Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[atriskteen420]

He wears black face, says the N word, shoves the gnome up his ass, and rapes his ferrets and I am not sorry for exposing the truth about him.

Other than the raping ferrets part, you made him sound like a pretty cool dude.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Other than the raping ferrets part, you made him sound like a pretty cool dude.

You think shoving clay gnomes up your ass is cool? Ok buddy

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

If you have a problem with a post, report it

Reminder that posting AI slop without marking it as such should also be reported. I love this thread, but it does need some tough love.

obviously it's weird to have a gnome in your bathroom

Don't forget that around the time this photo was taken, it must've been the height of the "internet random humor" pandemic. A bathroom gnome would fit right in, no pun intended.
*holds up spork*

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

As fun as it is to poke fun at him being a weirdo freak I feel like sometimes this thread gets a little too caught up in shit that never happened. Yeah I know it's funny to say he rapes his ferrets because he's a furry with a ferret fursona, but we have no actual proof of anything like that actually happening. That and the gnome thing, obviously it's weird to have a gnome in your bathroom but it's just as likely he's a retard with no sense of aesthetic who thinks a bathroom gnome is genius interior design.

Having seen many a furry turn out to be a rapist, animal abuser, and even a pedo, it feels like it's less of a question if Mald is doing something along those lines, and more of a question when we get to find out about it.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Is there a way to see the size of an update in MB?

If you look at steamDB on the update tab you can see which files have been changed and their sizes.

here's the link
(I can't currently post a picture but it's quite small, around 2mb if we take into account what was deleted)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He didn't have anything to do with the DDoS'ing, but even if he did then he ultimately ended up cucking himself by Blizzard showing just how little they gave a shit about all of his reports trying to get these people banned. Not only did they not listen to his histrionics but they also decided to break their own rule to bend over backwards to keep these people around.

I still can't believe Blizzard revived them. Shows how far they've fallen from the Titans they used to be.

It’s pretty funny to see Steam’s “X months since updated” is actually motivating him to develop his game.

I wouldn't hold my breath on this one.

Having seen many a furry turn out to be a rapist, animal abuser, and even a pedo, it feels like it's less of a question if Mald is doing something along those lines, and more of a question when we get to find out about it.

Yes but its easier to digest for the average person to not be told he is a ferret fucker without substantial evidence. If you scream things without proof they'll think you're crazy / less credible.

 

[potato sack]

Yes but its easier to digest for the average person to not be told he is a ferret fucker without substantial evidence. If you scream things without proof they'll think you're crazy / less credible.

its impossible to argue with escaped zoo animals that crashouts that are verified actually signal lolcow content and that larping shit that isn't at least archivable is pointless troon-like circlejerking

i can appreciate the effort though

like who gives a shit about the ferrets or the gnome. he received an award from twitch for the category of game development for a game he hasnt finished in 7 years, was called the face of indie game development in spite of only having one finished game to his name (from 9 years ago), and if you contest any of this, you get called a shitposter from reddit and are banned

now that's cinema, because its real

if youre starving for content because mald is being cautious there are other lolcow threads happening right now. it's not a matter of if maldy will crash again, only when. patience

 

[Shuhalo]

Can't be bothered to properly multiquote to a few people, but I can confidently say that the DDOS against Blizzard is unrelated to Jason. Pretty much every big company is constantly getting attempted DDOS's, but these are repelled. It takes a massive effort to get a successful DDOS going, especially against companies like Blizzard.

Its 99% likely its a group that are mad at Blizzard about something, and they're attempting to DDOS the launch of the latest Classic Wow patch (And to an extent the new Retail patch) to get back at Blizzard.

Jason is more likely to be the sperg explaining how DDOS works, and even overtly threatening people with it, rather than actually going through with it. "I actually set up most of Blizzard's anti-DDOS services while I worked there. Yeah. The fact that someone has managed to successfully DDOS them is insane behaviour dude, yeah. *Stretches*"


Something you need to consider with DDOS attacks is that players can unintentionally do one, a ddos is basically just requesting more than a server can handle. A hyped up game's servers crashing at launch because so many people were excited to play it is a pretty boring but common example of a ddos (Even if by accident).

