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I want Funky the Clown to make a comeback, if only for one time.
I don't know why - I just want it
I don't know why - I just want it
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Funky the Clown > Alex Hogendorp
Funky the Clown might have raped Alex, but Alex Hogendorp is a pedophile who gets off to amputee children, and I believe that's worse.
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I don’t know if it’s my browser or what but when i visit his profile the profile picture moves so fucking fast that photosensitive users should beware.
He also added this pice of writing (A) to his favourites. This likely isn’t an alt of his but some kind of sonic fan artist 2007 living fossil.
So yeah i wouldn’t be surprised if Alex’s family was simply monitoring his online activity so he doesn’t completely ruin their vacation.
Yeah his art style reminds me of mental asylum art. It’s very unsettling and I don’t like looking at it.
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Might as well archive his posts prior to 2025
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Check out my artwork.
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I've gotten 2 anime works I did in 2016 that i'd really like to share and hopefully I'd get these up pretty soon. They're drawn on paper so.
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So far. August 2018 has been really hot and smokey and I expect this trend may continue for the rest of this month. Regardless, we had some brief Cool rainy periods.
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Some deaths have potentials to cause such a runoff effect on certain circumstances. Many people have acquired enough following and respect to be remembered by everyone or a death of an unknown person could lead to extreme consequences though also prevent consequences at the same time. Most of the time, the death of a person is harmless. Around 5 people die every second however there is an extreme astronomical chance that a persons death could lead to the end of the world. We are going to explore 5 levels of death outrage with each one progressively getting worse.
Level 1 - The Memorial - Let's start at the very beginning, one where the death will receive a lot of attention but very little fuel to violence. These are innocent memorials that can amass even a majority of the population. A popular figure who dies one day can create some of the most important events in history. The Death of important figures such as Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Muhammad Ali and Queen Elizabeth II has funerals televised and watched by billions of people. Queen Elizabeth II in particular has a very ambitious long running funeral where excellent performances despite only 10 days to perfect despite someone's attempts to sabotage the event from some people who have bad relations to the Queen herself thankfully averted to avoid causing any further outrage. Some death outrages have been forced upon rather than naturally occurring. Leaders in North Korea have been notorious for demanding everyone in their country respecting them. The Death of Kim Il-sung has millions of unvolunteered attendees where even the slightest bit of euphoria leads to sentencing in death camps. The death of Mao Zedong still goes across many people's heads despite many atrocities committed due to a minority of people who follows his ideology. Many people have considered 2016 to be the worst year ever for many people at the time because of how many important celebrities died that year despite not caring about them beforehand. However, many of these deaths are going to lead to questioning from many people if some anomaly has been detected.
Level 2 - The Skepticism - Let's go even further. These are the deaths that are not only sometimes a sad event, but one that leaves them questioning. Each person has a death that is ruled as something that is completely unlike what the death was ruled as. Some people have been subject to a nightmare of being under someone's crosshairs. One of the most notorious examples is the assassination of John F Kennedy. John F Kennedy was unlike any other modern US president. One who has passion to release humanity from the dirty hands of the globalist elite. His actions has implanted deep hatred amongst many elites who fear their power will be stripped from them if whatever is about them has been exposed or have power taken away from them. The straw the broke the camel's back happens to be when he signed a bill allowing the bank the run through without ever having to go to through the federal reserve which give these people the incentive to assassinate him. Decades later and his memorial stays strong. Many other people have their assassinations covered up in many different ways. 2019 saw the death of Jeffery Epstein, though without much of a following, many people have questioned his death, his death was ruled as a suicide but such a circumstance seemed improbable judging by Epstein's mentality and location. Stanley Kubrick is known for many of his ones, one notable one being Eyes Wide Shut which shows a scene that replicates the Rothschild Mansion exposing details of their sick twisted fantasies. Stanley Kubrick died shortly before the films released and to this day, Eyes Wide Shut has become a cult film with many people question the true reason from Stanley Kubrick's Deaths. The sinking of the ship which was regarded as the Titanic has later resulted in revelations of true intentions such as the sinking of the ship people passed on as the Titanic has resulted in the creation of the Federal Reserve. It doesn't even require fame or notoriety to have your death counted in this level. Many athletes amongst other people have notably collapsed on the floor sometimes dying as an adverse reaction to the COVID "vaccine", to this day, the elite are trying to cover up even though it was their intention to kill people for their intention of population reduction to bring the new world order as people were blackmailed into taking the vaccine if they wanted to partake in normal activities. These reported deaths have began on that level only to move up on the scale as time progresses.
