Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

It will never fail to split my sides that Nick Rekieta thought he was qualified to give workshops on how to have a great marriage.

Or to create a series on how to be a successful streamer. That part always reminded of Jarbo’s book

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And really, he mainly did it off us and the Vic situation. Maddox was nothing in comparison.

That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying Nick is crediting himself with (in his words) paying people’s mortgages and feeding their families because he had them on his show.

Nick’s “exposure” pipeline went directly from the TDS subreddit to Dax’s show. Does that mean Dax can take credit for Nick’s Depp and Rittenhouse paydays? By his logic, yes. Yet I can’t recall ever hearing him express any kind of gratitude for that. To hear Nick tell it, he even invented commentary as a concept. He’s just delusionally self-aggrandizing.

Or to create a series on how to be a successful streamer. That part always reminded of Jarbo’s book

I remember him making that promise and wondering how he could be so stupid as to hold out hope for something anyone could have predicted would never happen. Nick must be the least self-aware person in the world.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It will never fail to split my sides that Nick Rekieta thought he was qualified to give workshops on how to have a great marriage.

Wait...was that a thing? Really?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wait...was that a thing? Really?

Yes! In fact he said he wanted to pivot his show to be about male/female relationships and “destigmatize sex” for couples. This imbecile thought that a married couple keeping their intimacy private and out of the public domain meant that they felt a “stigma.” No, asshole, it’s called basic human decency.

But yeah, Nick thought he could teach the world how to live happily ever after. It’s fucking insane.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gay emaciated skelly with a beauty ring light typically used for makeup and by trannies to make themselves look slightly more feminine.

Nitrous Nick is the gayest man in the universe. He is gayer than 10 Milo Yiannopouloses having gay sex with 10 gay bulls at Mardi Gras.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Nick doesn’t realize that “Aaron ate my goo” is no match for “Your eight year old child tested positive for a high level of cocaine in her system after you brought illegal narcotics into the family home.”

And it’s not even close.

Children as property to increase a narc's ego and not as humans makes it hard to process this. There's no bad parenting unless they're guilt tripping someone, or someone else is a bad parent.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Tom Myers has been trying unsuccessfully to insert himself into the DV for a while

Saddest words in voice and pen

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

will he earn the Lolcow Triple Crown? It's possible!

I don't know if it is going to be possible for him to do the hat trick. The start to this year has me worried. BMJ, Destiny, cooking up storms of lolcowdom. Although I guess BMJ is apparently going on a 6 month hiatus to rehab. We'll see how that goes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Still recruiting for the polycule.

He's punching waaaaaaay above his weight (figuratively and literally).

 

[porkWellington]

Nick doesn’t realize that “Aaron ate my goo” is no match for “Your eight year old child tested positive for a high level of cocaine in her system after you brought illegal narcotics into the family home.”

And it’s not even close.

Even if Aaron ate Nick's goo, Nick's proven an annoying and unreliable narrator. It poisoned his credibility to the point where he could say Aaron drove over the speed limit once and I wouldn't believe it.

 

[Strix454]

Yes! In fact he said he wanted to pivot his show to be about male/female relationships and “destigmatize sex” for couples. This imbecile thought that a married couple keeping their intimacy private and out of the public domain meant that they felt a “stigma.” No, asshole, it’s called basic human decency.

But yeah, Nick thought he could teach the world how to live happily ever after. It’s fucking insane.

My impression at the time is that what he was really looking for was porny talk with younger women and introductions to other women/couples that might be useful to him in a swinger sense.

I vaguely remember him trying on someone else's show to talk to some young THOT about her relationship and him quickly realizing that he was in a situation beyond him.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Even if Aaron ate Nick's goo, Nick's proven an annoying and unreliable narrator. It poisoned his credibility to the point where he could say Aaron drove over the speed limit once and I wouldn't believe it.

The goo story has obviously been relayed by April. After April's X messages I'd personally take an umbrella if she told me it was sunny outside.

 

[Strix454]

The goo story has obviously been relayed by April. After April's X messages I'd personally take an umbrella if she told me it was sunny outside.

If you have a bunch of partner-changing degenerate swinger couples getting it on, being in or around each other's goo is just what is going to happen. Nick has been attempting to infer that Aaron was gayer than Nick was though this stuff. Its similar to Nick's belief that he somehow isn't a cuck. Neither Nick or Aaron has the sexual high ground over the other. Anything one can say is just about certainly true about the other. They are both cucks. Nick's lick of aaron's face along with aaron's reaction was really gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yes! In fact he said he wanted to pivot his show to be about male/female relationships and “destigmatize sex” for couples. This imbecile thought that a married couple keeping their intimacy private and out of the public domain meant that they felt a “stigma.” No, asshole, it’s called basic human decency.

But yeah, Nick thought he could teach the world how to live happily ever after. It’s fucking insane.

Even crazier, he considered the fact that his parents didn't tell him about their sex lives until he was in his 30 a bad thing because he didn't know if his parents loved each other until they told him they fucked.

Nick is a lolcow chimera that has a little bit of every major cow in him, and I think that his weird obsession with his parents having sex counts as his Chris Chan part.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick must be the least self-aware person in the world.

He took Aaron and April to church! I'll never get over that one.

On that note, this normie Twitter arc telling Rekieta to get back to work is rather sweet. Rekieta deflects, per usual.

 

[Vibralldo]

He took Aaron and April to church! I'll never get over that one.

On that note, this normie Twitter arc telling Rekieta to get back to work is rather sweet. Rekieta deflects, per usual.

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It's insane that after all Nick's done he still has ball washers that support him and say "I'm so sorry to have offended you, Mr. Rekieta, sir!"

At this point, everyone whose even vaguely aware of Nick should only ever say "fuck off you child dosing cuckold" to him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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It's insane that after all Nick's done he still has ball washers that support him and say "I'm so sorry to have offended you, Mr. Rekieta, sir!"

At this point, everyone whose even vaguely aware of Nick should only ever say "fuck off you child dosing cuckold" to him.

Is an Eggplant code for gay swingers maybe?
"I am sorry to have offended you! Please whip me harder Massah Balldo!"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If you have a bunch of partner-changing degenerate swinger couples getting it on, being in or around each other's goo is just what is going to happen. Nick has been attempting to infer that Aaron was gayer than Nick was though this stuff. Its similar to Nick's belief that he somehow isn't a cuck. Neither Nick or Aaron has the sexual high ground over the other. Anything one can say is just about certainly true about the other. They are both cucks. Nick's lick of aaron's face along with aaron's reaction was really gay.

The only difference is Aaron walked away.

Is an Eggplant code for gay swingers maybe?
"I am sorry to have offended you! Please whip me harder Massah Balldo!"

The is a dick. That's the joke.

 

[AltisticRight]

I am not being obtuse, child.
You were not as clear as you think.
Enjoy prison.

 

[Vibralldo]

I am not being obtuse, child.
You were not as clear as you think.
Enjoy prison.
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Sounds more like Nick lacks social skills to me