 

[Astag]

The only thing I am certain of is that Jason is a hard-R retard whose bathroom gnome has seen the worst mankind has to offer

 

[Roachbound]

Don't you just hate when people pretend to be an expert in something they know little about?
Don't you also hate when people trick others out of their hard earned cash?

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I hate when that happens

This comment from page 153, does anyone know(or have an archive of) what video mald is commenting on?

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

This comment from page 153, does anyone know(or have an archive of) what video mald is commenting on?

He was commenting on the Elon tries to play games drama if I recall, nothing all that interesting.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

That and the gnome thing, obviously it's weird to have a gnome in your bathroom but it's just as likely he's a retard with no sense of aesthetic who thinks a bathroom gnome is genius interior design.

The gnome has both been inside his ass and has never been in his ass until proven otherwise.
Schrödinger's gnome.

Only Jason knows for sure. And I am not taking him up on his word.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

The gnome has both been inside his ass and has never been in his ass until proven otherwise.
Schrödinger's gnome.

Only Jason knows for sure. And I am not taking him up on his word.

Jason is retarded. He would say something like "so what if I shoved a terracotta gnome up my ass huh?" then draw a shitty ms paint drawing and smugly ban you, at which point you're now certain he did shove it up his ass.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Jason is retarded. He would say something like "so what if I shoved a terracotta gnome up my ass huh?" then draw a shitty ms paint drawing and smugly ban you, at which point you're now certain he did shove it up his ass.

If he says he didn't shove it, I doubt it. If he genuinely says with 100% conviction and swears on his parents, I still doubt it. There is nothing, I mean nothing, Jason T Hall says or writes that can be taken at face value without proof.

Plausible deniability is how he survived 7 years coding for Blizzard. With the Blizzard scandals involving "The Cosby suite", SA, S harassment, stealing breast milk from fridges, I am certain he lies every time he breathes as a survival mechanism. Nothing he says, even incriminating, can be taken at face value without evidence.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It has been brought to my attention Jason is currently trying to sucker artists into doing unpaid work for his father under the guise of "exposure".
A guy who used to work for Blizzard in the golden age is making a video game, but doesn't want to pay a concept artist that helps establish the theme, setting, and important visuals to it. You know this guy probably has a shit ton of money too.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

You know this guy probably has a shit ton of money too.

I really do wonder with the house that he has and the expenses of taking care of 50+ ferrets, and having to eat 2 whole fried chickens and a tub of lard everyday to keep his body shape, I assume he's bleeding himself dry, buying the ranch was probably a shit idea for him. Of course this is merely speculation.
Also, fucking viking steampunk, it's good to see Mald go back to his Tumblr furry roots by commissioning dogshit designs!

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

It has been brought to my attention Jason is currently trying to sucker artists into doing unpaid work for his father under the guise of "exposure".

What a fucking piece of shit.

Hopefully this will fuck him up good, speculative work is rightfully seen as one of the most predatory things done to young people at the start of their careers, only ranking a bit below casting couch type situations.
For him to have based his image on being Mr Indie Savior, this better blow up. But never underestimate the dedication of sycophants.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

You know this guy probably has a shit ton of money too.

No, no. You see, he only spends money on important art. Like furry porn.

"B-but we don't have evidence he spends it on furry po-"

He does. C'mon. He's dating a furry porn artist who he cheated on his wife with. He's cheating on her as well. Look inside your heart you know it to be true.

 

[Roachbound]

A guy who used to work for Blizzard in the golden age is making a video game, but doesn't want to pay a concept artist that helps establish the theme, setting, and important visuals to it. You know this guy probably has a shit ton of money too.

Not just any guy, the lead of the cinematics department. Blizzard lead for 20+ years can't afford to pay artists for his new studio? what a sick joke.

Obviously mald's father is way more talented than him but its not a surprise that mald inherited his greasy behaviour.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Blizzard lead for 20+ years can't afford to pay artists for his new studio?

Even worse - in these 20 years he never helped other people out enough to now have a few favors he could cash in? He really has to ask his shitstain of a son to beg in his name?

I swear to god for any given profession I know at least one person that would do something for me for free, or at least significantly cheaper, because I helped them out before. And I don't even have muh twenty years.