Level 3 - The Storm - As people further question the situation they are in, eventually action will come into play. Vaccine Mandates and stripping of their freedoms have created a perfect storm for civil unrest. Knowing many of the people who have died because of these mandates led to uprisings around the world including a Convoy in Canada to pressure the government to drop the mandates. We're crossing into the point where a person's death could lead into pressuring, even sometimes death and destruction. Although the Convoy in Canada is a peaceful protest. The Civil Unrest after the death of George Floyd is completely contrast to this. Buildings were burned down in a lot of major US cities and people who stood in their way were demonized. Kyle Rittenhouse has been lambasted by the same people who orchestrated the protests when 2 people who attacked him died under his self defense leading to many outraged people sending death threats to Kyle Rittenhouse. Before the George Soros orchestrated Black Lives Matter. Riots amongst African American communities has been orchestrated due to arrests of deaths of notable figures in the 1960's with 1968 being regarded as one of the worst years in human history. An outrage over the death of notable and even unknown people are common in third world countries. Neglect in Brazil from security leaving people vulnerable to predators have led to many deaths of loved ones, eventually this has led to a orchestration to murder predators lurking in Brazil to further prevent chances of devastating outcomes and as a protest act against corruption in Brazil. Jair Bolsonaro is widely respected across Brazil as he is one of the advocates against corruption in Brazil. Jair Bolsonaro was elected president in Brazil in 2018 however has been a result of allegations against him from the Brazil government in a desperate attempt to keep him out of power. Had he been assassinated, this could lead the entire country to go into turmoil.
Level 4 - The Chain Reaction - We're now entering into a territory where a person's death could lead to massive damages for a country plunging them into a Civil War. Globalists are notorious for murdering people who stand in their way of their New World Order as is with the case with Muammar Gaddafi who serves as the heart of Libya. A body without the heart crumbles. Muammar Gaddafi just so happens to be in the way of one of the routes our illegal immigration in Europe which is why many globalists had to incentive in killing him which just so happened in 2011. Libya without a stable government after his assassination has led the entire country of Libya into turmoil that lasts over a decade where living a normal life in Libya becomes extremely challenging. Many other factors can cause a civil war including one in Syria where it happens via resignation of government or in the case of Algeria where stealing an election can cause civil war. However, sometimes a death of a person could lead to an international crisis. The September 11 Attacks notably excludes from this as it has been revealed to be an inside job and an excuse to attack Middle Eastern countries.
Level 5 - The Cataclysm - We're now entering into moments where the death of someone leads to an outrage beyond borders and become international. This is where the effects of such a moment can be felt across the world and can be detrimental to the world itself. One notable example was the Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which has caused World War I. A 4 year long war intentionally caused to cause the world to go into turmoil in a more straightforward way to implement the Treaty of Versailles and the communist takeover of Europe as well as the creation of the Weimar Republic where nihilism and inflation runs wild. It could also be suggested that many deaths between the Germany - Poland border caused a similar outrage which left Germany with no choice to invade Poland as Adolf Hitler's only choice. Wars can be so devastating and take many countries decades to recover. The Nuclear Bombs dropped on Japan just comes to show weapons created by humanity have potential to destroy the entire world. What I have explained are the examples of the lower end of the Level 5. The higher end of Level 5 would be ultimately devastating crippling the entirety of humanity and even life on earth and a person has already been born to be the potential to be the heart of the entire world and it can be anyone ranging from the front man of the Globalist empire of a person routinely abused by globalists on a massive scale. Notable people such as Vasilis Arkhipov, Stanislav Petrov, James Blunt, etc. have been known for averting such disastrous scenarios. Some deaths can prevent total annihilation under proper circumstances such as the case with Rudolf Anderson with his U-2 spy plane which contained an ICBM, however the most notable potential for a high end Level 5 would be the downing of Korean Airlines Flight 007 which just so happened to raise tensions enough where a false pretense to cause war if it weren't for Stanislav Petrov. However with many things goes, Globalists will do everything to keep their stronghold on the world and implement their New World Order. They got the nuclear warheads and are threatening the population with an all out nuclear war, even making excuses to cause nuclear war in the first place. The worst part about this is that trying to get out of this system could lead to such an outrage regardless if it's an innocent person being killed on the outskirts to fuel this revolution of a globalist being killed by another globalist passing it on to another person not responsible to cause this world to enter nuclear hell. In a world like this, anything goes, regardless of which person, although an extremely rare chance that your death could be the death of everyone and everyone.
