Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Free the Pedos]

Am I the only one who likes the green cape dress? It didn’t fit her properly, but the color was nice and I actually liked the unusual cape detail.
Anyway, Meghan is an LA fame whore and I would not have sex with her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Am I the only one who likes the green cape dress? It didn’t fit her properly, but the color was nice and I actually liked the unusual cape detail.

Taste is subjective, but if I have to mentally visualize multiple changes to a garment in order to render it passable … nah. Personally I prefer deeper and more striking shades of green (hunter, petrol) but the color is the least of the issues I have with it. The devil really is in the details.

A lot of Meghan’s sartorial choices are like this. For example, I like the off-the-shoulder and bateau necklines. They suit her. But the other aspects of the pieces make for a just plain bad look, and she often doesn’t consider whether a given cut is appropriate for the occasion. Showing off shoulders isn’t for professional, business-like settings. Low-cut titty dresses aren’t for children’s hospital fundraisers. Etc.

Her seeming refusal to consult a stylist who can advise on such things, not to mention fit and tailoring, means she gets the fashion disasters she deserves.

 

[AssignedEva]

Taste is subjective, but if I have to mentally visualize multiple changes to a garment in order to render it passable … nah. Personally I prefer deeper and more striking shades of green (hunter, petrol) but the color is the least of the issues I have with it. The devil really is in the details.

A lot of Meghan’s sartorial choices are like this. For example, I like the off-the-shoulder and bateau necklines. They suit her. But the other aspects of the pieces make for a just plain bad look, and she often doesn’t consider whether a given cut is appropriate for the occasion. Showing off shoulders isn’t for professional, business-like settings. Low-cut titty dresses aren’t for children’s hospital fundraisers. Etc.

Her seeming refusal to consult a stylist who can advise on such things, not to mention fit and tailoring, means she gets the fashion disasters she deserves.

I think it's like her approach to calligraphy - she gets it wrong, but from her perspective she's breaking some stuffy rules and is being spontaneous/original/true to herself.

 

[duckling]

I think it's like her approach to calligraphy - she gets it wrong, but from her perspective she's breaking some stuffy rules and is being spontaneous/original/true to herself.

This is one of the best TL;DR anybody could come up with for her. Almost all of her egregious mistakes could be boiled down to this.

Anyways, Meghan’s Instagram from the past 2 days.


She finally fucking posted a reel but it is filmed horizontally instead of the current standard vertical. I just took a pic instead of a recording because it’s just frosting 3 cookies with jazz music. The last pic is of an asever reel where she is showing a small scale industrial canning facility making her spreads. Reminder that her product is called a “spread” rather than jam or preserves because it doesn’t contain enough fruit.

 

[one_time_user]

Seeing the pics with the dog- have we discussed her dogs? And the multiple dogs with multiple broken legs?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yep, I agree those flatter her body - and they follow my fashion advice for her: tea length with a waist accent slightly below her natural waist.
Here is another flattering look on her imo:

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I'm sorry, even with "flattering" outfits her tits look like cantaloupes nailed to a cutting board.

Please indulge me, but let’s revisit some of her worst ever looks

Lol raisin smuggler

Meghan looked disgusting, nipples protruding, in her grey sweatpants dress. Very disrespectful!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reminder that her product is called a “spread” rather than jam or preserves because it doesn’t contain enough fruit.

Clarification: In order to be called jam, sugar needs to be between 55% and 66% of the total contents. Preserves have about the same amount of sugar. Spreads are those that contain lower sugar. (I checked this for myself and am not relying on Meggot’s statements, which in this case are true.)

 

[duckling]

https://radaronline.com/p/meghan-markle-sex-toys-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-copycat/

https://archive.is/A2awR

Surely Meghan isn’t trying to break into the sex toy and lingerie industry, is she? Oh, my god. Oh my god I would be so happy. From princess in a castle to Pure Romance flogger. Please, please let this be for real. Oh my god I’ll have to rewrite the OP. I am SO EXCITED.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

So wholesome! Surely the BRF will have no problem with this and Harry will be welcomed back with open arms and a parade!

This fucking woman, ISTG. This is an overdue thread.

I watched the clip a few pages back with her correcting Mindy Kaling and hoo boy could you hear the barely suppressed anger in her voice.

The press loves to call Catherine "Kate Middleton" and she's been calling herself Catherine for years. Do you see the BRF throwing a hissy fit? No. No you do not, because stooping to that level simply isn't done. (My knowledge of British high society is from Downton Abbey, but I can't imagine it not still being similar)

I always knew Megan was a cow, just not how much until this thread.

 

[greatUncleShitHeel]

OP this thread is amazing. This woman has been insufferable for years.

Not a lolcow, her husband is though.

They're both lolcows and I could argue that the british royal family are all lolcows. I say this as a monarchist.

Surely Meghan isn’t trying to break into the sex toy and lingerie industry, is she? Oh, my god. Oh my god I would be so happy. From princess in a castle to Pure Romance flogger.

I wonder if it'll all be new age woo or custom fleshlights and dildos with minor frostbite on the tip.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The press loves to call Catherine "Kate Middleton" and she's been calling herself Catherine for years. Do you see the BRF throwing a hissy fit?

