn't incredibly unlikable, and even as a huge pig was more articulate and had better fitting clothing than Patrick.

The man above fantasizing about having access to so much power

I would think he'd fantasize about not being so broke and so fat. Or maybe getting his book Tiny Tim Finds a Passable Thai Ladyboy published (his self-insert character is the ladyboy).

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

There's already a Ghibli Rick
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I know what you're getting at, but sadly, that can never be Rick. While like Rick he is currently suffering for his hubris, he also has a daughter willing to go to great lengths to save him. I don't think Rick's only spawn would piss on him if he was on fire (especially because Rick would probably make some weird sexual comment about it)

I guess it is the land of make believe, and in the magical world of Studio Ghibli, Rick has a daughter who loves him.

 

[femoralcanal]

I've been waiting for the official "DAYS SINCE CHRISTMAS CARNAGE WAS FINISHED" account to post it, but since he's taking too long....

CONGRATULATIONS
JENNY TOMLINSON
ONE FUCKING YEAR
OF ABSOLUTE, OBJECTIVE FAILURE!!

​

 

[Maude Snew]

Rick doesn't need Ghibli, he's friends with Paul Weimer, who's work consists of similar amounts of little girl panty shots.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I've been waiting for the official "DAYS SINCE CHRISTMAS CARNAGE WAS FINISHED" account to post it, but since he's taking too long....

CONGRATULATIONS
JENNY TOMLINSON
ONE FUCKING YEAR
OF ABSOLUTE, OBJECTIVE FAILURE!!

​

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Absolutely beautiful, little infant baby child. Brother Kyle knew it all. Enjoy being jobless, little piggy Jenny.

Just a living masterpiece on its own for Piggy Ricky’s failure to receive any contracts for A Christmas Cumage and Tiny Tim in an orgy.

BROTHER KYLE KNEW IT ALL WITH THE FUNSTERS​

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Alright, slight PL here, but I'm a geologist in Wisconsin. We've been trying to figure out the source of the odd seismic activity that happened last week and I may have an idea of the potential source.

Does anyone here know how much Patrick weighs? A rough estimate is fine.

 

[Post Reply]

Absolutely beautiful, little infant baby child. Brother Kyle knew it all. Enjoy being jobless, little piggy Jenny.

"Patrick, you are smart, gainfully employed, and love and support your daughter."
"NoooOOOooo, child."


Wrong as always, Porque Squealer. The Corolla is also made in the US. And they likely outperform Lazy Susan the Rustang too.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

People are dying because the Mustang is still in production?

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Somebody got access to to a 20$ ChatGPT subscription? I want to see the various highlights of Patstory (Lappening, drooling on the NYC subway, the cum chalice, drooling while building a model dinosaur) reimagined in the vein of a Studio Ghibli anime.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wrong as always, Porque Squealer. The Corolla is also made in the US. And they likely outperform Lazy Susan the Rustang too.

Honda has announced their next Civic will be built in Indiana (archive), and used cars are still a thing. So not only is he being a histrionic little faggot, he's being willfully retarded.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

So not only is he being a histrionic little faggot, he's being willfully retarded.

Retarded and histrionic, our Fatrick? I am shocked, flabbergasted!

 

[Swiss46]

Lmao someone referred to his car as shitbox Susan and he not only understood it was about his car but had to defend the shitboxes honor.