Level 1 - The Memorial - Let's start at the very beginning, one where the death will receive a lot of attention but very little fuel to violence. These are innocent memorials that can amass even a majority of the population. A popular figure who dies one day can create some of the most important events in history. The Death of important figures such as Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Muhammad Ali and Queen Elizabeth II has funerals televised and watched by billions of people. Queen Elizabeth II in particular has a very ambitious long running funeral where excellent performances despite only 10 days to perfect despite someone's attempts to sabotage the event from some people who have bad relations to the Queen herself thankfully averted to avoid causing any further outrage. Some death outrages have been forced upon rather than naturally occurring. Leaders in North Korea have been notorious for demanding everyone in their country respecting them. The Death of Kim Il-sung has millions of unvolunteered attendees where even the slightest bit of euphoria leads to sentencing in death camps. The death of Mao Zedong still goes across many people's heads despite many atrocities committed due to a minority of people who follows his ideology. Many people have considered 2016 to be the worst year ever for many people at the time because of how many important celebrities died that year despite not caring about them beforehand. However, many of these deaths are going to lead to questioning from many people if some anomaly has been detected.
Level 2 - The Skepticism - Let's go even further. These are the deaths that are not only sometimes a sad event, but one that leaves them questioning. Each person has a death that is ruled as something that is completely unlike what the death was ruled as. Some people have been subject to a nightmare of being under someone's crosshairs. One of the most notorious examples is the assassination of John F Kennedy. John F Kennedy was unlike any other modern US president. One who has passion to release humanity from the dirty hands of the globalist elite. His actions has implanted deep hatred amongst many elites who fear their power will be stripped from them if whatever is about them has been exposed or have power taken away from them. The straw the broke the camel's back happens to be when he signed a bill allowing the bank the run through without ever having to go to through the federal reserve which give these people the incentive to assassinate him. Decades later and his memorial stays strong. Many other people have their assassinations covered up in many different ways. 2019 saw the death of Jeffery Epstein, though without much of a following, many people have questioned his death, his death was ruled as a suicide but such a circumstance seemed improbable judging by Epstein's mentality and location. Stanley Kubrick is known for many of his ones, one notable one being Eyes Wide Shut which shows a scene that replicates the Rothschild Mansion exposing details of their sick twisted fantasies. Stanley Kubrick died shortly before the films released and to this day, Eyes Wide Shut has become a cult film with many people question the true reason from Stanley Kubrick's Deaths. The sinking of the ship which was regarded as the Titanic has later resulted in revelations of true intentions such as the sinking of the ship people passed on as the Titanic has resulted in the creation of the Federal Reserve. It doesn't even require fame or notoriety to have your death counted in this level. Many athletes amongst other people have notably collapsed on the floor sometimes dying as an adverse reaction to the COVID "vaccine", to this day, the elite are trying to cover up even though it was their intention to kill people for their intention of population reduction to bring the new world order as people were blackmailed into taking the vaccine if they wanted to partake in normal activities. These reported deaths have began on that level only to move up on the scale as time progresses.
Level 3 - The Storm - As people further question the situation they are in, eventually action will come into play. Vaccine Mandates and stripping of their freedoms have created a perfect storm for civil unrest. Knowing many of the people who have died because of these mandates led to uprisings around the world including a Convoy in Canada to pressure the government to drop the mandates. We're crossing into the point where a person's death could lead into pressuring, even sometimes death and destruction. Although the Convoy in Canada is a peaceful protest. The Civil Unrest after the death of George Floyd is completely contrast to this. Buildings were burned down in a lot of major US cities and people who stood in their way were demonized. Kyle Rittenhouse has been lambasted by the same people who orchestrated the protests when 2 people who attacked him died under his self defense leading to many outraged people sending death threats to Kyle Rittenhouse. Before the George Soros orchestrated Black Lives Matter. Riots amongst African American communities has been orchestrated due to arrests of deaths of notable figures in the 1960's with 1968 being regarded as one of the worst years in human history. An outrage over the death of notable and even unknown people are common in third world countries. Neglect in Brazil from security leaving people vulnerable to predators have led to many deaths of loved ones, eventually this has led to a orchestration to murder predators lurking in Brazil to further prevent chances of devastating outcomes and as a protest act against corruption in Brazil. Jair Bolsonaro is widely respected across Brazil as he is one of the advocates against corruption in Brazil. Jair Bolsonaro was elected president in Brazil in 2018 however has been a result of allegations against him from the Brazil government in a desperate attempt to keep him out of power. Had he been assassinated, this could lead the entire country to go into turmoil.