One of the worst things about reading comments about this situation online is how many women cannot or will not understand that all of the online articles refer to her as Kate Middleton for search/discovery reasons. It’s so stupid and they will die on that hill.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

I've read in DailyBrainRot, that Netflix had to dub her episode with Mindy Kaling, because Meghan just kept talking about herself, and not asking her guest any questions. I don't know if it applies to other episodes too, but this one was certainly dubbed to make the conversation flow more naturally...
Buahahahaha.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've read in DailyBrainRot, that Netflix had to dub her episode with Mindy Kaling, because Meghan just kept talking about herself, and not asking her guest any questions. I don't know if it applies to other episodes too, but this one was certainly dubbed to make the conversation flow more naturally...
Buahahahaha.

That was called out by Megyn Kelly and Maureen Callahan as soon as it aired. It’s been getting more pickup, which is helpful.

BTW, the way Gwyneth dominated Meghan this week should be studied in psychology classes. Gwyneth snapped her fingers and Meghan raced over immediately for the chance to be on social media with her. It was a brilliantly cunty execution.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yeah I do see they were over lined but what I was actually looking at was the change in the shape of her upper tubercle, that is, the upper center part of her lip, see a-d in the diagram.

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Alright I’m gonna lip sperg a bit here. Naturally her upper tubercle is flat, see this pic from her “wild about Harry” vanity fair spread and another pic from 2017 where she is smiling broadly

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In the recent Us cover, she had a big divot in her tubercle which is a common complication of lip filler. Now “complication” is a bit of a reach as some people actually like the clefted tubercle aesthetic - you see it a lot in Russian style or bimbofication lip filler - but in classic enhancement circles it is generally considered an undesired result.

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In addition, her upper lip vermilion isn’t going all the way to her teeth which is also an overfilled complication - part of the interior of her mouth is actually being pressed and curling out from under her upper lip, leading to the lumpy edge. Her lips aren’t that big after the enhancement, but it is evident to me that her natural shape can’t handle much filler at all which is surprising because her mom is black and usually black anatomy tolerates filler quite well. I would guess she had less than 1 ml total.

Tell us more!
I love this type of insider stuff.

 

[duckling]

Tell us more!
I love this type of insider stuff.

Yeah, I have a “Meghan’s plastic surgery” sperg lined up for after I finish a deadline for an irl event this Saturday.

BTW King Charles has been admitted to the hospital, so everybody tastelessly get in on the will they/wont they speculation for his eventual funeral and William’s coronation.

My bets are:
- only Harry at the funeral
- neither at William’s coronation
- prince of wales title will return to the crown and won’t be created again until George is in his 20s

 

[John Andrews Stan]

BTW King Charles has been admitted to the hospital

He was only there for a couple of hours and quickly returned to Clarence House.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

He was only there for a couple of hours and quickly returned to Clarence House.

He’s still gonna die one day lol I wonder what will happen?

Is Harry supposed to be Prince of Wales if William becomes King? That would be a major development if so!!!!! What are the lines of the Title? I’m gonna go research brb

Ok no Harry would never be prince of Wales it goes to George this is what AI says:
AI INFO
If Prince William becomes king, his eldest son, Prince George, would likely inherit the title of Prince of Wales, following the traditional practice of the heir apparent receiving the title.

Here's a more detailed explanation:

• Traditional Practice:
  The title of Prince of Wales is traditionally bestowed upon the heir apparent to the British throne.
• Prince George as Heir:
  As Prince William's eldest son, Prince George is currently next in line to the throne, making him the likely recipient of the Prince of Wales title when his father becomes king.
• Prince William's Decision:
  While the tradition is strong, the final decision to bestow the title will ultimately rest with King William.
• Other Children:
  Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis would follow in line for the throne behind Prince George.
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• Titles for Kate Middleton's Children:
  Once William becomes king, his children will no longer use the "of Wales" suffix and will be known as "The Prince George," etc.
  
  
  As much as Harry is a whiner, it must kind of suck to be the spare in a system where EVERYTHING is about rank and title. Not only is he the spare but he gets demoted when William has children to being sixth in line for the throne but still has to be raised as if he might be King one day if William dies, that’s pretty F’d up even if Harry never wanted to be King the people in the system would all treat him as the spare and then as even less than once William’s children were born.
  
  

 

[Retarded INTP]

It makes her look like a tank.

That's probably the point you biggot

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Still reading through the thread, so apologies if this was mentioned already, but does anyone else remember when Meghan claimed she didn't know who Harry was (or know anything about the royal family) prior to meeting him? I can't remember if it was in an interview or what, but as least as far back as 2019-2020 youtubers like Shallon Lester were calling out Meghan for being a grifter / bamboozling an idiot prince with obvious mommy issues for personal gain.

Meghan is the classic narcissist who halfheartedly tries to skinwalk being a "down-to-earth tradwife homesteader" but it is sooo painfully inauthentic. She lowkey reminds me of Robyn "Empathic Nutritionist" except instead of vibrational healing devices/antioxidant recipes/pregnancy elixirs (and hydrocephaly babies), it's jams and beekeeping and rose cupcakes (and habsburg babies).

I really wanna know what is the deal with narcissists and farm fresh crunchy bullshit.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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That's probably the point you biggot

Meghan likes Carolina Herrera, the designer of the red dress, but she's completely turned me off from the brand. I won't even try CH's perfumes.

Like Mama Nails and Michael Kors stuff, I can't stand to see it.