Level 4 - The Chain Reaction - We're now entering into a territory where a person's death could lead to massive damages for a country plunging them into a Civil War. Globalists are notorious for murdering people who stand in their way of their New World Order as is with the case with Muammar Gaddafi who serves as the heart of Libya. A body without the heart crumbles. Muammar Gaddafi just so happens to be in the way of one of the routes our illegal immigration in Europe which is why many globalists had to incentive in killing him which just so happened in 2011. Libya without a stable government after his assassination has led the entire country of Libya into turmoil that lasts over a decade where living a normal life in Libya becomes extremely challenging. Many other factors can cause a civil war including one in Syria where it happens via resignation of government or in the case of Algeria where stealing an election can cause civil war. However, sometimes a death of a person could lead to an international crisis. The September 11 Attacks notably excludes from this as it has been revealed to be an inside job and an excuse to attack Middle Eastern countries.
Level 5 - The Cataclysm - We're now entering into moments where the death of someone leads to an outrage beyond borders and become international. This is where the effects of such a moment can be felt across the world and can be detrimental to the world itself. One notable example was the Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which has caused World War I. A 4 year long war intentionally caused to cause the world to go into turmoil in a more straightforward way to implement the Treaty of Versailles and the communist takeover of Europe as well as the creation of the Weimar Republic where nihilism and inflation runs wild. It could also be suggested that many deaths between the Germany - Poland border caused a similar outrage which left Germany with no choice to invade Poland as Adolf Hitler's only choice. Wars can be so devastating and take many countries decades to recover. The Nuclear Bombs dropped on Japan just comes to show weapons created by humanity have potential to destroy the entire world. What I have explained are the examples of the lower end of the Level 5. The higher end of Level 5 would be ultimately devastating crippling the entirety of humanity and even life on earth and a person has already been born to be the potential to be the heart of the entire world and it can be anyone ranging from the front man of the Globalist empire of a person routinely abused by globalists on a massive scale. Notable people such as Vasilis Arkhipov, Stanislav Petrov, James Blunt, etc. have been known for averting such disastrous scenarios. Some deaths can prevent total annihilation under proper circumstances such as the case with Rudolf Anderson with his U-2 spy plane which contained an ICBM, however the most notable potential for a high end Level 5 would be the downing of Korean Airlines Flight 007 which just so happened to raise tensions enough where a false pretense to cause war if it weren't for Stanislav Petrov. However with many things goes, Globalists will do everything to keep their stronghold on the world and implement their New World Order. They got the nuclear warheads and are threatening the population with an all out nuclear war, even making excuses to cause nuclear war in the first place. The worst part about this is that trying to get out of this system could lead to such an outrage regardless if it's an innocent person being killed on the outskirts to fuel this revolution of a globalist being killed by another globalist passing it on to another person not responsible to cause this world to enter nuclear hell. In a world like this, anything goes, regardless of which person, although an extremely rare chance that your death could be the death of everyone and everyone.
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Solar Eclipse during Christmas Time.
Last:
December 25, 2000 (Overall and Partial)
December 25, 1954 (Annular)
Next:
December 25, 2038 (Overall and Total)
Close Calls and could be counted as:
December 26, 2019 (Annular)
December 24, 1973 (Annular)
December 24, 1992 (Partial)
Lunar Eclipse during Christmas Time.
Last:
December 25, 1806 (Overall and Penumbral)
Next:
December 25, 2531 (Overall and Total)
Close Calls and could be counted as:
December 26, 1814 (Partial)
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Nigga I am not reading all that crazy star sign bullshit.
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Fixed the url for some fucking reason Brazilians blocked bozo videos over fucking carnival music. All American clown is hated by huehues.
Sad, fucking clownphobes! No wonder why Alex fled to Mexico, south America hates clowns.
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Since we're approaching the dawn of a new arc (Coming back to Canada arc), what are your favorites Alex arcs so far?
Post-Halal'd arc (People who betrayed me on kiwifarms video, phonebooked, social experiments, purple hacker, sperging out on the Farms, Peppermint_Swirl)
Post-Kiwi Ban arc (Shaved face, Criteria of Scum List, Stop glorifying Kiwi Farms video, first appearances of Sheldon Donner and XXXprincethe 2nd, Rayman, OC Redesigns, Ai videos, art, and voices, pornbots)
The Madman arc (Sock Accounts, Lunar Eclipse, Cuts, Alcohol drinking videos, "[Insert Kiwi] dying because of [Insert Reason]", Actual Kill List, Twitter Leak)
Post-Halal'd arc (People who betrayed me on kiwifarms video, phonebooked, social experiments, purple hacker, sperging out on the Farms, Peppermint_Swirl)
Post-Kiwi Ban arc (Shaved face, Criteria of Scum List, Stop glorifying Kiwi Farms video, first appearances of Sheldon Donner and XXXprincethe 2nd, Rayman, OC Redesigns, Ai videos, art, and voices, pornbots)
The Madman arc (Sock Accounts, Lunar Eclipse, Cuts, Alcohol drinking videos, "[Insert Kiwi] dying because of [Insert Reason]", Actual Kill List, Twitter Leak)
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- Feb 6, 2025
Madman arc - when any other cow enters this particular arc, it's hilariously entertaining. Alex's was no exception.
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the criteria of scum is iconic, automatically makes the Post-Kiwi Ban arc the best one imho
I really like Post-Halal'd arc as well, the ip grabber incident was funny, alex was sperging out in the thread instead of deviantart, i also enjoyed those alexjakking and alex yiik memes, somehow im feeling somewhat nostalgic even though it happened a month ago
while sock accounts and the twitter leak were funny as well, I feel like The Madman arc is the weakest one out of the trio, due to the repetitiveness of alexs DA posts, they were a bit too formulaic and some of them felt way too forced ("i now own kiwifarms and null has to pay me million billion billion dollars")
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- Oct 11, 2014
Hard to say for me, I missed most of the times before his ban. Alex pretty much dragged me onto this thread after I ragged on him in his profile one time and then suddenly I was #2 on his kill list. 
After that I had to start paying attention and am glad I did. His non-stop coping and sperging was far more entertaining then many others who rage against the farms for a good while before getting stale.
I guess just after his keylogger ban is the best arc for me then.
After that I had to start paying attention and am glad I did. His non-stop coping and sperging was far more entertaining then many others who rage against the farms for a good while before getting stale.
I guess just after his keylogger ban is the best arc for me then.
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- Mar 1, 2020
Personally I'm a hipster and was a fan of his more underground indie work right after he got the triangle but before he went mainstream.
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- May 7, 2022
I'm looking forward to the coming RCMP arc. When we find the "I was waterboarded with maple syrup" posts on The Weather Channel comment section, that'll be the peak.
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- Feb 14, 2025
I guess I'll give my take.
While I do very much like The Madman arc (especially, since I was a big part of it
), I do admit it was repetitive at times and it got a bit too deranged in my opinion. (it was still a very entertaining and fun arc; there are no bad arcs so far.)
The Post-Halal'd arc might be my favorite. I already feel nostalgic for it and its "social experiments". I made my account just five days before the halal, and the Alex thread (and by extension the User HoS) was my first real introduction to Kiwi Farms and Lolcows, plus it never got repetitive like The Madman arc or had filler towards the end like the Post-Kiwi Ban arc.
The Post-Kiwi Ban arc might objectively be the best arc. Like @Rango Dango said, the Criteria of Scum list was Iconic and I think that arc gave us the best videos, (" I wish I am a cute anime neko boy/girl" and "Stop glorifying Kiwi Farms in my comment section"), but to me, it falls short towards the end with filler. (sperging out about AI art/bros and pornbots on DeviantArt and Youtube)
All in all, there are no weak arcs, this show might be better than Breaking Bad.
While I do very much like The Madman arc (especially, since I was a big part of it
), I do admit it was repetitive at times and it got a bit too deranged in my opinion. (it was still a very entertaining and fun arc; there are no bad arcs so far.)The Post-Halal'd arc might be my favorite. I already feel nostalgic for it and its "social experiments". I made my account just five days before the halal, and the Alex thread (and by extension the User HoS) was my first real introduction to Kiwi Farms and Lolcows, plus it never got repetitive like The Madman arc or had filler towards the end like the Post-Kiwi Ban arc.
The Post-Kiwi Ban arc might objectively be the best arc. Like @Rango Dango said, the Criteria of Scum list was Iconic and I think that arc gave us the best videos, (" I wish I am a cute anime neko boy/girl" and "Stop glorifying Kiwi Farms in my comment section"), but to me, it falls short towards the end with filler. (sperging out about AI art/bros and pornbots on DeviantArt and Youtube)
All in all, there are no weak arcs, this show might be better than Breaking Bad.
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- Apr 4, 2018
I like it when he pretends to put voodoo curses on us
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- Jul 25, 2024
I feel like this can apply to the rest of Alex's life too. There was the Early Internet arc (pretty much everything before his trolling), the YouTube trolling arc, the Post-Troll/Alt-Right arc (Alex starts trolling less and less, and then he moves to bitchute), the Music arc, the Ear Infection arc, the Kiwifarms arc, and more that I am forgetting about.
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I definitely should have included the Kiwifarms/pre-halal'd arc. As for the rest, I wanted to only include arcs that relate Kiwifarms, as those were the ones that (most) Kiwis experienced first hand.